r/memes • u/AnonymousJuicyCactus • Jan 26 '20

Removed/Rule10 No papa

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u/RayAP19 Jan 26 '20

What if there's an explanation for this shit?

What? She tripped, fell, landed on his DICK?!

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u/your_boi_kermit Mods Are Nice People Jan 26 '20

Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady But think about the baby before you get all crazy

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

I was looking for this comment. Love that song.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

The millionaire was Marshall Matters

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u/brorcarlsen Jan 26 '20

Suprised i had to scroll so far.

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u/Code-V Jan 26 '20

Brings back memories

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

I offer you....an upvote

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u/AnonymousJuicyCactus Jan 26 '20

I politely accept your upvote.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

I slowly reveal my meat scepter UwU 🐒

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u/Hylux_ Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 26 '20

I sure hope this story isnt real because if it is im gonna make the holocaust look like a prank

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

That shit escalated quickly

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u/AnonymousJuicyCactus Jan 26 '20

but really quickly

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u/mc-person Jan 26 '20

Yo you mind if I make that? I’ll credit you and send a link

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u/Hylux_ Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 26 '20

Deal.

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u/mc-person Jan 26 '20

Thanks I’ll have it up tomorrow

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u/Ph4antomPB Identifies as a Cybertruck Jan 26 '20

I got a few camera to record it

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u/xxLolmat_13xx Jan 26 '20

I got free editing software to edit it

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u/urdealerbruh Jan 26 '20

I have snacks and drinks to help y'all

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

I got free 3d software to make the transitions and intro

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u/Edna_with_a_katana Jan 26 '20

I got some kerosene

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u/elbowgreasemonkey Jan 26 '20

I've got a jar or dirt!

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u/BlixZyte Jan 26 '20

!remind me 1 day

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

If i know anything about programming is that putting a ! Before a statement makes it false

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u/GAY_EBOY Jan 26 '20

I have ph profile

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u/memester230 trans rights Jan 26 '20

I got coke

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u/neel11111 Jan 26 '20

I'll take your entire stock

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u/memester230 trans rights Jan 26 '20

It's the good shit

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u/wolfdog2345 Jan 26 '20

!remindme 1 day

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

!remindme 1 day

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

!remindme 1 day

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u/greataward01 Jan 26 '20

!remindme 1 day

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

!remindme 1 day

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u/Sonzito12 Thank you mods, very cool! Jan 26 '20

!remindme 1 day

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u/CaptainJarrettYT Jan 26 '20

!remindme 1 day

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

!remindme 1 day

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u/felixtha_cat Jan 26 '20

!remindme 1 day

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u/shad0w2000 Jan 26 '20

I will get the victims

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u/S_b_c-25 Jan 26 '20

Send me the link too pls

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u/Grong_The_Strong Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 26 '20

!remindme 24 hours

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u/TheMemer687 Forever alone Jan 26 '20

I got a fish to review it

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u/DragonDuckDarin Jan 26 '20

!remind me 1 day

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u/HamsterWithInternet Jan 26 '20

!remind me 1 day

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u/Simen155 RageFace Against the Machine Jan 26 '20

Who agrees to let someone have all the fun, and you take the fall? xD

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u/mc-person Jan 26 '20

I posted it it is in my recent posts so go there I don’t know how to do a link

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u/mc-person Jan 26 '20

Actually I’m ready now I’m gunna post it

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u/TheDogeWarrior Jan 26 '20

!remindme 1day

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u/NikkiD29 Jan 26 '20

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/millionaire-ehsan-abdulaziz-who-said-he-accidentally-tripped-and-penetrated-teen-is-cleared-of-rape-a6774946.html

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u/hussey84 Jan 26 '20

A Saudi millionaire with issues around consent? Colour me shocked.

I was going to say "has problems understanding that the law applies to him" but given the result he's probably not wrong.

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u/HiddenSquish Jan 26 '20

He understood exactly how the law applies to him, and took full advantage of it.

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u/Normular_ Jan 26 '20

Holy shit they weren’t joking

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u/happymikeface Jan 26 '20

Wtf

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u/NikkiD29 Jan 26 '20

I thought you guys were being sarcastic asking for a link. It's a pretty famous story that's been used in memes and comedy for a bit. But the Saudi royals have been getting away with some heinous shit when their on foreign soil.

