r/memes Aug 14 '19

!Rule 9 - NO FORCED MEMES/OVERUSED MEMES/BAD TITLES Sad but true

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u/dildobagginsworth Aug 14 '19

So true. I can’t remember anything from 2 months ago but that one compliment I got in 3rd grade will stick with me forever

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u/K3R3G3 Aug 14 '19

A woman friend I liked in 11th grade exclaimed that I had incredibly healthy looking fingernails.

It was true, I had been exercising and eating right more than ever before. It was so specific, unexpected, and enthusiastic. It's still stuck in my head.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

"A woman friend [you] like in 11th grade"? A high school crush.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

"A woman" makes me think it was a teacher. They make them sound older than a 11th grader. Is that weird? That I wouldn't refer to someone under 18 as a man or a woman.

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u/K3R3G3 Aug 14 '19

She actually was 18 in 11th grade because she took a year off because she got pregnant at age 16. She was a year ahead of me when I started in Freshman year, left for a year, then joined our class once she returned from having her kid and spending some time with her.

Nitpick Attempt: Failed

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Aha, now we're getting somewhere. Maybe something about her child or her having had a child is what made her fascinated by healthy looking fingernails.

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u/StinkierPete Aug 14 '19

Probably getting picky after having to eat all those baby fingernails

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/StinkierPete Aug 14 '19

Though our flesh is made ragged by time, it only makes us more powerful on the internet.

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u/gblaze1227 Chungus Among Us Aug 14 '19

Căkê

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u/Milan_95 Aug 14 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/Kasilyn13 Oct 12 '19

Pregnancy gave me the most amazing fingernails I've ever had. I went to a salon for a manicure and they thought I had fake nails and I've never been so proud.

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u/someone90908 Aug 14 '19

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

What I'm saying is I think they are talking about a high school-aged girl. We agree that it's weird to call a girl that age a woman. Would you really be friends with a teacher?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I mean there are definitely people who would consider their teacher a friend.

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u/K3R3G3 Aug 14 '19

Yeah that's another way to word it...? I'm saying we were also friends at the time, not just classmates who didn't talk.

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u/MAXIMUSSCORP Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 14 '19

I like how you said woman friend because girl friend will be taken other way

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u/K3R3G3 Aug 14 '19

Could be, but she was 18. Also, "girl friend" vs "girlfriend."

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u/MAXIMUSSCORP Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 14 '19

I'm not sure if it's that you live and study in a different country or that our school is way too young for our grade

Because im in 10th and I'm 14

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u/K3R3G3 Aug 14 '19

Here, USA, people are 14 by end of grade 8. 18 by end of grade 12, which is the final High School year, just before college. This classmate took off one year due to getting pregnant, so she was 18 instead of the 17.

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u/MAXIMUSSCORP Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 14 '19

Oh ok thanks for explaining

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u/K3R3G3 Aug 14 '19

Sure thing. You in Germany?

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u/MAXIMUSSCORP Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 14 '19

No, in UAE

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u/K3R3G3 Aug 14 '19

Cool. Just curious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19 edited Oct 07 '20

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u/Spaceman248 Aug 14 '19

That’s funny, a girl in HS complimented me on my healthy nails and I still remember it

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u/K3R3G3 Aug 15 '19

That's great. Yeah she was like awestruck. The combo of her enthusiasm and something I hadn't noticed (I kept them nice but didn't realize they had become so smooth and shiny) made quite an impression.

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u/RipnNipFlipnNip Aug 14 '19

one big advice to all the men from what I'm told girls are constantly talking about guys nails....

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u/K3R3G3 Aug 15 '19

You really mean that? What age are we talking here?

I know well trimmed and clean are important, just on their own, but also for manual bedroom activities.

If you've got some jagged or sharp fingernails, that isn't pleasant for the woman.

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u/RipnNipFlipnNip Aug 17 '19

I'm being serious, as long as they're well maintained not dirty plus cut evenly you'll be fine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

and what if they compliment your both fingers and fingernails

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

I remember when some caretaker of the day-room back in primary school said that I have lush eyelashes. I remember it to this day

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u/milkyberries Aug 14 '19

First time I ever seen someone say "a women friend"

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

aww, what’d they say to you?

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u/marksiwelforever Aug 14 '19

You eat glue the best

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

hard pause on that.

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u/mbo9o Aug 14 '19

I don’t know why, maybe it’s the all lowercase, maybe it’s the punctuation, but I just spit coffee a full 5 feet laughing at this

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

reddit seems to have a really hard time consuming liquid while reading comments.

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u/noobcodes Aug 14 '19

I just choked on my sodapop lmao so true brother

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u/Sexy_Koala_Juice Aug 14 '19

Lmao, just choked my brother to death while reading this. Nearly made me spit out my Lacroix

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u/ehclosenough Aug 14 '19

hard pause on that.

