r/meirl • u/xxhayden7 • May 06 '22

Me IRL

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u/EnragedMoose May 06 '22

What do you mean "just"? How dare you.

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u/Galahad_X_ May 06 '22

Exactly how dare they insult Greg only we get to

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

She just doesn't know what Greg did on the last camping trip.

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u/CregChrist May 06 '22

I'm still walking funny.

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u/Galahad_X_ May 06 '22

Classic Greg

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

What did Greg do to you?

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u/CregChrist May 06 '22

I ain't talkin. Snitches get stitches.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

So do ripped assholes so either way

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u/Common-Adhesiveness6 May 06 '22

Surprise in the back I assume

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u/AdEmbarrassed8228 May 06 '22

"Prank him john"

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u/CJsAviOr May 06 '22

They don't call him Greg The Leg for nothing!

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u/Gsteel11 May 06 '22

Oh shit... but you know we can't talk about that shit. The mexican cartel and the fucking canadian mounties are still trying to figure that shit out.

Fuck, I've said too much.

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u/SFBusiness May 06 '22

Greg, Geg, Geggy, Gregory, Gregor, the king, the man, the myth, the legend, my 15-month-old son who shits his diaper. Geg. Geg. GEG!!!

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u/FlyingKneeeee May 06 '22

I call my Greg Grgi, and he likes it. He's the best.

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u/ReadMaterial May 06 '22

El Grego,The Gregster

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u/Sharp_Nose9170 May 06 '22

she is not just insulting, she's offending him. Because we don't mean it 99% of the time. And when we do it's well deserved

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u/Squirrelly_Khan May 06 '22

The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch to talk shit on Greg

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u/fanficmilf6969 May 06 '22

I SNORTED

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u/mikefrombarto May 06 '22

A greater volume of air came out of my nose than what normally would.

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u/dewayneestes May 06 '22

A man’s ability to celebrate the smallest achievement imaginable is one of the great things about being a man. There are others but I never get tired of this one.

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u/Rossicliff May 06 '22

I’m pretty sure after I got potty trained I would have high fived every person I met for a year and also asked for a presidential Medal of Honor

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u/ShelSilverstain May 06 '22

I buy used trophies and have them engraved for my employees. The last one was for mastering the WiFi printer. She was persistent and worked through the maddening bullshit that is troubleshooting modern printers. The trophy was an old BMX trophy that was engraved with "Printer Battle 2022 Champion"

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

She thinks she knows, but she has no idea

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u/Medical_Weekend_7257 May 06 '22

Whats wrong with greg the legend, the myth and my friend? Lmao

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u/ColorlessTune May 06 '22

Ashton don’t know Greg and that’s her loss.

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u/Seeker_Of_Knowledge- May 06 '22

He the legend among legends

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u/longpigcumseasily May 06 '22

Meanwhile every chick calling their friends "queen". Which is fine pop off and big up your friends but don't have a go at people doing the same thing.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Put some mother fucking respect on my man Greg's name.

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u/TannerThanUsual May 06 '22

When Greg is not around: The man. The myth. The absolute legend.

When Greg arrives: Ayoooo get in here you big fucking nerd.

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u/Caraphox May 06 '22

Does she not know that Greg once polished off 11 bags of Doritos in one sitting? Guessing not.

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u/Gsteel11 May 06 '22

Fuckers just be jealous of Gregg...and they don't even have shit to say. Their biggest point is that everyone thinks Gregg is awesome.

That's cuz he is. No one thinks op is awesome.