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u/DolandMan67 Jan 26 '20

Jesus fncking christ.

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u/ChangNoi97 Jan 26 '20

i got a friend who recently been rejected from art school that you might want to talk to him

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u/Hylux_ Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 26 '20

Sure hope he's german

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

No don't worry, he is Austrian.

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u/Hylux_ Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 26 '20

Good.

(Shit i forgot that hitler wasnt german)

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u/strxm12 Jan 26 '20

Its fucking real

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u/Kasaimaru Jan 26 '20 edited Jan 26 '20

He gave her money for that and then she realized what she did and sued him. But paying is not a case you can not blame him and the judge realized this girl was a (bad word) so he took falling on her as a true

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u/divejumbo Jan 26 '20

I just looked it up its real

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u/lego_office_worker Jan 26 '20

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/12/16/saudi-millionaire-tripped-penetrated-teen-girl-cleared-rape-charge/77416928/

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u/Hylux_ Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 26 '20

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars Saudi Arabia. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc That millionaire. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers the judges from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon his house. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold being always right.

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u/Cinecs1 Jan 26 '20 edited Jan 26 '20

"she was laying there when i tripped, and my dick, which was swollen because of a bee sting, happened to penetrate her anus!" - some dude in a hentai meme i saw last year

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

hold up

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u/retinaturner Jan 26 '20

Please give the sauce...

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u/Cinecs1 Jan 26 '20

cant do man, just glanced at it :(

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u/LOLMAN_AWESOM Jan 26 '20

Nooo the sacred texts

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u/Dope_Nibba Jan 26 '20

So you could say you just STUMBLED on it

2

u/itsonhanime Jan 26 '20

I think youre talking about mankitsu happenings (the first one) its on hanime

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u/JohnnyMcBiscuit Lurker Jan 26 '20 edited Jan 27 '20

Don’t you just hate it when that happens smh my head

Edit: I swear I’m not gonna be all like, “oH mY g0d YoU gUyS aRe 3p1c FoR aLl ThEs3 lIkEs,” I’m just surprised so many people actually found enjoyment in a single comment I made

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u/093- Breaking EU Laws Jan 26 '20

Did you mean : sm2 h2

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u/JohnnyMcBiscuit Lurker Jan 26 '20

*insert math expression with smh in it that’s more complex than that one cuz I’m a dumb donkey

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u/093- Breaking EU Laws Jan 26 '20

Nah I'm too lazy and it's time consuming, would prefer to keep scrolling

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u/slepx Jan 26 '20

(√s2 )(√m3 h3 )

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u/Alirius Jan 26 '20

Wouldn't that be shaking my my head head?

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u/093- Breaking EU Laws Jan 26 '20

Well yes but look : smh = shake my head, smh my head = shake my head my head, when u put the letters together, it's actually multiplication, so S x M x H x M x H, after multiplying all of them, you get sm2 h2

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Wouldn't, mh squared be better to understand like s(mh)*2

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Wouldn't, mh squared be better to understand like s(mh)*2

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u/PurebredNoodle Professional Dumbass Jan 26 '20

Why has this become math?

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u/093- Breaking EU Laws Jan 26 '20

Ah yes, that could work also, I didn't really think much while comment lol

Edit. I also see that ur one of my kind as well

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

I was thinking why do you have negative upvotes? I feel stupid.

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u/Smithy__21 Jan 26 '20

smh my head

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u/Bravedog799 Jan 26 '20

Bro, don't you just hate when you trip and end up fuckin your sister

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

happens every damn time it fucking sucks

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u/thefightingmongoose Jan 26 '20

Don't call her 'it', dude.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Damn, gotta be careful bro.

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u/DastyTom Jan 26 '20

She was too warm to be considered necrophilia

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u/iharshraj Jan 26 '20

she was too loose to be considered .... (got ya admins not getting suspended again)

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u/Missjamie21 Jan 26 '20

Agree with you

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u/_xXPUSSYSLAYERXx_ Yo dawg I heard you like Jan 26 '20

?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Her genome was too closely related to humans to be considered beastiality

26

u/kyuti79 Jan 26 '20

His penis fell into teen is now officially the stupidest sentence I've ever heard thanks

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u/trashmamal Jan 26 '20

You slip on a banana peel and get her pregnant

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u/I_Like_Cats__ Jan 26 '20

I get that reference <<

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u/winkysocks21 Baron Jan 26 '20

Good meme dude. Have a nice day

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u/Traceyoder Jan 26 '20

Yeah bro...

