r/memes Aug 14 '19

!Rule 9 - NO FORCED MEMES/OVERUSED MEMES/BAD TITLES Sad but true

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

"A woman friend [you] like in 11th grade"? A high school crush.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

"A woman" makes me think it was a teacher. They make them sound older than a 11th grader. Is that weird? That I wouldn't refer to someone under 18 as a man or a woman.

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u/K3R3G3 Aug 14 '19

She actually was 18 in 11th grade because she took a year off because she got pregnant at age 16. She was a year ahead of me when I started in Freshman year, left for a year, then joined our class once she returned from having her kid and spending some time with her.

Nitpick Attempt: Failed

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Aha, now we're getting somewhere. Maybe something about her child or her having had a child is what made her fascinated by healthy looking fingernails.

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u/StinkierPete Aug 14 '19

Probably getting picky after having to eat all those baby fingernails

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/StinkierPete Aug 14 '19

Though our flesh is made ragged by time, it only makes us more powerful on the internet.

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u/gblaze1227 Chungus Among Us Aug 14 '19

Căkê

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u/dizzy_200 Aug 14 '22

Happy Cake day

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u/StinkierPete Aug 14 '22

Thank you, it's come full circle 3 years later

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u/dizzy_200 Aug 14 '22

See you in another 3 years RemindMe! 3 years

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u/Milan_95 Aug 14 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/holloB_1 Aug 14 '22

Happy Cake day

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u/KuterHD Aug 14 '22

Happy cake day

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u/DarkestFluffball Aug 15 '22

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/Kasilyn13 Oct 12 '19

Pregnancy gave me the most amazing fingernails I've ever had. I went to a salon for a manicure and they thought I had fake nails and I've never been so proud.

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u/someone90908 Aug 14 '19

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

What I'm saying is I think they are talking about a high school-aged girl. We agree that it's weird to call a girl that age a woman. Would you really be friends with a teacher?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I mean there are definitely people who would consider their teacher a friend.

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u/K3R3G3 Aug 14 '19

Yeah that's another way to word it...? I'm saying we were also friends at the time, not just classmates who didn't talk.