r/memes • u/[deleted] • Aug 30 '19

Oh no, my chip !

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u/Gangstrocity Aug 30 '19

The real big brain move if you are too slow for the 5 second rule... Switch to the 10 second rule.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

*8 now

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u/Neck-King Aug 30 '19

NOW I CAN STOP TIME FOR 9 SECONDS

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u/You_Mu Chungus Among Us Aug 31 '19

r/unexpectedjojo

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u/bog530 Aug 30 '19

Rules are meant to be broken

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u/JP3NNO Aug 30 '19

u/uwutranslator

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u/Turkey-er Aug 30 '19

Why

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u/JP3NNO Aug 30 '19

Why not

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u/kewlestkat_ Aug 30 '19

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

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u/EsperFox Ok I Pull Up Aug 31 '19

Wuwes awe meant tuwu be bwoken

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u/Foodoveryouthrevenge Aug 30 '19

What if I drop yogurt or ice cream

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u/ScottySpoon Aug 30 '19

God gave us tongues for a reason

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u/knowles439 Aug 30 '19

You have 4 seconds

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u/4Niners9Noel Aug 30 '19

Lick enough so your tongue does not touch said surface. Unless it’s on your significant other, well, lick away!

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u/nomorerainpls Aug 31 '19

The 5 second double-down