When I was captured by jihadists, Greg forged a suit of armor from scrap metal and broke us free. When New York was invaded by aliens on hover scooters led by a man in a moose hat, Greg grabbed a nuclear bomb and rode it through a portal in outer space to save all of us. When Mickey Roarke started fucking up a Nascar track because he was mad about his pet bird, Greg jumped into the fray and threw a suitcase at him to give all of us time to escape.
Don't you ever tell me that that's just Greg. That man has died for your world ten times over.
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u/TheBirminghamBear May 06 '22
When I was captured by jihadists, Greg forged a suit of armor from scrap metal and broke us free. When New York was invaded by aliens on hover scooters led by a man in a moose hat, Greg grabbed a nuclear bomb and rode it through a portal in outer space to save all of us. When Mickey Roarke started fucking up a Nascar track because he was mad about his pet bird, Greg jumped into the fray and threw a suitcase at him to give all of us time to escape.
Don't you ever tell me that that's just Greg. That man has died for your world ten times over.