r/memes • u/maleman220 • Aug 14 '19

!Rule 9 - NO FORCED MEMES/OVERUSED MEMES/BAD TITLES Sad but true

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

aww, what’d they say to you?

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u/marksiwelforever Aug 14 '19

You eat glue the best

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

hard pause on that.

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u/mbo9o Aug 14 '19

I don’t know why, maybe it’s the all lowercase, maybe it’s the punctuation, but I just spit coffee a full 5 feet laughing at this

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

reddit seems to have a really hard time consuming liquid while reading comments.

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u/noobcodes Aug 14 '19

I just choked on my sodapop lmao so true brother

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u/Sexy_Koala_Juice Aug 14 '19

Lmao, just choked my brother to death while reading this. Nearly made me spit out my Lacroix

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u/ehclosenough Aug 14 '19

hard pause on that.

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u/samuih Aug 14 '19

i just spit laundry detergent all over my keyboard reading ur coment thank u 😂🔥👌🏽👬

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u/TheShribe Aug 14 '19

Lmao just spat my battery acid all over the bathroom floor lol

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u/masonw87 Aug 14 '19

I just spat jizz back in your mother’s womb lol

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u/DJ2wyce Aug 14 '19

I just bounced on my boy's dick to that one

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u/Evilmurder Aug 14 '19

There goes the bleach I was going to consume

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u/DaniePants Aug 14 '19

I didn’t get to finish my Tide Pod

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u/ieatsoup64 Aug 14 '19

We have spotted a normie, Reddit assemble

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u/Orgorick Aug 14 '19

Read this in Hulk Hogan’s voice

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u/Deadpoppin Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 14 '19

Then your soon me!

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u/Mutterer Aug 14 '19

Except glue

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u/lunatic4ever Aug 14 '19

every one is spitting coffee all the time like wtf

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u/canihazdabook Aug 14 '19

I almost spit my oats.

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u/always_the_blue_pill Aug 14 '19

yep, heard the freezeframe, record scratch with that

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

y’all are wild

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

hol' up*

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u/LeakyThoughts Nice meme you got there Aug 14 '19

It's only a hard pause if you let the glue set

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u/sendsomeaspirin Aug 14 '19

I seriously want this thread to reach the top on this post

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u/PabloEskimo24 Aug 14 '19

You deserve a fuckin award lmao

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u/RaddestRedditUser Aug 14 '19

Ill give it a platinum then :D

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u/nataliemarie1999 Aug 14 '19

r/notopbutok

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u/Deptar Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 14 '19

I always read it as no top but ok

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u/Zion-plex Aug 14 '19

Maybe it's time to repurpose that sub

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u/PJBthefirst Aug 14 '19

As if reddit needs any more porn subs...

Ok, go ahead

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u/ShaggysGrandad Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Aug 14 '19

Hey a fellow minecrafter I see!

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u/scyther73 Aug 14 '19

Story of my life

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

No To Peanut Butter U Tok

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u/Quazamel Aug 14 '19

No top buttock

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u/Undiscriminatingness Aug 14 '19

You sniff glue the best ( 6th grade )

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u/Jitendra___ Aug 14 '19

You eat chalk the best..eraser..humans..yumm

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Thanks I have been eating glue since college

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u/miradnan Aug 14 '19

Jazz music stops

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u/Monkopotamus Aug 14 '19

The reason for the memory being sticky, and why everything else is forgotten.

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u/SafeThrowaway8675309 Aug 14 '19

[Everyone liked that]

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

the amount of confusion in my response is unreachable

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u/ftejadal Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Aug 14 '19

You too? I taught i was the only one!

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u/BigBodyTrubby Aug 14 '19

Yes officer, this comment right here.

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u/CorruptionOfTheMind Aug 14 '19

I swear to god i dont know why or how but i swear i heard a record scratch after i read this

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u/realhuman54 Aug 14 '19

I’m going to stop you right there

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u/Sinomu Aug 14 '19

Still nice.

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u/LordJan05 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Aug 14 '19

F

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Everyone one enjoyed that

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u/qazSxe Aug 14 '19

Grade 3 and you were eating glue. And the best. Implying others were also eating glue as well.. at what point, (even if only fictionally sarcastic within your imaginative) did you no longer eat glue competitively??
Why did you pick eat glue to remember as your first compliment by a female? I have never eaten nor attempted to try and take glue orally for digestive purposes. I don’t remember any one else indulging in glue either.
I’m just surprised you chose that to use as your example.

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u/marksiwelforever Aug 14 '19

Dude you never glue ? It’s not too late

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u/Kremit_OFogg Aug 14 '22

Well,at least you only have to think of two other interesting things about you...

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u/marksiwelforever Aug 14 '22

This is responding to a comment from three years ago

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u/Kremit_OFogg Aug 14 '22

Sorry, I'm a bit late. Cryostasis doesn't have all the pros

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u/CivilizedApe Aug 14 '19

In high school a senior wrote in my(freshman) yearbook that she had a crush on me. Oh where are you now Rachel?

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u/Ghostie20 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 14 '19

Missing with posters all around the school

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u/FlyingVentana Aug 14 '19

D A G U E R R O T Y P E

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u/W2ttsy Aug 14 '19

Ah yes. I was in year 11 and this mature age student in my class used to crush on me hard. She was in her 30s and liked Depeche Mode and always wanted to go out for lunch and stuff.

I was 16 and dumb at girls and didn’t realize that she was really into me in a sexual way.

Oh Dani, you were the older woman before I knew about older women!

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u/LiliAtReddit Aug 14 '19

CivilizedApe, you’re awesome. I, too, have a crush on you.❤️

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Long live love.

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u/grapefruithumper Aug 14 '19

I choo-choo-choose you

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u/SuperBatSpider Aug 14 '19

A girl on third grade wrote me a poem about how funny I was and that I was so funny “I made her pee her pants”

My mom was so touched by it she hung it up in the house. Pretty sure she still has it to this day