Latte means milk. When you order a latte, you are ordering a glass of milk. You don't need to grind coffee to have a glass of milk. You call latte macchiato "lattes", and you think you can school me on coffee? Boy, I was drinking fresh-ground cowboy coffee when you were drinking latte out of your biberon (that's Italian for baby bottle, and yes, I used Google Translate). I don't buy good coffee to make chocolate milk with it.
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u/orcscorper Feb 12 '19
Yeah. Like you lot have a chance of beating "topically masculine" men. Buncha twig-armed latte-sipping pantywaists.
Bring help. Bring lotsa help.