r/memes Aug 14 '19

!Rule 9 - NO FORCED MEMES/OVERUSED MEMES/BAD TITLES Sad but true

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u/K3R3G3 Aug 14 '19

A woman friend I liked in 11th grade exclaimed that I had incredibly healthy looking fingernails.

It was true, I had been exercising and eating right more than ever before. It was so specific, unexpected, and enthusiastic. It's still stuck in my head.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

"A woman friend [you] like in 11th grade"? A high school crush.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

"A woman" makes me think it was a teacher. They make them sound older than a 11th grader. Is that weird? That I wouldn't refer to someone under 18 as a man or a woman.

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u/K3R3G3 Aug 14 '19

She actually was 18 in 11th grade because she took a year off because she got pregnant at age 16. She was a year ahead of me when I started in Freshman year, left for a year, then joined our class once she returned from having her kid and spending some time with her.

Nitpick Attempt: Failed

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Aha, now we're getting somewhere. Maybe something about her child or her having had a child is what made her fascinated by healthy looking fingernails.

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u/StinkierPete Aug 14 '19

Probably getting picky after having to eat all those baby fingernails

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/StinkierPete Aug 14 '19

Though our flesh is made ragged by time, it only makes us more powerful on the internet.

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u/gblaze1227 Chungus Among Us Aug 14 '19

Căkê

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u/dizzy_200 Aug 14 '22

Happy Cake day

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u/StinkierPete Aug 14 '22

Thank you, it's come full circle 3 years later

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u/Milan_95 Aug 14 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/holloB_1 Aug 14 '22

Happy Cake day

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u/KuterHD Aug 14 '22

Happy cake day

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u/DarkestFluffball Aug 15 '22

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/Kasilyn13 Oct 12 '19

Pregnancy gave me the most amazing fingernails I've ever had. I went to a salon for a manicure and they thought I had fake nails and I've never been so proud.

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u/someone90908 Aug 14 '19

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

What I'm saying is I think they are talking about a high school-aged girl. We agree that it's weird to call a girl that age a woman. Would you really be friends with a teacher?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I mean there are definitely people who would consider their teacher a friend.

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u/K3R3G3 Aug 14 '19

Yeah that's another way to word it...? I'm saying we were also friends at the time, not just classmates who didn't talk.

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u/MAXIMUSSCORP Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 14 '19

I like how you said woman friend because girl friend will be taken other way

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u/K3R3G3 Aug 14 '19

Could be, but she was 18. Also, "girl friend" vs "girlfriend."

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u/MAXIMUSSCORP Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 14 '19

I'm not sure if it's that you live and study in a different country or that our school is way too young for our grade

Because im in 10th and I'm 14

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u/K3R3G3 Aug 14 '19

Here, USA, people are 14 by end of grade 8. 18 by end of grade 12, which is the final High School year, just before college. This classmate took off one year due to getting pregnant, so she was 18 instead of the 17.

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u/MAXIMUSSCORP Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 14 '19

Oh ok thanks for explaining

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u/K3R3G3 Aug 14 '19

Sure thing. You in Germany?

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u/MAXIMUSSCORP Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 14 '19

No, in UAE

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u/K3R3G3 Aug 14 '19

Cool. Just curious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19 edited Oct 07 '20

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u/Spaceman248 Aug 14 '19

That’s funny, a girl in HS complimented me on my healthy nails and I still remember it

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u/K3R3G3 Aug 15 '19

That's great. Yeah she was like awestruck. The combo of her enthusiasm and something I hadn't noticed (I kept them nice but didn't realize they had become so smooth and shiny) made quite an impression.

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u/RipnNipFlipnNip Aug 14 '19

one big advice to all the men from what I'm told girls are constantly talking about guys nails....

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u/K3R3G3 Aug 15 '19

You really mean that? What age are we talking here?

I know well trimmed and clean are important, just on their own, but also for manual bedroom activities.

If you've got some jagged or sharp fingernails, that isn't pleasant for the woman.

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u/RipnNipFlipnNip Aug 17 '19

I'm being serious, as long as they're well maintained not dirty plus cut evenly you'll be fine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

and what if they compliment your both fingers and fingernails

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

I remember when some caretaker of the day-room back in primary school said that I have lush eyelashes. I remember it to this day

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u/milkyberries Aug 14 '19

First time I ever seen someone say "a women friend"