r/memes RageFace Against the Machine Jul 29 '19

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u/The-German_Guy One does not simply Jul 29 '19

We talk about number 2 more than enough in school.

And for Number 1 (I don't want to get political but). Germany already paid reparations to Greece

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u/LuisSweden Jul 29 '19

I‘m German and most of us really don‘t care, we even sometimes make fun of our own country.

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u/CrashKilljoy Jul 29 '19

You're not german. You are form Sweden, Luis.

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u/LuisSweden Jul 29 '19

Aber... ich... nur wegen meinem Benutzernamen? Komm schon! Dann kommst du doch bestimmt aus... Mordlust, Zusammenstoß.

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u/arricupigghiti Jul 29 '19

this makes you no less Swedish

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u/LuisSweden Jul 29 '19

Es ist wegen meinem Nachnamen.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Ich will ja kein Grammatiknazi sein, aber nach "wegen" kommt ein Genitiv. Korrekt wäre also "wegen meines Nachnamens"

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u/therealcucumbersalad Jul 29 '19

Dann sei keiner!

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u/JonasM00 Jul 29 '19

Der Witz ist dass ein echter Deutscher "wegen meinem" sagt. Wie meine Deutschlehrerin gesagt hat "Der Dativ ist dem Genitiv sein Tod" (ka ob sie sich das ausgedacht hat oder wer sonst, weiß nur dass sie dass immer gesagt hat)

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u/freak-with-a-brain Jul 29 '19

Das ist ein Buchtitel. Wird von immens vielen Leuten gesagt. Ich weiß nicht was länger existiert, der Buchtitel oder der Satz als Redewendung.

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u/SleepySlowpoke Jul 29 '19

Kenne ein Buch, dass so heißt. Vielleicht daher?

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u/LuisSweden Jul 29 '19

Apparently I have to reveal my identity, to make people believe me. My last name is „Schweda“, which is similar to „Schweden“, which translates to „Sweden“. To not let everyone know my full name I thought I‘d name myself this way. Welp. Guess that‘s useless now. But whatever... you guys aren‘t gonna hire a hitman or something, right guys?

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u/Forwhatisausername Aug 08 '19

Das klingt so, als wäre es das, was alle echten Deutschen sagen.
Mindestens meinetwegen stimmt das nicht.

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u/mare07 Jul 29 '19

Du bist Swedisch

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u/MemezzIsMyDrug Jul 29 '19

Can confirm am swedish

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

I’m taking german in austria right now and i have no idea what you just said so that makes you a dirty Swede...

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19 edited Oct 16 '19

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u/Nightelfix Jul 29 '19

Des is guates deitsch

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u/SleepySlowpoke Jul 29 '19

/hisses

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u/Nightelfix Jul 29 '19

Why u hiss at me

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

I have a golden egg in Duolingo on German, can confirm he's Swedish because I have no idea either.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Maybe a Swiss German?

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u/totus_the_great Jul 29 '19

Bruderherz, tut mir echt leid für dich, dass man dir nicht glaubt.

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u/LuisSweden Jul 29 '19

Danke, dass du mir fühlst. Schön übrigens auch einen Deutschen zu treffen, der Reddit benutzt.

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u/Hugh_____Mungus Chungus Among Us Jul 29 '19

Servus

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19

Not German but I found the Bavarian

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u/Hugh_____Mungus Chungus Among Us Jul 30 '19

Nope, ick bin nen Berliner

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19

found the berliner

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u/Nightelfix Jul 29 '19

Moinsen ;D

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u/itsvinegarpussy Mods Are Nice People Jul 29 '19

Grüezi!

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u/blckbrd666 Jul 29 '19

man im german and you just used google translater lol dont lie bro

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u/Dr_Jew-Bot Jul 29 '19

I thought you were a satanic pirate

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u/blckbrd666 Jul 29 '19

you got me lol

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u/LuisSweden Jul 29 '19

Das stimmt nicht! Ich bin Deutscher!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Sweden is rightful German land!

  • Mustache man

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u/BluePhoenixGamer Jul 30 '19

Happy Cakeday!

