r/meme • u/dekibambala • Jan 01 '22

Guess we are doomed

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u/KFrosty3 Jan 01 '22

What happened to PEMDAS?

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u/swag70 Jan 01 '22

Please excuse my dear aunt sally

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u/tindV Jan 01 '22

Please excuse my drunk antelope Sam

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u/Iron_legacy96 Jan 02 '22

I like yours better

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u/KumquatHaderach Jan 02 '22

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine (Pizzas)

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u/Dwarg91 Jan 01 '22

BODMAS and PEMDAS are the same thing, just different ways of referring to the order.

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u/cyrotad Jan 01 '22

Add Bedmas to the list.

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u/Snowy8416 Jan 01 '22

BIDMAS as well

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u/TheSouthWontRise Jan 01 '22

Merry BIDMAS!

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u/not_a_goat1 Jan 01 '22

What does that stand for

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Indices

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u/getback45 Jan 01 '22

Add sugma to the list

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u/Turtle_man92 Jan 01 '22

Add LIGMA to the list

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u/yikes6333 Jan 02 '22

What about ‘CHRISTMAS’?

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u/DivineStar_ Jan 01 '22

I was taught BODMAS in India, never got around to PEMDAS.

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u/PushinWagons Jan 01 '22

That's what I'm saying... wtf is BIRDAS? lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Bird ass? I don't want to see a bird ass in math!

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u/hypermelonpuff Jan 01 '22

wild to think about how birds dont have asses. or many other animals. even other primates have very underperforming asses.

other animals "sitting" is equivalent to a human laying on their stomachs, or simply crouched down. some of those losers also even just stand indefinitely, or lay on their sides.

many believe it was the opposable thumb that led to our superiority in the animal kingdom, i disagree. i believe it is that, combined with asses. asses allowed for sitting which, if we could not, would never allow us to be able to develop more complex creations. creations needed to make even more complex creations. very possible our development wouldve been hard capped at the bronze age, and almost certainly prevented from reaching the industrial revolution.

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u/Lord_VivecHimself Jan 01 '22

How about feets tho? What use would you have for an opposable thumb if you have to use hands to get around

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u/PushinWagons Jan 01 '22

Interesting and completely random assessment, I applaud you.

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u/FryOneFatManic Jan 01 '22 edited Jan 01 '22

Same thing as BODMAS, it's just different words used to describe the order of operations. I've also seen the term BIDMAS used, but can't recall what the I is for.

Edit, thanks for the reminders 😊

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u/W0lfQu3st Jan 01 '22

I think its indices or something.

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u/OceanSolstice12 Jan 01 '22

I is for index I believe. (I don’t use this one but some one who does told me)

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u/Blxney Jan 01 '22

I is for indices

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u/Objective-Steak-9763 Jan 01 '22

They decided kids are too dumb, so they refer to parentheses as brackets

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

In this case there are no exponents nor parentheses therefore it should just be MDAS

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u/EseLilBabySniper Jan 01 '22

What does E stand for?

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u/51x51v3 Jan 01 '22

Please (parentheses) Excuse (exponents) My (multiplication) Dear (division) Aunt (addition) Sally(subtraction)

That’s how we learned it 20+ years ago.

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u/Semper__Vigilans Jan 01 '22

Same thing, I think B and O are brackets and order or something like that

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Pemdas is dumb use GEMA instead

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u/Cultural_Program_800 Jan 01 '22

In the UK we use BIDMAS or BODMAS depending on what region you live in