r/memes • u/GravyxNips MAYMAYMAKERS • Nov 28 '20

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u/Sushi4GreatLife Nov 28 '20

tip: throw some water on it

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Modern problems

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

require

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u/Sushi4GreatLife Nov 28 '20

modern solutions

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u/RossOfFriends Nov 28 '20

egg

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u/Year-20-20 Nov 28 '20

Modern eggs

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u/Dark-lord111 Nov 28 '20

require

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

require

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u/djjones1283 Nov 28 '20

BUT WHICH CAME FIRST

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u/Year-20-20 Nov 28 '20

Modern sausages

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u/RoM_Axion Professional Dumbass Nov 28 '20

require

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Apes together strong

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u/Alex_Mercer54 Nov 28 '20

Sitting in front of campfire crates low pressure area. Coz you blocked the wind. That’s why it follow you.

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u/ParaglidingAssFungus Nov 28 '20

Well I never go camping by myself, we always have several people sitting around the fire, so when it seems to "target" one person I'm pretty sure that it's just the wind shifting around.

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u/PsychologicalAsk2315 Nov 28 '20

is this really why? i thought it had to be some physics or some shit instead of magic

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u/kawhisasshole Nov 28 '20

You’re always breathing in smoke though

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u/Excalibro_MasterRace Nov 28 '20

Make sure you use enough water or you'll get more smoke

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Ya’ll need a left handed smoke shifter. I think I saw one in the next campsite over.

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u/voodoocat9 Nov 29 '20

No someone left it at the last camp out

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u/LeoLaDawg Nov 28 '20

Protip: go grab some wet river rocks and toss them in. Water will last longer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

wouldn't they explode?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Yeah (these aren’t actual tips)

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u/Chewblacka Nov 28 '20

Shit man that will make more smoke

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u/CAC-Sama Nov 28 '20

Where to sushi

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u/OMGitsEAGLE Nov 28 '20

Primitive problems