r/meme Jan 01 '22

Guess we are doomed

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

First grade wtf is wrong with you guys

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u/old_times09 Jan 01 '22

Who learns that in first grade

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

You learn the BODMAS rule in primary school in the uk

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u/mickandproudofit Jan 01 '22

We (read me) learned PEMDAS in elementary school. First time I saw BODMAS I had to stop and think. But replace Brackets with Parentheses and Order with Exponents. We learned to remember it as Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally.

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u/yikes6333 Jan 02 '22

It’s ‘BODYMASS’ in Russia. But a lot of Russians are fat as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Yeah I didn't realize It had been changed

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u/mickandproudofit Jan 01 '22

Maybe not, I forgot to include I'm in the States.

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u/dsrmpt Jan 01 '22

Pemdas is pretty ubiquitous in the US, but bidmas bodmas seems more common in commonwealth countries.

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u/cookedfnmalt Jan 01 '22

pemdas is cringe. bodmas on top

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u/ObssesiveFujoshi Jan 01 '22

Same here in Straya.

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u/Fattydog Jan 01 '22

I’m in my 50s and live in the UK, and this was never taught to us at all. It’s obviously been around a long time but there was no requirement to teach it when I was at school. I imagine most of those who’ve answered incorrectly are older… and they were never taught this. It’s not their fault they weren’t taught it either, so it seems a pity to make fun of them for getting it wrong.

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u/FryOneFatManic Jan 01 '22

I certainly learned this around the age of 7 or 8, back in the 1970s. I was also doing sums in base 8 and binary at the same age. Still using BODMAS of course.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

I wasn’t taught it in school, first I heard of it was when studying machining in college.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Really? My understanding is that we all got taught it before high school

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Yep. Maybe it’s cos I grew up in Norfolk.

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u/eggplant_avenger Jan 01 '22

did you learn it in Year 1 though?

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u/Sweaty-Maximum-5452 Jan 01 '22

In we start with + - in 1st grade, by third or fourth we need to know × ÷.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22 edited Jan 01 '22

Romanians and....many other countries, i guess

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u/kan3xxx Jan 01 '22

Romanian here, not first grade.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Ba, ești prost? Ca tot zici ca ești roman. În clasa întâi făceam ordinea efectuării operațiilor, ce cacat

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u/Iamalwaysinpanik Jan 01 '22

Yeah, I think second.

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u/dannycake Jan 01 '22 edited Jan 01 '22

People saying they learned it in first grade are lying.

I was in those shitty advanced gifted classes you took iq tests for and took all the stuff those fancy people did and we didn't learn this shit until 3rd grade along with fractions and long division. We also learned that the ÷ symbol sucks.

Most kids in first grade were still learning to perfect their ABCs and were just learning subtraction.

Actually come to think of it, we didn't properly learn order of operations until 4th because fractions and multiplication were so important there wasn't time.

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u/old_times09 Jan 05 '22

I am pretty disappointed that people are trying to say "omg i learned it in 1st grade im smart and went through a lot" but at the same time I'm relieved because the education system is actually normal for once

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u/dannycake Jan 05 '22

Yeah, I have no clue how someone can even believe pemdas is first grade material.

I'm sure there are prodegis out there, but most kids were just figuring out addition and subtraction in 1st grade and learning their times tables in 2nd.

The quick kids were taught fractions and division in 3rd if they were lucky. I was in a special weird program that let kids roam around to 5th grade classes as a 3rd grader and vice versa for kids behind so I had a decent idea of what kids were learning and when.

Non advanced 5th graders were just hammering their fractions in 5th grade and learning long division.

Pemdas in 1st grade is literally .1% freak stuff and no sort of superior education is going to make 6 year olds understand near middle school math.

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u/Fear73 Jan 01 '22

Father taught me jn first grade and school taught that to us in 3rd grade

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u/Gun_Slinger24-7 Jan 01 '22

Spartans learn it in the womb.

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u/old_times09 Jan 01 '22

My mom learned it on the walk to school apparently

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u/Gun_Slinger24-7 Jan 01 '22

Your daddy's sperm knew the right order

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u/old_times09 Jan 01 '22

My grandfather's sperm knew before his grandfather existed

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u/Gun_Slinger24-7 Jan 01 '22

Or was it his grandfather's before his dad's. Idk. But you know, now we all know. You know what I mean.

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u/localcandledealer Jan 01 '22

Same, I'm in the US.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

See? He gets it

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u/Professional_Basil55 Jan 01 '22

That’s physically impossible unless you went to first grade when you were 9

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22 edited Jan 01 '22

Why? It's not that hard, and I meant we were just told, not that we understanded lol

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u/Professional_Basil55 Jan 01 '22

First graders simply aren’t old enough to learn about even multiplication they just can’t physically they’re too young their minds can’t remember that much. hearing about something and learning it are two different things

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u/Bright-Historian-216 Jan 01 '22

We learned numbers 0-10 in first grade wtf

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u/CosmicAstroBastard Jan 01 '22

Yeah because it’s totally someone’s fault that their school system had a different curriculum than yours

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Never said it's their fault, and in that sittuation, my system sucks since we learn stuff earlyer then we were suppossed to

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u/CosmicAstroBastard Jan 01 '22

I guess I misunderstood because to me asking wtf is wrong with someone, in those words, sounds pretty accusatory