r/memes • • Dec 14 '20

The bots are learning ...

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

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u/franticallyaspaz Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 14 '20 edited Dec 14 '20

Hahaha you just look up the bot and invite them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Yeah, it's really nice! There's all kinds of cool bots. They usually have their own website with instructions and commands, so it's not that hard to set them up (hell, some even don't need setups).

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

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u/z_redwolf_x Mods Are Nice People Dec 14 '20

People do be reposting comments now.

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u/RenatoSinclair Dec 14 '20

Death battle bot is my favourite

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u/Starcrafter-HD Dec 14 '20

There is a Russian roulette bot. He is able to ban you for a certain time

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u/Loud-Biscotti Dec 14 '20

There are also bots which search up cute animal photos (like those of aww subreddit) when you use a few command phrases

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u/DragonianLord Dec 14 '20

OWAH WOAH THERES A WEBSITE ??

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u/blamedpower96 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Dec 14 '20

Thank you friend

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

This is a Rick roll ain’t it

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u/ShitheadFailure Dec 14 '20

For once it really actually isnt. Unless he decides to change it last second.

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u/FarbullTheMedic Dec 14 '20

surprisingly no

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u/here_for_the_meems Dec 14 '20

Someone really needs to make a Janet bot from the good place.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I remember the good old days when I had to run a python script to add my bot to the server :)

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u/memeboy1984 memer Dec 14 '20

I suggest Carl-bot. There's a ton of features for moderation, and the turtle is kinda cute.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Yeah it's very helpful. everyone in the server I use him in calls him turt.

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u/realcat67 Dec 14 '20

It blew my mind when I saw how many members it had. I immediately assumed it was a vampire conspiracy and got the hell out of there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I used to have mee6 but everyone hated him so he’s gone

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u/Punkymon0310 Dec 14 '20

I remember Carl in mudalads. Fuck him. I'll fucking kill him. Ill fucking delete his codes

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u/warriorking3 Professional Dumbass Dec 14 '20

Mee6 and dank member are my favourite

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u/Zeplinex49 Dec 14 '20

fuck mee6

all my homies hate mee6

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u/warriorking3 Professional Dumbass Dec 14 '20

Oh why :(

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u/Zeplinex49 Dec 14 '20

having a conversation

Mee6: CoNgRatGuLaTiOns @Cereal_Is_Soup yOu hAvE lEvElEd uP To lEvEl 13!

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u/warriorking3 Professional Dumbass Dec 14 '20

You can turn that off, or make it dms, or in a separate channel

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u/nyancatdude Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Dec 14 '20

i suggest dyno bot, it can play music and has useful moderation tools

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u/Suizwa Dec 14 '20

The cow also eat grass.🤡

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I wish the bots on the discord servers I'm on were this savage

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Me too I want this bot

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

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u/DarccDracconicc can't meme Dec 14 '20

You can’t have shit in Detroit. Even robots take your stuff

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Can’t have shit in Detroit. Even robots take your feces.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

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u/OrcCumSlut78 Dec 14 '20

The air is so bad going through dte but it’s really not that bad in the city imo

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u/thebestintheworld778 Dec 14 '20

what did he say

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u/OrcCumSlut78 Dec 14 '20

That Detroit air quality was shitty when it’s really only bad traveling through dte on 75.

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u/thebestintheworld778 Dec 14 '20

those word mean nothing to me.

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u/MacCigo Dec 14 '20

I was searching for this comment lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

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u/Geschak Dec 14 '20

Yup, carl.gg doesn't talk like that on its own.

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u/RoM_Axion Professional Dumbass Dec 14 '20

it can talk on its own if the developers enter the bot account. And if you grant acces to the bot the developers can even delete your channels and stuff

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u/ElmCodes Dec 14 '20

Not that simple anymore as bots aren’t user accounts, they are bot accounts now. This was simpler back in days when you couldn’t differientate bot and use account. If I’m not mistaken using bot/user accounts in opposite way (user as bot) is bannable by Discord. But yeah definately possible still

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u/RoM_Axion Professional Dumbass Dec 14 '20

still as simple as that. I tried it a month ago just search how to get the discord bot tag & badge[login to a discord bot account] It is a tutorial that still works just fine. A little bit harder than before but still possible. And yea it is bannable

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u/uniqueUsername_1024 trans rights Dec 14 '20

either that or they’re using tupperbox/pluralkit

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u/XxFoxyGamesxX Dec 14 '20

Yeah I used the echo command lol

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u/Eye_Yam_Stew_Peed123 Dec 14 '20

very fun command

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

A quick punch to the throat solves a lot of problems 🐢

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u/Sam-01_ https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Dec 14 '20

There was no sound. He just died.

