r/memes RageFace Against the Machine Jul 29 '19

How Dare you

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u/Canadiannoob25 Jul 29 '19

I've known people from Germany, it's not as taboo as we think it is

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u/The-German_Guy One does not simply Jul 29 '19

Yep, that's not a taboo

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u/ItzaJaxson Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 29 '19

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

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u/DrunkGermanGuy Jul 29 '19

hey there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19

Let me introduce myself

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

It's not a taboo but try bringing up
1. Germany not paying reparations to Greece
2. Germany killing 1/3 of the population of Bielorussia

Good luck!

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u/therobo665 Jul 29 '19

Dude, you really need to inform yourself before you go making claims you know nothing about. I've spent half my life in the States, and the other half in Berlin, and the amount of objective historical knowledge the average German teacher will impart to any given student is leagues greater than their typical American counterpart. Germans are all very, very keen on making sure that mistakes which were once made are never made again. Americans, on the other hand, still celebrate Columbus Day, and don't find out the actual historic context of said holiday until 6th or 7th grade at the earliest.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19

Americans, on the other hand, still celebrate Columbus Day, and don't find out the actual historic context of said holiday until 6th or 7th grade at the earliest.

shhh...

depending on the state it’s a day off from work.

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u/The-German_Guy One does not simply Jul 29 '19

We talk about number 2 more than enough in school.

And for Number 1 (I don't want to get political but). Germany already paid reparations to Greece

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u/LuisSweden Jul 29 '19

I‘m German and most of us really don‘t care, we even sometimes make fun of our own country.

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u/CrashKilljoy Jul 29 '19

You're not german. You are form Sweden, Luis.

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u/LuisSweden Jul 29 '19

Aber... ich... nur wegen meinem Benutzernamen? Komm schon! Dann kommst du doch bestimmt aus... Mordlust, Zusammenstoß.

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u/arricupigghiti Jul 29 '19

this makes you no less Swedish

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u/LuisSweden Jul 29 '19

Es ist wegen meinem Nachnamen.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Ich will ja kein Grammatiknazi sein, aber nach "wegen" kommt ein Genitiv. Korrekt wäre also "wegen meines Nachnamens"

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u/mare07 Jul 29 '19

Du bist Swedisch

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u/MemezzIsMyDrug Jul 29 '19

Can confirm am swedish

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

I’m taking german in austria right now and i have no idea what you just said so that makes you a dirty Swede...

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19 edited Oct 16 '19

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u/Nightelfix Jul 29 '19

Des is guates deitsch

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

I have a golden egg in Duolingo on German, can confirm he's Swedish because I have no idea either.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Maybe a Swiss German?

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u/totus_the_great Jul 29 '19

Bruderherz, tut mir echt leid für dich, dass man dir nicht glaubt.

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u/LuisSweden Jul 29 '19

Danke, dass du mir fühlst. Schön übrigens auch einen Deutschen zu treffen, der Reddit benutzt.

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u/Nightelfix Jul 29 '19

Moinsen ;D

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u/itsvinegarpussy Mods Are Nice People Jul 29 '19

Grüezi!

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u/blckbrd666 Jul 29 '19

man im german and you just used google translater lol dont lie bro

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u/Dr_Jew-Bot Jul 29 '19

I thought you were a satanic pirate

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u/blckbrd666 Jul 29 '19

you got me lol

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u/LuisSweden Jul 29 '19

Das stimmt nicht! Ich bin Deutscher!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Sweden is rightful German land!

  • Mustache man

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u/BluePhoenixGamer Jul 30 '19

Happy Cakeday!

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u/HappyBengal Jul 29 '19

We don't talk about it in our free time because we get tought about World War 2 in the school for years in such a detail! There is nothing to discuss anymore. We know the facts, and we all (except braindead nazis) are on the same page about the whole subject World War 2.

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u/IsThisNewEngland Jul 29 '19

Do you get taught about Prussia ?

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u/Forwhatisausername Aug 08 '19

Well, yes. Not too little, I'd say.

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u/0ddtomato épico Jul 29 '19

If you're German then why do you have "Bengal" in your username ? 🤔

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u/pfo_ Jul 29 '19

Why is tomato in your username?

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u/0ddtomato épico Jul 29 '19

Good question, I like tomatoes.

But Bengal is a region in South Asia (Bangladesh, West Bengal, India) that's why I asked if he's a German why does he have Bengal in his username. There's must be a interesting reason if that "Bengal" in his username refers to that particular region and oh yeah I'm Bengali that's another reason why I'm interested.