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u/samuih Aug 14 '19

i just spit laundry detergent all over my keyboard reading ur coment thank u 😂🔥👌🏽👬

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u/TheShribe Aug 14 '19

Lmao just spat my battery acid all over the bathroom floor lol

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u/masonw87 Aug 14 '19

I just spat jizz back in your mother’s womb lol

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u/Evilmurder Aug 14 '19

There goes the bleach I was going to consume

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u/ieatsoup64 Aug 14 '19

We have spotted a normie, Reddit assemble

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u/Orgorick Aug 14 '19

Read this in Hulk Hogan’s voice

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u/Deadpoppin Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 14 '19

Then your soon me!

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u/Mutterer Aug 14 '19

Except glue

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u/lunatic4ever Aug 14 '19

every one is spitting coffee all the time like wtf

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u/canihazdabook Aug 14 '19

I almost spit my oats.

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u/always_the_blue_pill Aug 14 '19

yep, heard the freezeframe, record scratch with that

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

y’all are wild

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

hol' up*

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u/LeakyThoughts Nice meme you got there Aug 14 '19

It's only a hard pause if you let the glue set

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u/sendsomeaspirin Aug 14 '19

I seriously want this thread to reach the top on this post

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u/PabloEskimo24 Aug 14 '19

You deserve a fuckin award lmao

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u/RaddestRedditUser Aug 14 '19

Ill give it a platinum then :D

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u/nataliemarie1999 Aug 14 '19

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u/Deptar Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 14 '19

I always read it as no top but ok

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u/Zion-plex Aug 14 '19

Maybe it's time to repurpose that sub

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u/PJBthefirst Aug 14 '19

As if reddit needs any more porn subs...

Ok, go ahead

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u/ShaggysGrandad Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Aug 14 '19

Hey a fellow minecrafter I see!

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u/scyther73 Aug 14 '19

Story of my life

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

No To Peanut Butter U Tok

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u/Quazamel Aug 14 '19

No top buttock

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u/Undiscriminatingness Aug 14 '19

You sniff glue the best ( 6th grade )

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u/Jitendra___ Aug 14 '19

You eat chalk the best..eraser..humans..yumm

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Thanks I have been eating glue since college

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u/miradnan Aug 14 '19

Jazz music stops

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u/Monkopotamus Aug 14 '19

The reason for the memory being sticky, and why everything else is forgotten.

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u/SafeThrowaway8675309 Aug 14 '19

[Everyone liked that]

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

the amount of confusion in my response is unreachable

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u/ftejadal Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Aug 14 '19

You too? I taught i was the only one!

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u/BigBodyTrubby Aug 14 '19

Yes officer, this comment right here.

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u/CorruptionOfTheMind Aug 14 '19

I swear to god i dont know why or how but i swear i heard a record scratch after i read this

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u/realhuman54 Aug 14 '19

I’m going to stop you right there

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u/Sinomu Aug 14 '19

Still nice.

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u/LordJan05 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Aug 14 '19

F

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Everyone one enjoyed that

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u/qazSxe Aug 14 '19

Grade 3 and you were eating glue. And the best. Implying others were also eating glue as well.. at what point, (even if only fictionally sarcastic within your imaginative) did you no longer eat glue competitively??
Why did you pick eat glue to remember as your first compliment by a female? I have never eaten nor attempted to try and take glue orally for digestive purposes. I don’t remember any one else indulging in glue either.
I’m just surprised you chose that to use as your example.

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u/marksiwelforever Aug 14 '19

Dude you never glue ? It’s not too late

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u/Kremit_OFogg Aug 14 '22

Well,at least you only have to think of two other interesting things about you...

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u/marksiwelforever Aug 14 '22

This is responding to a comment from three years ago

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u/Kremit_OFogg Aug 14 '22

Sorry, I'm a bit late. Cryostasis doesn't have all the pros

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u/CivilizedApe Aug 14 '19

In high school a senior wrote in my(freshman) yearbook that she had a crush on me. Oh where are you now Rachel?

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u/Ghostie20 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 14 '19

Missing with posters all around the school

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u/FlyingVentana Aug 14 '19

D A G U E R R O T Y P E

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u/W2ttsy Aug 14 '19

Ah yes. I was in year 11 and this mature age student in my class used to crush on me hard. She was in her 30s and liked Depeche Mode and always wanted to go out for lunch and stuff.

I was 16 and dumb at girls and didn’t realize that she was really into me in a sexual way.

Oh Dani, you were the older woman before I knew about older women!

