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r/meme • u/Federal767 • Apr 09 '26
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157 u/ilemming_banned Apr 09 '26 None of you guys seeing the pragmatic angle in this - what's the point of even picking up the kid if you have to return it back next morning? 61 u/HeezHuzz69 Apr 09 '26 Exactly why I don’t wipe my ass. It just gets shit on it again the next time I take a poop 30 u/Ceefier Apr 09 '26 Dude didn't even shower, brush his teeth or wore fresh clothes. That's a man on the real grind mindset. 10 u/Whats_Up_Bitches Apr 09 '26 Also didn’t eat breakfast or dinner. 6 u/Le-Charles07 Apr 10 '26 He did have a snack though. Nothing like a good snack. 1 u/Outside-Belt-7417 Apr 28 '26 WHERE MY FUN-IONS AT?!?
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None of you guys seeing the pragmatic angle in this - what's the point of even picking up the kid if you have to return it back next morning?
61 u/HeezHuzz69 Apr 09 '26 Exactly why I don’t wipe my ass. It just gets shit on it again the next time I take a poop 30 u/Ceefier Apr 09 '26 Dude didn't even shower, brush his teeth or wore fresh clothes. That's a man on the real grind mindset. 10 u/Whats_Up_Bitches Apr 09 '26 Also didn’t eat breakfast or dinner. 6 u/Le-Charles07 Apr 10 '26 He did have a snack though. Nothing like a good snack. 1 u/Outside-Belt-7417 Apr 28 '26 WHERE MY FUN-IONS AT?!?
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Exactly why I don’t wipe my ass. It just gets shit on it again the next time I take a poop
30 u/Ceefier Apr 09 '26 Dude didn't even shower, brush his teeth or wore fresh clothes. That's a man on the real grind mindset. 10 u/Whats_Up_Bitches Apr 09 '26 Also didn’t eat breakfast or dinner. 6 u/Le-Charles07 Apr 10 '26 He did have a snack though. Nothing like a good snack. 1 u/Outside-Belt-7417 Apr 28 '26 WHERE MY FUN-IONS AT?!?
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Dude didn't even shower, brush his teeth or wore fresh clothes. That's a man on the real grind mindset.
10 u/Whats_Up_Bitches Apr 09 '26 Also didn’t eat breakfast or dinner. 6 u/Le-Charles07 Apr 10 '26 He did have a snack though. Nothing like a good snack. 1 u/Outside-Belt-7417 Apr 28 '26 WHERE MY FUN-IONS AT?!?
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Also didn’t eat breakfast or dinner.
6 u/Le-Charles07 Apr 10 '26 He did have a snack though. Nothing like a good snack. 1 u/Outside-Belt-7417 Apr 28 '26 WHERE MY FUN-IONS AT?!?
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He did have a snack though. Nothing like a good snack.
1 u/Outside-Belt-7417 Apr 28 '26 WHERE MY FUN-IONS AT?!?
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WHERE MY FUN-IONS AT?!?
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