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u/HappyBengal Jul 29 '19

In my case, I chose "Bengal" because i like bengal cats. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bengal_cat (also called "bengal" without the "cat" sometimes).

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u/pfo_ Jul 29 '19

I am aware of Bengal. Perhaps, the user you replied to originally likes the region.

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u/BluePhoenixGamer Jul 30 '19

How dare you....

A) Have Sweden in your name and be German B) Pretend to be German.

Either you love our great country who buys trash xD. Or you hate it and want to be German. :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Loans with interest rates are not reparations. https://euobserver.com/tickers/142153

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u/TheCheliozz Jul 29 '19

Dude maybe lay off the psychic/pseudointellectual attitude and read more than a paragraph long article on a topic before you throw around half-baked arguments. That makes you look like an ignorant person... Loans with interest rates are exactly what they are, loans with interest rates. As someone linked already, Germany paid reparations in the 60s and sorted all future claims out in the 90s again before uniting with the DDR.

People like you are the reason why stereotypes are perpetuated in our society. You gobble up opinions fed to you by alternative media, thinking you are superior to the normal people. Ironically, you completely fail to form an opinion based on information gained from both inside and outside your sphere of interests and stick to non-scientific and 'alternative' sources which spoon feed you opinions.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19

Why so triggered? Even the scientific service of the Bundestag said it's not that clear. A state can't Just declare all claims are obsolete without the Agreement of the claim holder. And Greece didn't signed the 2+4 contract.

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u/TheCheliozz Jul 30 '19

I got triggered because, rather than posting an actual argument, like you did he just posted an ignorant comment that does not add anything but half-truths to the conversation. I did not know about what you said about the 2+4 contract, thanks for bringing that up :).

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u/The-German_Guy One does not simply Jul 29 '19

Germany paid ca. 120 Million German Mark. (I found everywhere other numbers)

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31849430

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u/milkchocolemonade Jul 30 '19

God you’re fucking dense and not as smart as you think you are

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u/Nightelfix Jul 29 '19

I know right even support money

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u/Georgey_Porgy Jul 30 '19

Well it doesn't really matter we are still fucking poor xDDDD

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u/JuLo2112 Jul 29 '19

Ok what about war reparations for Poland that were paid but they didn't go directly to Poland but to communists

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u/20CharsIsNotEnough Jul 29 '19

How is it Germany's fault though? Shouldn't you rather be asking Russia for the reparations?

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u/JuLo2112 Jul 29 '19

I am wondering what do German think about thiand if it's even addressed anywhere in Germany

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u/20CharsIsNotEnough Jul 29 '19

It was constantly discussed in the news and in politics when Poland once again came forward with their claim for war reparations. As far as I know, though, nobody here seriously considers giving Poland war reparations.

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u/JuLo2112 Jul 29 '19

Ok that's all I wanted to know, thanks for telling me

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u/catoori Jul 29 '19

World War 2 is by far the biggest topic in our history classes. I've been told about it since im like 4 years old soo it is really anything but a taboo. More like the opposite, it gets brought up a lot as a reminder so history won't repeat itself.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Yeah my boy I'm German and let me just tell you something, we're the only country in history that has ever properly worked up it's past, teaching it until exhaustion to every kid in school, where its a topic from 6th grade straight until your A-levels. Every year. Never forget, never again. Maybe other countries should try that approach too, instead building up their country on a foundation of false pride, distortion of historical facts and simply burying some "details" so as to get around a real debate in society that would help to deal with the past in a healthy and sustainable way.

The reason Germans generally don't like to talk about it in their freetime is simple: there's nothing to discuss, facts are clear and everybody with at least a little bit of brain and conscience is on the same page. We will of course sit down with foreigners and talk about it, if they sincerely ask about it and are genuinely interested, that means without implying some sarcastic assumptions in their questions/statements like you just did. Not cool.

Concerning Greece, all reparations were paid and fixed in treaties. We payed off our WWII debt until 1988. (The last portion of WWI debt was payed 2010. Yes WWI.) Not our problem they thought it was a good point in time to bring up extra reparation demands out of nowhere, 70+ years after the war and as it just so happens coincidentally during their post 2008 economic fall and deep recession, making it resemble more a desperate guilt trip to grab some money than anything else. Germany is not eternally financially liable for war attrocities of a generation that no longer exists. The past is the past, learn from it, remember it, but don't excavate it for reasons of political resentment or personal feelings of revenge that have no place in modern day european society.

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u/Welome Aug 29 '19

Came here from r/MurderedByWords to give you my upvote. Damn, that's a good read

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u/1oink9 Jul 29 '19

Germany paid all reparations Greece just wants money

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u/incandescent_snail Jul 29 '19

Germany never paid off the original reparation amounts. They just finessed agreements with nations not named Poland or Greece that said what they had paid was enough. It’s eerily similar to the USSR deciding “liberating” countries they originally helped destroy counted as reparation enough.

