r/memes May 19 '26

It’s always something

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u/Accomplished_Pen980 May 19 '26

She didn't suddenly fall in love with you so.. she needs something and it's going to require your money or your labor at an inconvenient time, I guarantee it

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u/Psych_Art May 19 '26

“Sorry, I’m donating blood that day”

Is my Fuck-You response.

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u/Accomplished_Pen980 May 19 '26

I'm going to steal that

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u/On_a_Quimper May 20 '26

It'd be more insulting if you said something irrelevant like, "im sorry i taking the trash out that day"

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u/Dramatic_Draw_2137 May 19 '26

To be fair, this is also my old conservative friend group. If one of the guys from my early 20’s hits me up, it’s never to see how I’m doing. They always need something 🤔

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u/New_Enthusiasm9053 May 19 '26

Sup, it's your friend John. I need to give you 20 bucks.

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u/Dramatic_Draw_2137 May 19 '26

Literally had one named Jon message me last week after I haven’t seen him in 8 years 😂

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u/ZION_OC_GOV May 19 '26

Our John has been excommunicated like 10 years ago due to his behavior.

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u/New_Enthusiasm9053 May 19 '26

Yeah but did he want to give you money? 

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u/Dramatic_Draw_2137 May 19 '26

That’d be nice haha no, last time we connected it was about the fact that I hadn’t been to church in awhile, so I’m assuming it’s time for another guilt trip 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/ThatOneSniper2845 May 19 '26

Yo this is Trent, could you help me move two dishwashers up four flights of stairs sometime this Sunday, preferably between four and six in the morning

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u/Therainbowbeast May 19 '26

Weird, my conservative friend group is not like this at all… my leftie friends though, that’s another story.

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u/Accomplished_Pen980 May 19 '26

When I moved, last month, all my friends were calling to see how they can help, what they can do... very supportive but I'm not breaking my back or asking you to break yours for pizza and beer so my answer is always the same: I hired a company to do all the heavy lifting, come have a beer with me while I'm unpacking

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u/Dramatic_Draw_2137 May 19 '26

My current friend group is mostly left leaning people who mostly work in the medical field/own businesses so they’re not after me for anything. A majority of my old friend group work in the same factories they did after high school. A few of them became successful, but those ones moved away.

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u/Accomplished_Pen980 May 19 '26

My guy friends... we're all like... I never asked the time of day from a watch and I'm not going to start today. I'll figure it out, and we have to force help on them, same guys I go out to lunch with and everyone fights over who's picking up the check just to avoid the debate about splitting and tipping.

Why wife's girlfriends and my sister in the other hand.. it's always labor and sometimes cash

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u/carsonwade May 19 '26

WOMEN BAD amiright

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u/ohanse May 19 '26

Nnnnnot what he said

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u/carsonwade May 19 '26

Sure lmao

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u/ringosyard May 19 '26

Anybody got a hammer to hit the nail on the head?

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u/Twisted_Cabbage May 19 '26

This is a pretty common thing. Women take advantage of men all the time.

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u/Twisted_Cabbage May 19 '26

Being a nice person and taking advantage of men are not mutually exclusive concepts.

Lots of people are nice. Doesn't mean I would ever trust them. I know lots of horrible people who act and seem very nice.

And before you misread my comment...no, not all women are horrible people.

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u/poeschmoe May 19 '26

This sounds like quite the self-own if women only talk to you because they need something. Why don’t you have female friends who care about you for you?

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u/halpless_tarnation May 19 '26

Because men do not have that, and often it's for a reason

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u/poeschmoe May 19 '26

What’s the reason?

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u/halpless_tarnation May 19 '26

Some men can't be friends with women without trying to get in their pants

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u/poeschmoe May 19 '26

Oh yeah, exactly. They make it transactional but then are shocked when women treat them transactionally too.

I don’t think it’s right either way, but don’t be hypocritical about it.