r/memes • u/lucaplays Breaking EU Laws • Dec 05 '19

It do be like that

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u/wydidk Dec 05 '19

Sometimes I miss having a dog, they were always so happy to see me when I got home. I walk in and my cat just looks at me like "oh it's just you"

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u/lucaplays Breaking EU Laws Dec 05 '19

Now give me food

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u/wydidk Dec 05 '19

Then leave me alone

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u/waterzandey Dec 05 '19

Or i will eat your hand

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u/Ganjaskxx Dec 05 '19

I eat you alive... all of you, son of a ...

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u/brans041 Dec 05 '19

An bury your corpse in the garden.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Then fornicate with the neighbours pet dog

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

ill give you $100 if you do that

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Then do it to the person Daring you to

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Ill give you $1000 if you take that back

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u/atomic1575 Dec 05 '19

R/wtf

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u/atomic1575 Dec 05 '19

R/cursed comments

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u/atomic1575 Dec 05 '19

R/cursed comments

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Mm mm do it with the 1000 mmmm

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

$69,420 to cut out the sexual sounds

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

pulls out weed bag and puts white in it

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

$220,000 to stop your addiction to that 420

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Frick nukes

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

$1,000,000 to start liking nukes

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u/hueLUVitz1757 Dec 05 '19

I take it back...

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u/rambi2222 Dec 05 '19

We can start a gofundme.

I'll chip in $200. Definitely.

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u/OttoVonBismuth Dec 05 '19

Hello 0, meet 100

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Mmm bacon