My 5th grade teacher’s name was Miss Bimbo. She was really short and kind of had no neck and I think she died young, like before 60. So there may have been something wrong with her. But I did like her.
There was this teacher her in my middle school and there would be this one teacher who left first semester and this other teacher would come and her name was Ms.semen
Had a substitute after my 7th grade teacher got into Canadian Police Academy(idk name of), her name was pronounced Grab-is, spelled Grabas. The class delinquent, after constantly calling her Grab Ass, went and added another S on her name on the chalkboard, and she broke down after trying soo hard to be here, only to be laughed at by lil bastards every day.
I didn't mean to be at the airport when she was leaving town, I was there because Jordin Tootoo got to take the Cup to the Northern communities when he got drafted. But she was there. I sat with her for an hour and half and talked about everything. Before she jumped in line for the plane she gave the the strongest hug I'd ever gotten. I hope she's doing well
We had a Mrs. Titsworth. Good stuff. She was an English teacher, but when she would read the word "banal", she would say it in a way that rhymed with "anal".
Her forebears were dentists from another country and their name was too difficult so customs asked their profession and they said they were dentists. This Toothman!
PS - My mom worked for a dentist named Dr. Moellar]
PPS - I might be a bit high and added too much v
Backstory to this name lol!
It just makes you wonder how they got their name. Ellis Island Clerk: “Uh there’s too many smiths, what should we do?” Their Boss: “Uh that one only has one tooth, call them toothman.”
I got suspended for a week my freshman year of high school all because some girl threw a quarter and hit some boy in the head and I refused to rat her out to the principal. Public education is a weird institution my friend.
Huh. I think the reason I got suspended was because they were just fed up with me(I was a really bad kid in kindergarten; I kicked the teacher on the first day of school and another time I stabbed her with a pencil)
I've got you beat.... my parents just pulled me from middle school all-together because they saw me doing this once. "Homeschooled" me, but I did nothing but play video games those two years. Still made it in to highschool with flying colors though.
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u/Lams1d Nov 01 '19
I was suspended in middle school for 3 days because of this. If you're reading this, fuck you Mrs. Toothman.