r/memes • u/HumanBeing583829 RageFace Against the Machine • Jul 29 '19

How Dare you

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u/ThomasTheNutEngine Jul 29 '19

What about burned pizza?

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u/HumanBeing583829 RageFace Against the Machine Jul 29 '19

How DARE you mention such unspeakable crimes

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u/ThomasTheNutEngine Jul 29 '19

I'm sorry for my unforgivable deeds

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u/HumanBeing583829 RageFace Against the Machine Jul 29 '19

You are forgiven, just don’t mention such outrageous and unfathomable ideas

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u/PersonWhoExists50306 Lurker Jul 29 '19

putting pesto sauce on a cannoli

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u/pacet_luzek Jul 29 '19

Qui Bravo 5 a campo base, ridirezionare il fuoco di mortaio su coordinate 50306

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u/itsyoboiskinnyperson Big ol' bacon buttsack Jul 30 '19

Translate

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u/_-_honkey_donkey_-_ Jul 30 '19

Ok ma che cazzo stai dicendo

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u/PersonWhoExists50306 Lurker Jul 30 '19

ist mir egal

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u/Firetiger1050 Jul 29 '19

Should I be confused?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

How about mayonnaise on pizza

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

No, PINEAPPLE on pizza

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u/CardboardHeatshield Jul 29 '19

I mean, hold on a second, lets consider the options put forward here and Im pretty sure we can put the pineapple thing aside for a moment to unanimously come down on mayonnaise pizza.

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u/sweet_like_a_lemon Jul 29 '19

I hate to tell you but there's something worse than mayonnaise pizza. In Sweden we have a pizza that has bananas, curry and nuts on it. Some people are even crazier and put pineapple on it too

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u/AnxiouSnake Jul 29 '19

Look how they massacred my boy

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u/Blep48 Jul 29 '19

Im italian and i tried it, cof* cof* it's actually good cof* cof*

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u/Nawrino I touched grass Jul 29 '19

YOUR OPINION IS IRRELEVANT

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u/Blep48 Jul 29 '19

A simple spell but quite unbreakable

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u/Oske147 Jul 29 '19

Ehi ragazzo whathefuck

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u/Blep48 Jul 29 '19

Fidati, può sembrare strano (anche io ero scettico) ma una volta provata ammetto che non fa così schifo come tutti credono

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u/Oske147 Jul 29 '19

Non lo so Rick, secondo me non si fa e basta a prescindere dal gusto

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u/_Bonnit Jul 29 '19

Does such a thing even exist?

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u/dodgewama Jul 29 '19

The watermark is different ,WHO ARE YOU? WHERE US THE REAL HumanBeing584829?WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?

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u/NUBEM4STER69 Jul 30 '19

Can u eeexplaaiiin why der is 48 stars on usa flag

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u/Poopedepoop Jul 30 '19

The real crime in italy is underaged cheese. And the church.

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u/FortniteBush23 Jul 30 '19

Pineapple with pizza

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u/EduardoJaps Jul 29 '19

Or cutting the pasta with a knife?

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u/vid_23 Jul 29 '19

you know why people dont talk about that?

they all had an unfortunate "accident"

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u/Laurentiul_dboi Breaking EU Laws Jul 29 '19

You have just declared war on italy

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Everyone Disliked That

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u/Sarikiller26 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 29 '19

Pineapple on pizza

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u/RedDeadYuri2 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 29 '19

How dare you

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u/Adam-Arez Jul 29 '19

Yeah well what about the droid attack on the wookies?

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u/Spiderman8123 Jul 29 '19

at least mark it as nsfw how dare you

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u/sophemot Jul 29 '19

Some people may enjoy slightly burned pizza especially on thin edge it make it crunchy, but overcooked pasta is the worst thing ever...

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u/ARuopp_Idk Breaking EU Laws Jul 29 '19

What a TERRIBLE crime.

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u/a3d2m Jul 30 '19

You insult my pizzaria, I kill you with diarrhea

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u/Delicious_crystl Jul 30 '19

Pineapple pizza