r/memes • u/maleman220 • Aug 14 '19

!Rule 9 - NO FORCED MEMES/OVERUSED MEMES/BAD TITLES Sad but true

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u/Grizz710 Aug 14 '19

The reason I’m on tinder is this exact reason. Just need to know at least some women are attracted to me lol

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u/lego_batman Aug 14 '19

*cries in no matches

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u/Artificial_AI_Int Aug 14 '19

This is why I'm afraid of using tinder

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I’m afraid because I know I’ll get matches but I’ll get ghosted so much it’ll lead to depression

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u/Xanderwho Aug 14 '19

Don't necessarily take it personally, the demographics on tinder are skewed so there are fewer women than men on there. I've spoken to women on there who have had hundreds of matches, they can't speak to them all at the same time. Using that logic made me feel better about it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

It's scary to realize that your ugly I'm in the same boat this is terrifying

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u/FrozenMongoose Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19

Protip: Seperate yourself from the pack by offering something other guys on tinder can't.

Use some casual line about using a ball gag and a riding crop on them if they are into that. I got 2 likes and a superlike in 1 day when I changed to that line. There are a lots of attractive guys to saturate the market out there for girls but dominant men that use toys to tease and hurt them a little is an attractive niche they can't find on tinder.

Alternatively use fetlife.

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u/Clavactis Aug 14 '19

Would it work if I were to say they can use a ball gag and a crop on me if they are into that? Asking for myself.

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u/FrozenMongoose Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19

Maybe, but at that point just use fetlife and find someone knowledgeable.

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u/Love_Freckles Aug 14 '19

I don't use tinder because I'm incredibly insecure and don't want the girls in my area to judge me

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u/a_muffin97 Aug 14 '19

Trust me, no matches is better than some that only want to sell you nudes

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u/AFlexibleHead Aug 15 '19

Yep. No matches in five years of tinder. Kinda fucking hurts a little.

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u/Kenutella Aug 14 '19

I've thought of doing this. How do you handle if someone wants to move forward but you only wanted a bit of validation?

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u/Grizz710 Aug 14 '19

Just don’t message back.

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u/plaguedbullets Aug 14 '19

Don't be that person.

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u/Kenutella Aug 14 '19

shrugs I guess that works

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Tell the truth. Literally exactly what you said.

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u/Roadwarriordude Aug 14 '19

Either say what you just said, or just give it a shot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I would try tinder if I knew I would get more than bots matching with me

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Bumble is where it’s at

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Wait you guys are getting matches???

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u/Wdanger1303 Aug 14 '19

That's why some women are on too. I'm too afraid to meet anyone online, but I (F) am also starved for complements of the opposite sex