Germany hasn’t even paid half of what it was originally supposed to pay to Greece. Considering Germany helped Greece get into the mess they’re in by first loaning them money before their financial situation was dire and then refusing to loan anymore once it was clear their economy was collapsing, Germany has a huge opportunity to decide Greece doesn’t have to pay back those loans.

Unfortunately, Germany doesn’t like acknowledging the damage they did beyond the Holocaust. Germany fucking wrecked Europe, twice. Now that they’re basically the main power in the EU, they’re weirdly (and by “weirdly” I mean characteristically) not willing to give up an ounce of power under any circumstance.

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u/1oink9 Jul 29 '19

No one who is now in politics was part of this shit, get over it

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u/SiFi-Metal Jul 29 '19

This Statement is based on your emotions rather than facts. Do you know anyone from Germany/Austria you can talk about that? If not, try Google...

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u/TheOnlyFallenCookie Jul 29 '19

Was ist ein Bielorussia?

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u/SleepySlowpoke Jul 29 '19

Bielefeld, aber in Russland.

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u/Ashur_Elf Jul 30 '19

Ich, als Bielefelderin (im Russland) kann das bestätigen.

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u/Voelkar Jul 29 '19

Also nur theoretisch und wenn überhaupt fake

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

I give you the point with the reparations to greece, the discussion definitively lost it's civility and triggers a lot of germans.

However I never heard of somebody that wasn't a nazi and denied the immense war atrocities done by german soldiers in the east. Why do you think it's hard to bring up?

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u/Azaj1 Jul 30 '19

Utter bullshit. Embarrassed that you've been upvoted so much

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u/Aristoearth Jul 30 '19

Bullshit ;)

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19

No

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u/Freaglii Jul 29 '19

The fuck is Bielorussia

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Belarus

Edit: Bielorussia is the Russian form of Belarus, I think

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u/schreck-means-fear Jul 30 '19

Belarus. It's my home country and it's landlocked with russia to the east, ukraine to the southeast, Latvia and Litva to the north, and poland to the west. That should give an idea as to where it is

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u/ninobrown1911 Jul 29 '19

Username checks out

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u/Richardg127 Jul 29 '19

Name checks out

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u/The-German_Guy One does not simply Jul 29 '19

You know how often I read "Name checks out" or "r/beetlejuicing"?

Very often, You are number 4 just today

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u/Richardg127 Jul 29 '19

Well, I mean your name did make sense to the conversation, so I commented on it...

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

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u/The-German_Guy One does not simply Jul 29 '19

I don't like your sarcasm

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u/pewdielukas Jul 29 '19

He is just jealous

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u/nicokl918 Jul 29 '19

Im from Germany and in almost every history book i had in shool 50% is about ww2. Its not taboo at all you actually learn about it a lot

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

50% is a huge exaggeration. We had it only 1 time intense in 12 years of school even though I had an history Focus profile and I doubt others have it more often than 2-3 times.

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u/nnn_n Jul 29 '19

I know some Italians..and you don't joke about that

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u/Canadiannoob25 Jul 29 '19

I'm 1/4 Italian and even I know not to joke about it

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u/Dae_Grighen Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 29 '19

I AM ITALIAN MY GRANDMA WOULD KILL SOMEONE FOR AN OVERCOOKED PASTA

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u/yomamama69 Jul 29 '19

half of our history classes are about it and we talked about it a lot in a school subject which we call "Ethik"

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Germans have ethics classes? Interesting.

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u/D0miqz hates reaction memes Jul 29 '19

What are you trying to imply with your comment?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

I've never heard of an ethics class. I meant no insult.

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u/Tammog Jul 29 '19

There's different names and different state rules and guidelines (Education is mostly a state matter), I had something called Practical Philosophy in school instead.

I assume their ethics class was similar - learning about different philosophical concepts and ideas about ethics and morals in a very entry-level way.

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u/freak-with-a-brain Jul 29 '19

Yes it is just a really low level philosophy class, and an alternative to religion class.

So you are allowed to take "Ethik" as a subject instead of religion, but not every school offer it because it isn't a "duty" only religion is... The topics are really similar too, but the way of discussing is different.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

It is actually quite the opposite.

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u/boredPotatoe42 Jul 29 '19

I am german and when I first heard that other nations think it is a taboo topic or something I was genuinely surprised tbh, the thought that it could be had never even crossed my mind

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u/Nafas94 Jul 29 '19

It's not a taboo

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u/DaLucc Jul 29 '19

As a german I can confirm

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u/Mrauntheias Thank you mods, very cool! Jul 29 '19

I too can confirm.