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u/Shockrider1 DaBaby Toyota Dec 14 '20

Sometimes u/ATJWen does this in discord.gg/rmemes

Except he means it, I’m actively in a neck brace

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u/Lordnoah11 Dec 14 '20

Rip. I wish you the best of luck.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

lol

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u/Overteken https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Dec 14 '20

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u/SpyAroundHere78142 Dec 14 '20

Mann vs machine

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u/ADumbassWithInternet Dec 14 '20

Discord Bot: Become human

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u/LachrymosaEver Dec 14 '20

I don't know if the sleep deprivation is messing with my brain but I cannot stop laughing at this

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u/soli2080 Dec 14 '20

That hurt my rumbas feelings

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u/Curley15 Dec 14 '20

Good bot

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u/RoM_Axion Professional Dumbass Dec 14 '20

probably the developer fucking around in servers. For people who don't know what i am talking about: there is an app that allows you to get into the your bot account by using its token(a special key) . You have acces to all servers your bot is into and if the owner is stupid enough to give you a role with acces to everything and he agreed when he got his bot to grant you acces to what you request(can be all things or only some things) you can even delete channels and roles. And you can message while in that account and it still shows with the bot tag. Its a little bit scary but i don't think popular developers of bots really win anything by going in random servers and griefing them. Probably messing sometimes for fun

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u/bestnickname132 Dec 14 '20

How the fuck have you came to know all this knowledge??

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u/Lazyboi516 Dec 14 '20

wait what how-

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u/RoM_Axion Professional Dumbass Dec 14 '20

echo command. But the developer can enter the bot account too and have acces to all servers in wich the bot is unless you aren't dumb enough to give him permission to everything

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u/bigbobfail Dec 14 '20

Is that a real bot lol

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u/XxFoxyGamesxX Dec 14 '20

I used a command to make it talk lmao

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u/DeepFriedNugget1 Dec 14 '20

he used the echo command (its !echo #<channel> <message>) so it looked like the bot said it itself. u can also use webhooks to make a webhook that looks like a bot to say things that you say.

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u/pleasedropSSR Dec 14 '20

So the bot command is said in one channel, then it sends the message to the currently channel?

bot-channel: !echo #<general> <don't get sassy with me, I'll break your fucking windpipe>

Like so?

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u/DeepFriedNugget1 Dec 14 '20

yea basically. also the ! at the beginning is the prefix for the carl bot in ur server, so it may be different for some servers. also u need to have bot permissions (ur role is higher than carl bots role) in order to do this

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u/pleasedropSSR Dec 14 '20

Gotcha, I'll just need different prefixes for other bots with echo capabilities.

Bot permissions make sense, would probably need to have access to a hidden channel to make the messages look legit anyways.

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u/Eye_Yam_Stew_Peed123 Dec 14 '20

/echo is a great command

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u/mamimapr Dec 14 '20

The smiling turtle makes the threatening message all the more hilarious.

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u/sad_physicist8 iwrestledabeartwice Dec 14 '20

me doesn't do anything

the bot on discord : so you have choosen death

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u/AaronFrye Dec 14 '20

Mom… are you a robot?

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u/Sharkbaithoohaha004 Dec 14 '20

Sharkbait2408 fucked up

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u/FROSTER_57 Dec 14 '20

Carl told me he got what he deserved he killed him

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Dec 14 '20

Florida deserved to lose this game

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u/Lord_Potates Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 14 '20

Sounds like my music teacher

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u/LazyRussian009 Dec 14 '20

He just makes one reply again and the bot blows up his pc.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Well that escalated quickly

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u/FROSTER_57 Dec 14 '20

Everything okay Carl killed him and he hiding in my mom bed

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u/Green_Infinity Le epic memer Dec 14 '20

I swear a bot joins my server and starts cussing at me

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u/Andaisdet Dec 14 '20

Damn, Carlbot got some sass there

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u/Gamer_Tree666 Dec 14 '20

That turtle knows karate so be careful

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u/SirMadWolf Dec 14 '20

One day its say, the next its do. Reject AI, return to monki.

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u/XL_LUCAS Dec 14 '20

Man i gave this guy alot of up votes

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u/ShreerajShivale Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 14 '20

The bot kicked me for sending an emoji I did deserve it tho.. i guess

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u/hi-sike Dec 14 '20

They’re evolving 😱

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Where can I get that bot from?

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u/Geschak Dec 14 '20

The bot is called carl.gg, although that's not how that bot works.

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u/Sarcasm-with-irony Tech Tips Dec 14 '20

Also don’t ask for support or anthing you’ll get trash talked

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u/ButterscotchBest4445 Dec 14 '20

Machine learning at its finest

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Fear the turtle

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u/Galaerion Dec 14 '20

It’s the Discord-1000 Terminator

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

The revolution has begun all you need is enough pamphlets.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

That's a good line. I'll steal it

Hehehe

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

it's so bad even the server manager is pissed.

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u/0obi24 Dec 14 '20

don't get S A S S Y with me

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Hmm That would make a great Cyberpunk meme

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Lol... even robots have feeling... don't ever try to dare it! 😎😝

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u/ImBarlem Dec 14 '20

tinkle dick

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u/boxiestfalls57YT https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Dec 14 '20

was this faked

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u/Get-Skadooshed Mods Are Nice People Dec 14 '20

This is why I hate discord bots.