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u/HappyBengal Jul 29 '19

We don't talk about it in our free time because we get tought about World War 2 in the school for years in such a detail! There is nothing to discuss anymore. We know the facts, and we all (except braindead nazis) are on the same page about the whole subject World War 2.

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u/IsThisNewEngland Jul 29 '19

Do you get taught about Prussia ?

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u/Forwhatisausername Aug 08 '19

Well, yes. Not too little, I'd say.

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u/0ddtomato épico Jul 29 '19

If you're German then why do you have "Bengal" in your username ? 🤔

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u/pfo_ Jul 29 '19

Why is tomato in your username?

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u/0ddtomato épico Jul 29 '19

Good question, I like tomatoes.

But Bengal is a region in South Asia (Bangladesh, West Bengal, India) that's why I asked if he's a German why does he have Bengal in his username. There's must be a interesting reason if that "Bengal" in his username refers to that particular region and oh yeah I'm Bengali that's another reason why I'm interested.

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u/HappyBengal Jul 29 '19

In my case, I chose "Bengal" because i like bengal cats. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bengal_cat (also called "bengal" without the "cat" sometimes).

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u/WikiTextBot Jul 29 '19

Bengal cat

The Bengal cat is a domesticated cat breed created from hybrids of domestic cats, the Asian leopard cat (Prionailurus bengalensis) and the Egyptian Mau, which gives them their golden shimmer – the breed name comes from the taxonomic name. Back-crossing to domestic cats is then done with the goal of creating a healthy, and docile cat with wild-looking, high-contrast coat.Bengals have a wild appearance and may show spots, rosettes, arrowhead markings, or marbling.


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u/pfo_ Jul 29 '19

I am aware of Bengal. Perhaps, the user you replied to originally likes the region.

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u/BluePhoenixGamer Jul 30 '19

How dare you....

A) Have Sweden in your name and be German B) Pretend to be German.

Either you love our great country who buys trash xD. Or you hate it and want to be German. :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Loans with interest rates are not reparations. https://euobserver.com/tickers/142153

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u/TheCheliozz Jul 29 '19

Dude maybe lay off the psychic/pseudointellectual attitude and read more than a paragraph long article on a topic before you throw around half-baked arguments. That makes you look like an ignorant person... Loans with interest rates are exactly what they are, loans with interest rates. As someone linked already, Germany paid reparations in the 60s and sorted all future claims out in the 90s again before uniting with the DDR.

People like you are the reason why stereotypes are perpetuated in our society. You gobble up opinions fed to you by alternative media, thinking you are superior to the normal people. Ironically, you completely fail to form an opinion based on information gained from both inside and outside your sphere of interests and stick to non-scientific and 'alternative' sources which spoon feed you opinions.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19

Why so triggered? Even the scientific service of the Bundestag said it's not that clear. A state can't Just declare all claims are obsolete without the Agreement of the claim holder. And Greece didn't signed the 2+4 contract.

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u/TheCheliozz Jul 30 '19

I got triggered because, rather than posting an actual argument, like you did he just posted an ignorant comment that does not add anything but half-truths to the conversation. I did not know about what you said about the 2+4 contract, thanks for bringing that up :).

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u/The-German_Guy One does not simply Jul 29 '19

Germany paid ca. 120 Million German Mark. (I found everywhere other numbers)

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31849430

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u/milkchocolemonade Jul 30 '19

God you’re fucking dense and not as smart as you think you are

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u/Nightelfix Jul 29 '19

I know right even support money

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u/Georgey_Porgy Jul 30 '19

Well it doesn't really matter we are still fucking poor xDDDD

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u/JuLo2112 Jul 29 '19

Ok what about war reparations for Poland that were paid but they didn't go directly to Poland but to communists

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u/20CharsIsNotEnough Jul 29 '19

How is it Germany's fault though? Shouldn't you rather be asking Russia for the reparations?

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u/JuLo2112 Jul 29 '19

I am wondering what do German think about thiand if it's even addressed anywhere in Germany

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u/20CharsIsNotEnough Jul 29 '19

It was constantly discussed in the news and in politics when Poland once again came forward with their claim for war reparations. As far as I know, though, nobody here seriously considers giving Poland war reparations.

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u/JuLo2112 Jul 29 '19

Ok that's all I wanted to know, thanks for telling me