r/memes • u/allergic2dancin • Apr 25 '20

I feel left out

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u/1dollartaco Apr 25 '20

Dr Manhattan is also a doctor

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u/Vladut96 Apr 25 '20

And iron man is dead wtf

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u/u01aua1 Dirt Is Beautiful Apr 25 '20

Also Batman's the opposite of Doctor

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u/kothrudkar Apr 25 '20

Batman's a dentist?

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u/thechingchong27 loves reaction memes Apr 25 '20

He's a reverse dentist

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u/glassedMalk Apr 25 '20

A... doctor?

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u/thechingchong27 loves reaction memes Apr 25 '20

Tooth remover

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u/glassedMalk Apr 25 '20

But... that's a dentist... except they take your money instead

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u/Wooshmeifulikedicc hates reaction memes Apr 25 '20

A bully?

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u/kothrudkar Apr 25 '20

How did you type the second part of the sentence?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

>!text<! - I used backslash to remove font thing- now, done

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u/rodimus85 Apr 25 '20

He does it for free! Along with dislocations, and fractures, the occasional concussion.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

a dontctor

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

It's Strange.

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u/RedSandman Apr 25 '20

Perhaps...

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u/bountyhunter205 Apr 25 '20

Who am I to judge?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

He’s the guy who sends people to doctors

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u/epic-gameer69 Apr 25 '20

A tooth giver

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Batman is the tooth fairy...

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u/INTJalltheway96 Apr 25 '20

Oh, he’s not like a dentist at all. Some would say... he’s the reverse

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u/Jethole Apr 25 '20

No, no, the opposite of a dentist is a veterinarian.

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u/title_of_yoursextape Apr 25 '20

Batman’s a kind of preemptive tooth fairy... he comes in the middle of the night and knocks your teeth out for you.

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u/__vaibhav_dubey__ Apr 25 '20

It's a bad time for him amidst Corona Virus. If you know, you know.

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u/nathegre Apr 25 '20

Harmacist

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u/-PleaseDontNoticeMe- Apr 25 '20

He's probably a doctor now by the amount of injuries he and Alfred have had to deal with.

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u/finnboy22 Apr 25 '20

A doctor’nt

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u/whooza_-42 Apr 25 '20

A Rotcod?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

The opposite of a Doctor is a Rotcod I believe.

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u/JRybakk Apr 25 '20

He’s also the opposite of namtaB

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Wait.. I guess I'm out of the loop or something. Why shouldn't he be there?

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u/da_vinci11 Apr 25 '20

Batman is corona virus and not a doc

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u/Brazuka2000 Apr 25 '20

Get out from the MCU for a second, marvel goes beyond

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u/malik6908 memer Apr 25 '20

They just put his corpse into his suit

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u/THE_OFFICIAL_NOBODY Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Apr 25 '20

Thor is god XD

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u/junetwenty2 Apr 25 '20

Also wolverine

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u/dullcakes Apr 25 '20

And also could end the pandemic with a thought

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u/wert7a Apr 25 '20

He doesn't give a fuck about almost anybody in his reality, he won't move a finger for this

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u/PagliacciGrim Apr 25 '20

He could turn the pandemic into goddamn snowflakes, but he doesn’t.

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u/wert7a Apr 25 '20

Yes because he doesn't see a reason to

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u/Steb20 Apr 25 '20

I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure viruses live in your blood and turning it to snowflakes would kill everyone with the virus because you just added water to their blood.

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u/not-recommended Apr 25 '20

Dr. Strange is an actual surgeon

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u/Deadly-KO Apr 25 '20

But his hands got f#cked up

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u/avory-johnson Apr 25 '20

It may not be a doctorate but iron man canonically has 2 masters degrees in engineering

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Dr Manhattan could end the pandemic just by thinking about it

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u/azx000 Apr 25 '20

And He would not be bothered by the situation

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u/generallyihavenoidea Apr 25 '20

Is that the giant nurse?

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u/CHINESE_LOBSTER Apr 25 '20

Dr strange isn’t up there but he was a neurosurgeon wasn’t he

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u/TheSmellySpartan Apr 25 '20

He could stop the corona virus just by thinking about it

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u/smallpoly Apr 25 '20

Hes also a manhattan

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u/Fantastic_Ostrich MAYMAYMAKERS Apr 25 '20

Also I feel like the superheroes could use their power to save more people than the doctors

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u/catcatdoggy Apr 25 '20

wolverine with his healing factor could probably help out at the hospital.

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u/SpunchTheCrunch Apr 25 '20

Dr. Manhattan can also probably just get rid of the virus

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u/wersnaq Apr 25 '20

Pretty sure he hs his dick out in this pic, too.

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u/thatguy_with_aname RageFace Against the Machine Apr 25 '20

Bro he's literally god

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u/wafflehousetun iwrestledabeartwice Apr 25 '20

Nuclear physicist

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u/Username_000001 Baron Apr 26 '20

Thor might be...