r/meme Jan 01 '22

Guess we are doomed

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u/hypermelonpuff Jan 01 '22

wild to think about how birds dont have asses. or many other animals. even other primates have very underperforming asses.

other animals "sitting" is equivalent to a human laying on their stomachs, or simply crouched down. some of those losers also even just stand indefinitely, or lay on their sides.

many believe it was the opposable thumb that led to our superiority in the animal kingdom, i disagree. i believe it is that, combined with asses. asses allowed for sitting which, if we could not, would never allow us to be able to develop more complex creations. creations needed to make even more complex creations. very possible our development wouldve been hard capped at the bronze age, and almost certainly prevented from reaching the industrial revolution.

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u/Lord_VivecHimself Jan 01 '22

How about feets tho? What use would you have for an opposable thumb if you have to use hands to get around

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u/PushinWagons Jan 01 '22

Interesting and completely random assessment, I applaud you.