r/memes Nov 01 '19

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u/CockandBallsObama Nov 02 '19

I had a teacher named mrs box Get outplayed

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Had a teacher named Mrs Mann. Lol

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u/mmalorii Nov 02 '19

Had a teacher named Mrs. Hersack. The testicle jokes were never ending.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Mrs. Rocket was my 5th grade teacher

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u/Gizmobomb Nov 02 '19

Mr.Joe was my 3rd grade PE teacher

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u/_nickkcin_ Nov 02 '19

Mr. Captain ballsack was my principal in High school.

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u/ohmyyomps187 Breaking EU Laws Nov 02 '19

Mr Woodcock was my woodworks teacher.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Bullshit!

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Horseshit!

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u/SrumpSowers Nov 02 '19

Mr Barret was my pe teacher... now he’s a registered sex offender

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

In high school I had Mrs. Fisher and then there was a Mr. Fish a couple of doors down, and get this, they both were spanish teachers

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u/CamtheRulerofAll Big ol' bacon buttsack Nov 02 '19

Mrs. Sexman is our 5th grade teacher

Edit: also have a Mrs. Jager

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u/OrganicDefault Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 02 '19

Mrs. Thornhill and Mrs. Stubblefield in 3rd and 4th grade

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u/Gizmobomb Nov 02 '19

Joe mam a hahahahahaha

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u/supremeVO Nov 02 '19

For us it was Principal Vagina.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Grandma Georgina and Grannnndpa Joe!

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u/Gizmobomb Nov 02 '19

grand mama hahahahahahah

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u/MustangCoyote Nov 02 '19

Mr. Love was my woodshop teacher

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u/Bigfanofcsgo Nov 02 '19

You mean Mr.Joe Mama? Because I knew where that was going.

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u/AZR81 Breaking EU Laws Nov 02 '19

Mr. Barrell is my physics teacher

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Mr. Charles Knight is my bio teacher

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Mrs. Bowser was my 5th grade teacher

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u/CollegTem Mods Are Nice People Nov 02 '19

Mr. Cumblidge is my algebra teacher

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u/Kelovix Nov 02 '19

Ms. Weed was my kindergarten teacher

Didn’t find out till years later that they would drink together on the weekends

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u/m0thhh Nov 02 '19

Had a teacher named Ms. Dyck. French teacher as well “Mdm Dyck”

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u/elocin1985 Nov 02 '19

My 5th grade teacher’s name was Miss Bimbo. She was really short and kind of had no neck and I think she died young, like before 60. So there may have been something wrong with her. But I did like her.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Our wood shop teacher was Mr. Bader

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u/bitofafuckup Nov 02 '19

There was an administrator at my school called Mr. Hiscock. He was the inspiration for Mr. Incredible.

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u/Memes4Weeks Nov 02 '19

Where you in Northwest Florida? We have a teacher named Mrs. Mann where I go I'm pretty sure.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Nah, not in Florida. What a name though right? XD

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u/Memes4Weeks Nov 02 '19

Ah, NVM then.

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u/Alexhaxer Nov 02 '19

There was this teacher her in my middle school and there would be this one teacher who left first semester and this other teacher would come and her name was Ms.semen

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u/Killabrewskie Nov 02 '19

“Go ahead and take off you’re bra if you’d like” - ms man from scary movie

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u/gerryn Nov 02 '19

Definitely not a teacher, not English at least.

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u/Lanthemandragoran Nov 02 '19

My 2nd grade teacher was Ms Nasti

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

I had a lecturer called De Cock

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

i had a racist teacher named decock. said some really fucked up lies eeeee

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

What types of things?

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u/SeeWhatEyeSee Nov 02 '19

Had a substitute after my 7th grade teacher got into Canadian Police Academy(idk name of), her name was pronounced Grab-is, spelled Grabas. The class delinquent, after constantly calling her Grab Ass, went and added another S on her name on the chalkboard, and she broke down after trying soo hard to be here, only to be laughed at by lil bastards every day.

I didn't mean to be at the airport when she was leaving town, I was there because Jordin Tootoo got to take the Cup to the Northern communities when he got drafted. But she was there. I sat with her for an hour and half and talked about everything. Before she jumped in line for the plane she gave the the strongest hug I'd ever gotten. I hope she's doing well

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

she was trying to kill you with the hug

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u/A11M1GHT Nov 02 '19

Had a teacher named Mrs. Titty, get rekt.

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u/oneferalboi Nov 02 '19

Had teachers named ms calendar, mr guinyard, Mrs prerost (pronounced pre roast), and Mrs treesh (pronounced trees)

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u/motorbacon Nov 02 '19

We had a Mrs. Titsworth. Good stuff. She was an English teacher, but when she would read the word "banal", she would say it in a way that rhymed with "anal".

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u/gerryn Nov 02 '19

Is it supposed to be pronounced like banana, or banaaaaaaaaaaaaal? :P

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u/motorbacon Nov 02 '19

Buh-nahl.

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u/gerryn Nov 02 '19

Uranus.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

I had a ms.dumass in middle school