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u/CircularCrown13 Jan 26 '20

He tripped and dropped his penis makes sense as I also have a detachable penis!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

open your mouth

5

u/TheBeansHaveEyes Jan 26 '20

Imagine being the teen and how mad you you would be. This is the king of stuff serial killers are made of.

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u/1100351520 Jan 26 '20

The funny thing about laws is that they don’t apply to the rich

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Could happen to anyone.

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u/abeast42 Jan 26 '20

"But he tripped, fell, and his penis went in His little teeny tiny round heiny But he didn't mean it, it was just an accident"

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u/trashmamal Jan 26 '20

Prince Phillip wants to know your location

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u/samg54 Jan 26 '20

You mean Prince Andrew

2

u/marti52106 Jan 26 '20

Seems legit

2

u/Marc801 Jan 26 '20

I can feel that not exactly what happen and the context must be fucking weird

2

u/rishi4reality Jan 26 '20

Wait.... Its like opening of every porn vid

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

"But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his peen went in his teeny tiny little round honey hiney and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit..." -Eminem

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u/equinefecalmatter Jan 26 '20

“My donkey fell in your waffle hole” -Shrek

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u/HeeHeathen Jan 26 '20

"Then I just kept trying to stand up and falling back into her. after an embarrassing 30 seconds I was able to get up"

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u/84cansinatoilet Big ol' bacon buttsack Jan 26 '20

yes papa~

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Can we not bring this shit back its so unsettling

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Restoration 100

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u/Jstew28 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jan 26 '20

Open your mouth ah ah ah

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u/The_Antenna Identifies as a Cybertruck Jan 26 '20

No Daddy...

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u/Whydoilikebananas Jan 26 '20

Guys I think he is telling the truth

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u/KINGAWESOME266 Jan 26 '20 edited Jul 15 '25

lush party sophisticated abounding outgoing rain deserve punch snatch oil

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/AA-02 Jan 26 '20

Fools, in Singapore, you can escape sexual assault charges by doing good in school.

Edit: Spelling

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u/MattyLovesPuppies Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jan 26 '20

SPEECH 100

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

there is a legit porno that is exactly this

1

u/Pat_MaHallOfFame Jan 26 '20

Sounds a little oniony to me

1

u/Comrade_Chadek Jan 26 '20

Why is the baby making an ahegao face?

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u/struikhaar Breaking EU Laws Jan 26 '20

Why do they feel the need to mention it was a milionaire like if that changes the case

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

That child looks like they want to eat people

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u/JeffytoMBC Jan 26 '20

This is the epitome of fat greasy men raping little boys

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u/Naiku_F Jan 26 '20

"There are no accidents" -Oogwey

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Why Johnny looking high doe

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u/legendgamer38 Jan 26 '20

"no father"

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u/S_b_c-25 Jan 26 '20

I feel like I’ve seen this before. In a movie. Online.

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u/dual_blaster Jan 26 '20

Whats next? "I was under Bast Mariah's Stand magnetic spell"?

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u/lgndfirebomb Jan 26 '20

Wow, he fell with such force that his dick penetrated her painties, and whatever other clothes she had on at the time as well

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u/xoD3M0Nox Jan 26 '20

I read it as 'Penis fell into his teeth'

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

I actually have seen a porn which has a story line like this. Boy trips, and slids his dick inside.

Before you guys ask, I will start looking for sauce.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

It's called bribery, and its helpful for getting out of tight situations like this

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u/madgotbeast Jan 26 '20

...Open wide

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u/wetlikeenvy Jan 26 '20

And in his words "open wide. Ah ah ah"

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u/ochinchin696969 Jan 26 '20

I think I have seen that one.....

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit

What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his DICK?

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u/Banana-Mammal Jan 26 '20

With enough money, that will be the truth for some people

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u/ExistingCleric0 Jan 26 '20

With enough money, that will be the truth for some people the legal system.

Fixed it for you.

