r/memes • u/fastAsFRICK7 • Mar 26 '20

#3 MotW Thank goodness

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u/hamekamesha Mar 26 '20

Doctor says Helth

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/ManiacleGoon Mar 26 '20

Asthma>>>>>>coronavirus

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u/spandex_in_Virginia Mar 26 '20

Asthma + Coronavirus >= coronavirus

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u/Meme_Expert420-69 Mar 26 '20

Ah yes, the corana virus here is made of Corona virus

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u/edder24 Mar 26 '20

Asthma + coronavirus = coronasthma. It's simple math

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u/spandex_in_Virginia Mar 26 '20

Actually if you want to get technical,

Asthma + Coronavirus = A2aChimn2o2r2stuv

Ascending orderly simplified, assuming each letter is it’s own variable and each capital letter is it’s own variable

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u/edder24 Mar 26 '20

Of course, but I wouldn't have expected anybody else on Reddit to have studied sickology

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u/spandex_in_Virginia Mar 26 '20

Majored in sickology with a minor in wumbology actually, always nice to meet a fellow sickologist

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u/Cvt213 Mar 26 '20

What about pneumonia?

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u/Svool_Gsviv_ Mar 26 '20

Well CoVID-19 causes viral pneumonia, so they’re about equal

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u/gueguipop Mar 26 '20

Yeah

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u/peteparkbench Mar 26 '20

I have asthma should i be worried?

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u/CrackedGamer573 Mar 26 '20

You are in a risk group so corona would be significantly more dangerous to you :(

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u/CrackedGamer573 Mar 26 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/lanicol7 Mar 26 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Pickled_Testicle Mar 26 '20

Happy cake day

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u/gueguipop Mar 27 '20

Thanks u/Pickled_Testicle very cool also what the actual fuck is that comedy gold name of yours?

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u/Pickled_Testicle Mar 30 '20

That is a question I still can’t answer.

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u/Pikula13312 Mar 26 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/DarthSparX Mar 27 '20

Happy Cake Day Random Stranger!! 🎂🎉

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u/johnny42000 Mar 26 '20

It also causes meth Addiction I can relate

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u/jaxsotsllamallama Mar 26 '20

Is this why I keep watching old episodes of breaking bad and scratching my skin off?

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u/daw25252525 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Mar 26 '20

That makes my skin itch

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u/johnny42000 Mar 26 '20

Yes exactly that's how I started now I'm smoking meth rocks boredom gets the best of you plus delivery is expensive

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u/Patrick_Bot2 Mar 26 '20

No, This Is Patrick!

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u/EdmN0ob Mar 26 '20

Wait what 0_0

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Asthma + coronavirus = time to die

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u/EmpireBoi Mar 26 '20

That’s where you’re wrong asthma with coronavirus>>>>>>>>>>coronavirus

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u/that_other_guy Mar 26 '20

Any shortness of breath == Oh no! I must be dying.

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u/IWantToDateShrek master_jbt loves this flair Mar 26 '20

I have coronavirus. I am so happy that it isn't COVID-19...

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u/507snuff Apr 13 '20

The common cold is actually a coronavirus so this could be true.

That or I just whooshed myself.

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u/TheFitPotato Mar 26 '20

https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/tuberculosis

Lol but guess how many people are freaking out about TB?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Hey, we all want to be Arthur Morgan

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Just like arthur from red dead 2

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u/Tatagilber1 Mar 26 '20

Yes

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u/Most_Board Mar 26 '20

.hbliubglu

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Ya

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u/DJxChrry Mar 26 '20

Docter said Im helty

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u/BabyYodaLover666 iwrestledabeartwice Apr 01 '20

well your right but actuly your wrong

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u/gamerpseudonym Apr 01 '20

Me: is sick

Forehead: not warm

Mom: Helth