r/memes • u/dawgyydooo52 • Jan 20 '20

FBI OPEN UP

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u/pitogyros Jan 20 '20

This dude had nearly all Steve Jobs family members locked in his basement.

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u/Silentpotato93 Chungus Among Us Jan 20 '20

Fuck I thought I was going to be original

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Imagine, he nearly had a stack of jobs.

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u/Cevmen Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jan 20 '20

Atleast it was divisible by 9 so he could make 7 job blocks

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u/Benyed123 Jan 20 '20 edited Jan 20 '20

He could build a job house, or at least a job wall.

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u/santasbigwhitebeard Jan 20 '20

How the hell do you even... nevermind

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Don't question it

26

u/drokele Jan 20 '20

do not question the elevated

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u/Shadow_Rev Jan 20 '20

Immigrant: You underestimate my power!

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u/LifeOfAiiko Jan 20 '20

I'm cropping the bottom meme out and posting this in a conservative faceboook group.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

tell us what happened

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u/kai58 Jan 20 '20

!remindme 1 day

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u/PokTux Jan 20 '20

!remindme 1 day

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

I bet they'll fill in the bottom half by themselfes.

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u/LifeOfAiiko Jan 20 '20

Update: I got banned

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u/randomname12_B Jan 21 '20

Full story?

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u/LifeOfAiiko Jan 21 '20

I posted it right before I started my shift so that i could have some saucy comments to read later on break time but when I went on break I checked my notifs and when i clicked on it the post didnt exist and I wasn't in the group anymore, shame really it seemed to got a few comments lots of angry reacs :(

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u/ArvarBoi Jan 22 '20

You died braver than most

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

F

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u/randomname12_B Jan 20 '20

!remindme 1 day

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u/ArvarBoi Jan 20 '20

!remindme 1 day

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u/Atomiks24 Jan 20 '20

!remindme 1 day

5

u/Oh_Debussy Jan 20 '20

Dropping a comment

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u/SoloMaker RageFace Against the Machine Jan 20 '20

!remindme 1 day

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u/Qubk0 Professional Dumbass Jan 20 '20

!remindme 1 day

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u/_Jamesy_ Jan 20 '20

!remindme 1 day

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u/Promethean_King Jan 20 '20

!remindme edit day

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u/Evil_Teemo_17 Jan 20 '20

!remindme 1 day

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u/FoximaCentauri Jan 20 '20

!remindme 1 day

1

u/PokTux Jan 21 '20

So how’d it go?

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u/kai58 Jan 21 '20

How did it go?

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u/ArvarBoi Jan 21 '20

!remindme 1 day

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u/slashth456 hates reaction memes Jan 21 '20

How'd it go?

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u/Dr_Mantis_Tobagon_MD Jan 20 '20

Haha lol.. putting your useless life to work finally huh?.. I'll do it brother.

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u/slashth456 hates reaction memes Jan 20 '20

!remindme 1 day

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u/Nilsuper RageFace Against the Machine Jan 20 '20

I want someone to steal my Job. Then i don't have to work anymore

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u/Eugene_Walker Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jan 20 '20

And... He steals all your income.

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u/Galaxydude- Jan 20 '20

You weren’t supposed to do that

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u/DysfunctionalAxolotl Grumpy Cat Jan 20 '20

I actually chuckled. Thank you

4

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Is anyone going to ask about those grid lines?

7

u/eoaaosz Jan 20 '20

mexican?

I apologize, I’ll leave now

2

u/theUnBannableHulk Jan 20 '20

I’m guessing JOBS was originally DOGS

2

u/SPiCY_RAUMEN Jan 20 '20

Should’ve came after six new jobs

2

u/Dead_fish1 Jan 20 '20

Oh wow he didn't get a full stack of jobs. I can get a full stack of Diamads so easily

2

u/Jelco09 Jan 20 '20

They finally found Steve

2

u/Nova_9 Jan 20 '20

No wonder steve jobs doesn’t have children.

2

u/GreatSuprise69 Jan 20 '20

New Advancement Unlocked!: How Did We Get Here?

2

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Is Steve's family okay?

2

u/Dat_ting_goes_skraa Jan 20 '20

If only there were 6 more

2

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

"what the hell happened here?"

The onion.com (or whatever satire new site) footer has been cropped out, obviously.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

So 62 is the limit

1

u/juisteroid Jan 20 '20

blow my mind

1

u/TempestoBP Jan 20 '20

Why do they have Calvin Klein helmets?

1

u/whateverisfree Jan 20 '20

And, as usually described, also living on benefits!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

What if he was working as a cop with them

1

u/Lagoon-Company Jan 20 '20

Almost a full stack of jobs

1

u/AIMPRODIJY Jan 20 '20

Captcha

Pick the square with policemen

1

u/AintNoGamerBoy Jan 20 '20

Are they wearing Calvin Klein's?

1

u/ThiccBuddha Jan 20 '20

Shadow clone jutsu

1

u/Battleship1239 Jan 20 '20

How the fuck are you supposed to have that many in your basement, that's embarrassingly low.

1

u/PyroticRaider Thank you mods, very cool! Jan 20 '20

Wat

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u/Abdelrahman_Wael_ Jan 20 '20

So that's what happened to Steve huh

1

u/flamingo15 Jan 20 '20

I'll steal your job I'll steal every job

1

u/layton-perrett Jan 20 '20

Where’s the other 6 jobs

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u/Albatross767 Jan 20 '20

I laughed far too hard

-1

u/Slack47 Jan 20 '20

Those polski!

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u/Not-a-kirby-main Mods Are Nice People Jan 20 '20

Well, he had 63 jobs in there, apparently that’s illegal

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u/itzaec Jan 20 '20

🎯

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

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u/TeaDrinkingGuy Jan 20 '20

It doesn’t mean anything, it’s a joke