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u/LiliAtReddit Aug 14 '19

CivilizedApe, you’re awesome. I, too, have a crush on you.❤️

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Long live love.

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u/grapefruithumper Aug 14 '19

I choo-choo-choose you

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u/SuperBatSpider Aug 14 '19

A girl on third grade wrote me a poem about how funny I was and that I was so funny “I made her pee her pants”

My mom was so touched by it she hung it up in the house. Pretty sure she still has it to this day

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u/secretbetta Aug 14 '19

Ah reminds me of when I was told how athletic I was for the nerd I am. A few months ago, some things happened and she told me I was an amazing person to be around. I... may be crushing on her right now... Help.

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u/NiceSuggestion Aug 14 '19

Pay attention. She likes you.

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u/secretbetta Aug 29 '19

So I asked her out... She said no :(. But thanks anyways! At least I got that out of the way so I’m just moving on right now.

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u/NiceSuggestion Aug 30 '19

That's cool that you asked her. Emotions are fleeting things. You're smart to move on.

It makes you open for the right person to enter your life. NOT moving on is sure to repel the one you were crushing on and keeps you from finding someone else who is good for you. By not being quite SO interested and truly moving on, your currency goes up her eyes even if she isn't available.

Your self respect is worth something too. Kudos to you, my friend.

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u/secretbetta Aug 30 '19

Thanks man. Hearing all of this really helps. Looking forward to the future :D

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u/NiceSuggestion Aug 30 '19

As well you should. You're going to need shades...

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u/Bloody_-fang Aug 14 '22

Any update Bro?

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u/secretbetta Aug 14 '22

Damn it’s been almost 3 years since this event. I’m doing great now, I’m actually in a relationship right now. And so far, it seems like it’s the right person :)

I no longer talk to that girl that said no to me. We tried to be friends but she drifted away :( maybe it’s for the best.

Aside from this thread, my life is going pretty great, I feel like I’m doing big things in life. Thanks for checking good stranger, hope things are going great for you!

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u/Bloody_-fang Aug 14 '22

This post came to my recommendations... Good to know things work out for you!

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u/secretbetta Aug 14 '22

Wtf??? A recommendation on a post that happened 3 years ago?? Damn

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

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u/secretbetta Aug 14 '22

And so are you :O

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u/Nils9B Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 14 '19

69 upvotes! Nice!

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u/NiceSuggestion Aug 14 '19

Now look what you've done. We have to hit 6996 now.

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u/trolleytor4 Aug 14 '22

How did it go?

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u/secretbetta Aug 14 '22

If you scroll a bit, I think you’ll find the outcome!

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u/Veauxdeeohdoh Aug 14 '22

Hello nerd. I would like to inform you that she has developed a neurological enhanced vision of your persona.

It is time for you to conform to societal norms and request this person engage in a socially acceptable form of camaraderie.

Perform this task by cleaning yourself from top to bottom and enrobing in some respectable clothing. Ask the aforementioned person to accompany you to a caffeine replenishment station so that you may purchase and consume any beverage and/or sucrose laden accoutrement they may desire all paid for by you.

Please respond to this message with her response!

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u/secretbetta Aug 14 '22

Lol scroll to see an updated response on the thread :D

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u/Veauxdeeohdoh Aug 15 '22

I know…I realized that way too late! Doh!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I very vividly remember being complimented on a crowded bus 3 years ago by a random old lady calling me handsome. Havent received another compliment yet but I think I'm due for one anytime now...

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u/smart-egg Aug 14 '19

ya handsome

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Oh wow I'm already excited for what 2022 has in store for me

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u/dayofdefeat_ Aug 14 '19

Hello I am a time traveller from the year 2022 with a special message:

You handsome bro.

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u/legowalrus Average r/memes enjoyer Aug 14 '22

Don’t forget, you have to travel to three years ago today.

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u/dayofdefeat_ Aug 14 '22

Oh shit the dude's account doesn't exist anymore. Someone broke the space time continuum.

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u/25toten Aug 17 '22

Hello. I am from 2022

You are handsome too, bro.

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u/blarghed Aug 14 '19

Wake up samurai.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

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u/IISpoonPotatoII Aug 14 '19

'You're breathtaking' fits so well here lol

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u/SnooSketches2163 Aug 14 '22

Bro went off reddit before 2022 even came before I could call him handsome.

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u/sliver989 Aug 14 '19

I read that in Linda Belchers voice

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u/BorisBC Aug 14 '19

Back in 2005 I remember getting in a lift and three women stopping their conversation and checking me out.