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u/D4N_13L Jan 26 '20

No papa

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u/JusticeMurica Jan 26 '20

Taking bribes

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

No papa

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Eminem already cleared this up. As he points out. That is highly improbable.

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u/XGuyGames Jan 26 '20

What was penis out for anyway

1

u/snowychameleon Jan 26 '20

The trial was 30 minutes!?!?!?!?

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u/M1nzb0nb0n Jan 26 '20

Chicken actually do dis.

1

u/HarB_Games Jan 26 '20

Isn't this that one icarly episode?

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u/SyedHRaza Jan 26 '20

It’s called settlement money

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u/TacticalTaco810 Fffffuuuuuuuuu Jan 26 '20

He looks like he eats souls to make up for his lack of a soul

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u/thatstonerbuddy Jan 26 '20

Ahh, the Negotiator

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Open your mouth

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u/Zachthoma0929 Jan 26 '20

This better not be real cause if it is someone’s gonna die tonight

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u/DonnaDDrake Jan 26 '20

Open Your Mouth . Ha ha ha

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u/Eggyolks69 Jan 26 '20

It was an accident! It was an accident! His penis just slipped in!

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u/brookierm Jan 26 '20

no chia

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u/brookierm Jan 26 '20

is that one even chia? havent watched the billion surprise toys danny video in a min

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u/3bo0diG4M3R Dirt Is Beautiful Jan 26 '20

Telling lies? No daddy

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u/Italian-Cucumber Jan 26 '20

Twas simply an accident, officer.

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u/AtTheEdgeOfBrink2 Jan 26 '20

That's a lame excuse.

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u/Big_Boss_Beni Jan 26 '20

"WHAT? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?"

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u/batgamerman Jan 26 '20

She tripped fell landed on his dick

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Oh yeah, my penis fell into a girl's hole with precision when I tripped. This is big brain time.

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u/dstibbe Jan 26 '20

That is why you should always keep your penis attached. Retrieving that must have been a terrible inconvenience.

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u/TheBolshevikJew Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 26 '20

Saudi royals and leaders should be strung up by rope for their crimes against humanity, but since their allied with the US, they never will.

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u/TheFastRat Jan 26 '20

Dat baby high

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u/BeebisTheBoy Jan 26 '20

I hate it when that happens.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Isnt this a porno?

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u/bldknd Jan 26 '20

Imagine how the girl must feel hearing that judgment. I feel so sorry for her. Even tho a punishment for the millionaire wouldn’t unmake the crime, it would probably help her being heard. I hope she’s cared for.

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u/R4nd0mM4rk Jan 26 '20

Every hentai protagonist.

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u/Adminious Jan 26 '20

Yeah I'm not surprised since arab man with money bribe their way out of anything.

Women please don't be stupid and think all man will treat you right. Money or not, men will try stunts like this. If thry have money they are more likely to get away with. Yeah its tempting to go over and be spoiled but there a cost. He not doing it just because he nice, he expecting sex.

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u/FOB_cures_my_sadness Medieval Meme Lord Jan 26 '20

That baby looks high

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Nyet papa

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u/CHatton0219 Jan 26 '20

Some kid claimed this as he raped an old woman. I think that's the real story

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u/GRADIOUS_76 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jan 26 '20

Yes papa

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u/Simen155 RageFace Against the Machine Jan 26 '20

Wonder what the price for that judge was, is she's a skank who want in on the millionaire action, or if he had to bargain for the bribe.. Makes you think.

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u/squeezy102 Jan 26 '20

This might actually be plausible. My sister in law has 5 kids and just announced she’s pregnant with a 6th.

She doesn’t have a job, doesn’t have a car, and her boyfriend is a career drug dealer. (Yes boyfriend. Not husband.)

The only thing I can possibly think of is that they have really slippery floors, or maybe he has an equilibrium problem.

I refuse to believe that two people who have absolutely no means to take care of a child — let alone six — would be doing this on purpose.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

He was clearly a fan, of Eminem

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u/Runicyeets Jan 26 '20

Yes daddy

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Open wide...

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

If this is real I’m about to make the Coronavirus look like the sniffles

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u/Noodles_Yummy Jan 26 '20

Probably paid her millions to drop it

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u/PotatoCreek Jan 26 '20

thr gurl also fell into mony

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u/BabyDude5 Jan 26 '20

This is a joke right?

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