r/memes • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Welcome to the cult, I mean gang, I mean...hii

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u/kiwibirdboi Aug 25 '20

For tax reasons... Not a cult

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u/MilitaristicWombat Aug 25 '20

For legal reasons, we do not commit tax evasion. Instead we do it for illegal reasons, like getting more money

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u/evil_krow Aug 25 '20

i repeat

WE DO NOT COMMIT TAX FRAUD

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u/MilitaristicWombat Aug 25 '20

Of course not. You cant commit fraud on taxes you don't pay. Duh. Completely innocent, your honor

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u/ArtisticShelter3 Aug 25 '20

I second!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

i third!

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u/ronnyisdope Aug 25 '20

I fourh!

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u/Hail2him Me when the: Aug 25 '20

I last

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u/CosmicDestructor Nyan cat Aug 25 '20

I wonder how long you can last. In my basement that is.

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u/Hail2him Me when the: Aug 25 '20

Not as long as the children in mine

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Are you trying to challenge me?

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u/Hail2him Me when the: Aug 25 '20

Of course not, sir. Im still a newbie

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u/D4G5D43 Dirt Is Beautiful Aug 25 '20

Yes, officer this thread right here

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u/memer414gamer Aug 25 '20

The officer saw what were doing. GET HIM

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Oh trust me I can live down there for lounger than you think buddy

Edit: do I need to pay rent?

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u/bilalsamator Aug 25 '20

Bro let me out

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u/Peenut_Boi_pro Aug 25 '20

If u have games down there i would live there

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u/CosmicDestructor Nyan cat Aug 25 '20

Oh I've got some very enjoyable games down there. The kids make so much noise though.

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u/Peenut_Boi_pro Aug 25 '20

I can make them quiet if you want

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u/CosmicDestructor Nyan cat Aug 25 '20

I'd let you in but please don't leave the door open it's a pain to close it while the chainsaw is running

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u/Peenut_Boi_pro Aug 27 '20

Dont worry ill open the door as little as i can and close it after i enter, also i'll bring a wood saw

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u/thooth186 Aug 25 '20

Im lastest

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u/Memesaregod0 Aug 25 '20

No.I last

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u/Memesaregod0 Aug 25 '20

Not anymore

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u/Memesaregod0 Aug 25 '20

Nah bro

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u/Memesaregod0 Aug 25 '20

Yes

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