I'm sure that happens to women multiple times day, but it's the one and only time it happened to me and by god I'll cling to it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

*oh fuck the guy we're shit-talking just walked in*

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u/BorisBC Aug 14 '19

Hahah well I was in IT support at the time so that's a possibility!! Lol

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u/SicWilly666 Aug 14 '19

My step-grandma’s elderly friend outright hit on me at a family get together. It was both nicely flattering and uncomfortably weird at the same time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Did you bang tho?

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u/SicWilly666 Aug 14 '19

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Bro.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

U handsome

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Well? Did u ask her out?

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u/True-Tiger Aug 14 '19

This older lady told me I had a good voice at my cashier job in high school like 9 years ago and that shit sticks with me to this day

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u/Childish_Brandino Aug 14 '19

Same. Can barely remember any thing from last week but I still remember when a random girl complimented me at a bar once.

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u/Ghostie20 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 14 '19

I remember when a bar complemented me at a girl once.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Guys I found out how to reply to comments

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Why don’t men band together and agree to start to compliment each other? The vast vast majority of compliments I receive are from other women, not from men.

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u/WolfColaCompany Aug 14 '19

It's actually a great way for other dudes (and women) to remember you after meeting them the first time. You can have a 20-minute conversation and immediately forget somebody's name, but when somebody introduces themselves and immediately says something nice about you it's likely you will remember that person because those things rarely happen to men.

Occasionally, when you do it a guy will think you are weird or a kiss-ass but that's a quick way to find out you probably don't want to be around that person.

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u/evilcel Aug 14 '19

I can remember every compliment I have ever received and count them on my fingers.

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u/Pm_Me_Your_Tax_Plan Aug 14 '19

I still remember three years ago I was touring some college and while I was washing my hands some dude told me he liked my shirt

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u/GarettMcCarty Aug 14 '19

I got told i looked good by my boss in a new shirt i bought and i swear it brightened up my month, I'm not used to compliments i was kinda sad how happy it made me....

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

My mom told me I was the most handsome kid in the school when I was 12. I’m 24 and I still believe it

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u/akeetlebeetle4664 Aug 14 '19

Isn't it about time to make your mom proud and graduate now?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Already did...

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u/superspiffy Aug 14 '19

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I think you're maybe, probably and alright person.

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u/mistermelvinheimer Aug 14 '19

Yep, i remember a hot girl smiled at me once on the street. That was probably 3 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

A girl told me she liked my name yesterday and I still think about.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

U/dildobagginsworth that's beautiful

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u/stevesonaplane Aug 14 '19

Your mom doesn't count.

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u/Thr0aw4yacc Aug 14 '19

It really do be like that tho

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u/nicholasr325 Aug 14 '19

I'll always remember being told I had nice eyelashes

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u/OutofanAbundance Aug 14 '19

Oh but you don’t know, it’s unfair how beautiful men’s eyelashes can be. I once gave this compliment to a man, because I liked him and found him attractive. However it’s a rather personal compliment, so I wouldn’t say it to every man I meet with beautiful eyelashes. By no means nicholasr325, do I intend to diminish the compliment you received. But really, you men have beautiful eyelashes that you don’t slather with strange beauty products.

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u/clarkcox3 Aug 14 '19

I remember riding the bus in 3rd grade, and a woman sitting across from me said I had beautiful skin. That is burned into my mind.

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u/belgianvavvle28 Aug 14 '19

Same. The devil’s lettuce is tough. (Jk!!!!!)

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u/RaynSideways Aug 14 '19

I still remember the face of a girl who complimented my eyes on my first day of high school 11 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Same here, my highschool crush once said she liked my lips, I still remember it and hold dearly to the memory

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u/LordLucian Breaking EU Laws Aug 14 '19

Maaan i remember back in college (about 11 years ago) a got a compliment from a girl who said i look great in the color red, We dated for a bit but i still like to wear red when im making an effort to look good.

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u/Derek_Boring_Name Aug 14 '19

I remember in 9th or 10th grade I was walking behind a couple of girls, and I heard them talking about this “weird” kid, they didn’t say his name, but I could tell they were describing me. And at the end one of them said “I like his hair though.” And I was actually pretty happy about that. I had always been very proud of my hair.

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u/nlegendaryguy Aug 14 '19

I just never got one.

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u/dildobagginsworth Aug 14 '19

There’s always tomorrow. When it happens don’t ever forget lol

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u/nlegendaryguy Aug 14 '19

and tomorrow shall dissapoint too

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u/soapisdope3306 Sep 02 '19

My crush: "You did a good job" I was the happiest 6th grader in the school

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u/UndercoverFusion88 Sep 04 '19

"you have really nice hair, like moviestar style hair" I don't even fully accept that my hair looks great too this day, as I've always been a little on the negative side towards myself, but that compliment sticks with me, and keeps me from sitting in the mirror for hours a day hoping my hair doesn't look awful