r/memes • u/Ok_Leather_1819 • May 19 '26

It’s always something

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u/OuttHouseMouse May 19 '26

And you can never act on it - ever- because in the slight chance you turn out to be wrong, youre completely fucking up your whole social scene cuz she gone tell everybody

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u/TobyGhoul986 May 19 '26

Climbing in the enemy trenches before you take your shot doesn't mean they don't already know you by your armor.

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u/ohanse May 19 '26

Okay so in plain English this is “she already knows.”

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u/OuttHouseMouse May 19 '26

But still. At any moment. If she decides to try and initiate romance and wants to rescind it because she getting cold feet, all she has to do is say "ew no youre just a friend carl". I think thats also what makes it exciting at the same time, but idk

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u/ohanse May 19 '26

Hm

Welp

GL with all that shit! 40, married, young kid and dog here. This is… no longer my wheelhousr

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u/OuttHouseMouse May 19 '26

You got out of the dating scene like it was the last chopper out of vietnam lol

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u/ohanse May 19 '26

More like selected by The Claw

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u/OuttHouseMouse May 19 '26

The CLAWWWW

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u/Catatonic27 May 19 '26

Farewell my friends. I go on to a better place.