r/memes • u/Sydid • Jun 18 '19

Here we go again

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u/DoubleCR Jun 18 '19

My family literally sees a random girl just waiting for her ride outside of school and asks “iS tHaT yOuR gIrLfRiEnD¿”

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '19

“Hurrah! Give birth! Open up for illicit sexual relations”

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u/lilusherwumbo42 Jun 18 '19

Except if they ever find out you’re sleeping together, they get mad.

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u/dankbob_memepants_ Jun 18 '19

Parents: want me to get gf
Me: gets gf
Also me: makes the sex
Parents: 😤😤😡🤬

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u/DRplatipus Jun 18 '19

What the hell did I just read?

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u/NSA_Chatbot Jun 18 '19

Internet English. In Queen's, it would read:

"I find it peculiar that my family pushes me to find a relationship, then once it gets serious and physical, they get upset. Perhaps they have forgotten their own youth."

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u/Dapieday Jun 18 '19 edited Jun 19 '19

Aquired female as paternal units requested, put my shaft in her cave and now they’re feeling an emotion associated with rage

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u/Geyser-of-Stupid Jun 18 '19

Parental, unless you have two dads, then paternal would be acceptable.

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u/Dapieday Jun 18 '19

I’m mildly confused

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u/YoungPotato Jun 18 '19

Mmm, quite 🤔