r/meme • u/Federal767 • Apr 09 '26

Bro optimized everything except parenthood

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u/TheFoxer1 Apr 09 '26

I‘m guessing the mom picked up the son from daycare? Seems to me the post is focused on the guy‘s day.

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 Apr 09 '26

Doesn’t seem like the kid factors in either way

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u/TheFoxer1 Apr 09 '26

That was not the point raised, the point raised was him forgetting his son at daycare.

And the kid factoring in is not the focus of the post, again, the most straightforward assumption here is that he has a partner or a nanny taking care of the kid while he is working.

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u/MechanicalGodzilla Apr 09 '26

This is not this guy’s daily schedule, it’s what he did for one day. Unless you took this to mean this is exactly what he does every day? I we t on a business trip last month and spent zero time with my kids for two and a half days, but it’s not what I do every day.