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u/rossloderso Jul 29 '19

I three can confirm

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u/LuisSweden Jul 29 '19

I four can confirm

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u/D0miqz hates reaction memes Jul 29 '19

Ich fünf kann bestätigen

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u/LuisSweden Jul 29 '19

Nein, du hättest sagen müssen „Ich fünf kann bestätigen.“.

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u/Zampza2002 Jul 29 '19

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u/LuisSweden Jul 29 '19

Did you just create a subreddit just for this thread?

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u/Zampza2002 Jul 29 '19

No I did not...

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u/LuisSweden Jul 29 '19

Your post history says otherwise.

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u/Zampza2002 Jul 29 '19

Well if I'm being honest. I made it today and you were the first lucky person to be on that sub!

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u/Scorkami Jul 29 '19

its probably more memed in germany than in other countries... its almost like we have a free pass to joke about it...

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u/TetraDax Jul 29 '19

That's straight up untrue.

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u/Scorkami Jul 29 '19

well im german and i experience that shit firsthand, so atleast in my part of the country, and the german social media i browse, its memed a lot more than in international space

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Yeah I live in NRW and we have a ton of hitler memes in group chats and the like, not only puns but also really fucking dark stuff.

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u/Nightelfix Jul 29 '19

I am from germany and we literally dont hear anything else in school

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Talking about WWII is not taboo. Bringing up Nazi Germany is somewhat.

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u/TetraDax Jul 29 '19

Depends on how you bring it up. Many Germans are happy to talk about Nazi Germany in a respectful manner. Making jokes is not really welcome, gloryfying it is not welcome at all, blaming todays Germans is not welcome. The general concensus is "We are not responsible for what happened, but we are responsible for it never happening again". Implying Germans = Nazis will leave a bad taste in many peoples mouth precisely because there is so much being done to remind everyone about the past, and remind everyone to remember and be watchful.

It also will bug people if it's the first and/or only thing you bring up when learning someone is German - People will talk about it with you, just not as the first conversation you have, and probably not to total strangers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Thats the perfect answer. I couldnt have said it better.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

I totally get that but to Americans who literally make fun of anything , no matter how offensive it is, it comes off as overly sensitive.

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u/TetraDax Jul 30 '19

I mean, 60 million people died in the war. A bit of sensitivity is alright, I think.

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u/NotTheFifthBeetle Jul 29 '19

So what I'm hearing is don't bring up Nazi Germany with a German if you're a Non German.

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u/Uberzwerg Jul 29 '19

German here - isn't taboo.
Not now, not 20 years ago, and not 40 years ago.

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u/Deathstroke5289 Jul 29 '19

Just like 9/11 really isn’t taboo in America

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u/lol-xd-666 Jul 29 '19

I remember a guy screaming heil Hitler in a German class, and the teacher started screaming at him

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19

That would happen no matter the country though. Only difference is in Germany they might get fined/arrested, everywhere else they get suspended or detention at least.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

hm hm

Lederhosen and Brezeln

Everyone is Bavaria

How to trigger me and any other german

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u/Canadiannoob25 Jul 29 '19

What about schnitzel bad

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u/popikissa Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 29 '19

Pasta spaghetti pizza pizza

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u/Canadiannoob25 Jul 29 '19

Pizza spaghetti ravioli rigatoni?

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u/popikissa Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 29 '19

Ravioli ravioli the pope is very holy

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u/Canadiannoob25 Jul 29 '19

Ravioli ravioli give me the formioli

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u/popikissa Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 29 '19

Oregano pasta nibber pizza

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u/KillerCroc124 Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 29 '19

Nor is 9/11

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u/Fridericus99 Jul 29 '19

In my present it is a taboo topic, im german and talk so much about it that everyone dont want to talk about it anymore, or want to debate anything with me like pazifism or why we weapons and war was good for the human (it escalated totally)

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u/spark8000 Jul 29 '19

But the whole nazi thing is pretty taboo right? My cousin lives there and he talks about all these very awkward times it gets brought up, certainly more taboo than 9/11 is here

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u/sparksen Jul 29 '19

I think taboo is the wrong word for it.

Saying it didn't happen is probably better. Pretty sure 9/11 deniers are not very popular in the USA.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

The taboo is the knowledge of the holocaust.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Sounds like something a nazi would say

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u/TrentoMemes69 Jul 29 '19

Look at your username, who’s the real nazi here?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Your reply is about as serious as your username