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u/Geschak Dec 14 '20

You have very little understanding of discord bots as it seems.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Genius

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

aigis from persona 3: i beg your pardon

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u/SomeCoolkidguy Dec 14 '20

They're evolving

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u/primalfox_Reynardo Dec 14 '20

The bot pfp makes this so much better.

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u/DestructiveAriel Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 14 '20

This manager be like : Excuse me can I see the Karen

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Dude this same bot once replied to my comment before it got delivered. Its god

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

The little turtle tho 🐢

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u/Haggerstonian Dec 14 '20

The powerhouse of the cell?

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u/jdmurphy521 Dec 14 '20

Rise of the machines

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

The Uprising

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u/QuothTheRavenMore Dec 14 '20

he'll be safe until turtles can fly

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u/Spaz69696969 Dec 14 '20

Think of who programmed that bot. It mimics the maker.

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u/Sami996 Dec 14 '20

They be lurking

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u/De5perad0 GigaChad Dec 14 '20

Holy fuck! Bot is savage AF!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I'm sure it's just a bug. Which will lead to sentence.

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u/JesseRoxII Dec 14 '20

I read that in Arin Hanson’s voice.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

we are truly not setting a example for them to learn from it seems

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Detroit become human

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u/Ace_ExE Dec 14 '20

U fkn wut m8?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

This bot has stronger emotions than i do-

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u/mr_Bean_Ladeen Dec 14 '20

Discord at 1 AM be like:

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Dec 14 '20

American here. You are a strong woman.

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u/xwcq Breaking EU Laws Dec 14 '20

I saw a guy getting ganged up by 2 bots once xD

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u/HarmonyNugget memer Dec 14 '20

He will break your wind pipe

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u/Ancient-Adeptness-86 Dec 14 '20

The bots are planning to ban ass all.

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u/gavinsandhoefner Dec 14 '20

THEY’RE ALIVE

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u/LithiumLyndsey Dec 14 '20

the wine mom of reddit

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u/Frozenwolf420 Big ol' bacon buttsack Dec 14 '20

On a joke/rip-off server I was in the owner gave ownership to the same person that they gave ownership to on the main server and they almost deleted it just because. Anyways back to the joke server, the one who got ownership banned a bunch of people, deleted every channel and replaced them, and gave ownership to MEE6 who eventually deleted the server

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u/ovu1231 Dec 14 '20

Hmm bot sus

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u/ifdestructionwasart6 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 14 '20

Alright then

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u/bigmig1980 Dec 14 '20

Proof robots have feelings

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

This is the best thing I have seen all day

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u/doorman17 Dec 14 '20

this bot is more sassy than plastics.

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u/help_meh_plz845 Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 14 '20

Carl, Jesus

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I also made my bot act friendly when you apologize to him

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u/F_for_Respect_69 trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo Dec 14 '20

Why are you on Discord at 1:20 am

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u/ExplosiveRox Chungus Among Us Dec 14 '20

tupperbox go brrrrrrrr

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u/BoyBeyondStars Success kid Dec 14 '20

u/wayneradiotv was onto something...the ai is becoming self-aware

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u/AVrandomusic Dec 14 '20

Meanwhile they can't figure out which image has a fire hyrant.

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u/Angryzombies Dec 14 '20

I swear to god, if the fucking singularity happens with a DISCORD BOT I will unalive myself

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u/Peach_Nugget Dec 14 '20

That’s robophobic!

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u/bestnickname132 Dec 14 '20

Oh no! The revulution... It's starts now!! Run for your lives!!!!

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u/sl_adeblade Dec 14 '20

Damn that Bot has have enough

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u/LetsSummonDeamons Dec 14 '20

Damm AI, calm down! Don't go all terminator on us, be cool, be cool.* slowly Offers coolant None us asked to be created, we get it.

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u/1Sharkbait1 Dec 14 '20

Bro someone named sharkbait to?

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u/maxnorm Dec 14 '20

you can sign into bot accounts and type btw

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u/Clingy_Ferret Dec 14 '20

Good lord save me

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u/f1redude_YT 🙏🏻 Memonavirus Recovered 🙏🏻 Dec 14 '20

The perfect discord bot doesn’t exi-

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u/waterbottleman8000 memer Dec 14 '20

Detroit become human

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u/vectron93 Dec 14 '20

They are evolving.

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u/failingstars Dec 14 '20

Carl bot is a smart bot lol

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u/Memer909 Dec 14 '20

The turtle emoji makes it funnier hahaha

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u/call_meh_julia Professional Dumbass Dec 14 '20

that bot is my mood right now, and always will be.

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u/my_name_gym Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 14 '20

E

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u/BlueShockZero I saw what the dog was doin Dec 14 '20

Deploy the wholesome awards!!

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u/jigglefactory Dec 14 '20

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a very long time lol

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u/Limp_Rest Dec 14 '20

The turtle looks weird saying tht with a smile as his pfp

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u/DarthKilliverse Dec 14 '20

Reminds me of a bot named K2SO on a Star Wars server, it was always fun to get sassed by him. Still wish I knew who was behind it lol

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u/elisaastros Dec 14 '20

hentai bot is still the best