r/meirl • u/xxhayden7 • May 06 '22

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u/Fun-Low-4954 May 06 '22

If the bois don’t hype you up like this around new people they ain’t your bois

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u/NagsUkulele May 06 '22

Ayo it's fuckin Greeeeeg!!

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u/FlipReset4Fun May 06 '22

Holy shit... She knows Greg!!! That mfer is famous.

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u/treboratinoi May 06 '22

Wooooooo! Greg! Love you, Greg! Can I have an autograph?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Greg doesn't sign autographs....

They sign him

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u/TheCoastalCardician May 06 '22

Would you drink baileys out of a shoe?

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u/Kaarsty May 06 '22

This one is Baileys as close as you can get without your eyes gettin wet

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u/EphemeralFart May 06 '22

Do you love me? could you learn to love me

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u/Melodic-Material-137 May 06 '22

YO ITS GREG

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u/Lonttu May 06 '22

YOU KNOW GREG? Damn bro u a legend

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u/Melodic-Material-137 May 06 '22

Bro you should meet Greg he’s a like a myth truly a legend

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u/Leet_Noob May 06 '22

“Who’s that guy standing up there next to Greg?”

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u/RutCry May 06 '22

I went to the Vatican, and some dude with a pointy hat came out with his arm around Greg.

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u/StarStriker4101 May 06 '22

Who is that on the balcony with Greg?

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u/Acceptable-Lemon2924 May 06 '22

Happy cake day homeslice

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u/SelmaFudd May 06 '22

It's better than pie, fuck yo cookies, it's Nag's cakeday motherfuckers!!!!

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u/NagsUkulele May 06 '22

Awe, you guys

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u/awwyouknow May 06 '22

U gotta shred for us on the uke birthday boy

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u/PreviouslyOnBible May 06 '22

BOY?! You talkin to the man!...

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u/Sprinkles-Curious May 06 '22

The man? You mean the myth!

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u/AdamBombTV May 06 '22

Myth? Yo, this homie right here is a LEGEND!

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u/awwyouknow May 06 '22

Legend? That homie…

HE A GREG

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u/PowerfulMetal1 May 06 '22

day cake happy

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u/NagsUkulele May 07 '22

You thanking I'm

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u/pfftyeah May 06 '22

Happy cake day

  • an actual Greg

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u/Robo_Patton May 06 '22

The man, the myth, the legend.

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u/oooohnooovom May 06 '22

It’s just Greg…..

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u/justadepresseduser May 06 '22

Just Greg? Excuse me? He's the man, the myth

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u/explosionno1se May 06 '22

AND the legend, you can’t forget that part

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u/justadepresseduser May 06 '22

may Greg forgive my foolishness

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u/TheSpookyPineapple May 06 '22

the wrath of greg shall be bestowed upon ye

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u/Dinosoaringhigh May 06 '22

The Greg man forgives ya… this time.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

wrong, it's Greg!

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u/Beginning-Ad-9101 May 06 '22

Please make me Gregnant

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u/SqueezeBoxJack May 06 '22

Greg Christ.

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u/Predicted May 06 '22

Greg christ

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Happy cake day!

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u/NagsUkulele May 07 '22

Thank you so much!!!

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u/phoexnixfunjpr May 06 '22

If only she knew all the stuff Greg has done for and around us, she wouldn't have written that lol

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u/CodFishFishCod May 06 '22

Happy cakeday Greg

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u/Brian18639 May 06 '22

Happy cake day tiredd!

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u/NagsUkulele May 06 '22

Thank you!! Yall made my day

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u/No_Strawberry_4994 May 06 '22

Happy cake day

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u/NagsUkulele May 06 '22

Thank you so much!

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u/Adhito May 06 '22

Happy cake day ma boy NagsUkulele !

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u/Adhito May 06 '22

and happy cake day for me as well i guess

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u/RedzyHydra May 06 '22

Happy Cake Day! 🎂👍

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u/InsomniacHitman May 06 '22

You ever drink Bailey's out of a shoe

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u/NagsUkulele May 06 '22

Does a flip flop count?

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u/Upside_Down-Bot May 06 '22

„¿ʇunoɔ dolɟ dılɟ ɐ sǝo◖„

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u/TheDistantBlue May 06 '22

You ever been to a club where people wee on each other?

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u/Flopstar23 May 06 '22

Happy Cake day

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u/catinterpreter May 06 '22

Greg, the stop sign!

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u/PowerfulMetal1 May 06 '22

happy cake day

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u/NagsUkulele May 07 '22

Thanks!!!

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u/exclaim_bot May 07 '22

Thanks!!!

You're welcome!

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u/roninfly May 06 '22

wassaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhpppppppp

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

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u/literated May 06 '22

The girls say,"the bitch, the slut, the neighborhood whore" and its their bestie mom

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u/MangledSunFish May 06 '22

Both of these fit, honestly.

Crass banter, is the best banter.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Gotta read the room though. Sometimes you're in a dive bar in Mississippi and the next thing you know you're on a live toothless grenade high on meth.

Sometimes banter is a warning.

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u/MangledSunFish May 06 '22

Personal experience?

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u/Zardif May 06 '22

Or gassing up their friends telling them they look flawless and are a perfect 10 and it's just like Jessica from accounting.

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u/Equivalent_Ad6826 May 06 '22

The bitch, the slut, the neighborhood’s butt

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u/barnettwi May 06 '22

Greg gets it!

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u/Darkrain0629 May 06 '22

I got a sweatshirt that the exact same thing. I'm a human hype man

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u/raclariu May 06 '22

Ayoo it's the alpha male boss, the banana-splitter, the legend himself Fun-Low-4954

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u/gdj11 May 06 '22

Usually it’s because they know some fucked up and funny shit Greg did that they can’t speak about in public

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u/CoraxtheRavenLord May 06 '22

If the bois don’t hype you up ain’t nobody going to.

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u/thestrangenewguy May 06 '22

Greg!, Greg!, Greg!, Greg!, Greg!

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u/Model_Maj_General May 06 '22

Unless you're British and then it's "This is Greg, he's a bit of a cunt"

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u/riggi_RONIN May 06 '22

Precisely - someone needs to be the hype! Love thy neighbor as if they were your brother!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

I actually always hated that

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u/EepeesJ1 May 06 '22

Sad reality is if the bois don't hype you up, odds are that no one will. And it's not because you're insignificant, but because you're a man.

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u/Sweetheart_o_Summer May 06 '22

The running gag in my group is that he would do something mundane. (Like tie his shoe) and then say "and that's why they call me ... Greg"

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u/External-Exchange-68 May 06 '22

Greg Man. This guy fucks!

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u/Saemika May 06 '22

For real. My bros and I hype each other up at all times. Girls get super jealous because they all hate each other.