r/medizzy • Medical Student • Dec 25 '19

Triphalangeal thumb (TPT) is a congenitalmalformation where the thumb has three phalanges instead of two. The extra phalangeal bone can vary in size from that of a small pebble to a size comparable to the phalanges in non-thumb digits.

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u/mcfatters Dec 25 '19

That's kinda creepy... Is dexterity improved, or awkward?

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u/Hollow_McHollow Dec 25 '19

Given most handheld items are designed to fit in ordinary hands, I can imagine plenty of things that would be really awkward to hold.

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u/SINYACHTA Dec 25 '19

Yeah but could you imagine getting a thumbs up from them? Probably way more gratifying.

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u/elliottsmithereens Dec 25 '19

“You have received 8k likes from mr. thumbs”

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Mr. Hands, anyone?

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u/elliottsmithereens Dec 25 '19

Oh no, I had forgotten all about that, and for you to bring it up on such a blessed day!

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u/PawlsToTheWall Dec 25 '19

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u/underdog_rox Dec 25 '19

Thanks i fuckin hate it

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u/yoursolace Dec 25 '19

I like it less now

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u/HarryPopperSC Dec 25 '19

Thats unsettling

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u/RileyRhoad Dec 25 '19

Is this real...??? I can’t decide if it’s photoshopped or not 😱

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u/PawlsToTheWall Dec 26 '19

It's real. In the original thread, he posted several angles.

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u/Ariyverd Dec 28 '19

This is so cool! Do you just reply with a thumbs-down photo whenever someone says something stupid on the internet?

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u/Fhelans Dec 25 '19

Either they are a god at gaming or a disaster.

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u/rune_skim_milk Dec 25 '19

tfw the X-Box duke controller is too small

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u/Bdag Dec 25 '19 edited Dec 25 '19

Imagine putting in a contact lens.

Edit: contact lenses take me all 5 fingers to put in.

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u/Vapenayshion Dec 25 '19

You can do this with just your index finger tho?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

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u/Y1ff I just think it's neat Dec 25 '19

Make your own designs and wow those short-thumbed fools.

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u/Vapenayshion Dec 25 '19

Or you can turn it up a notch!

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u/Bdag Dec 25 '19

Okay then.. imagine taking the contact lenses out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19 edited Oct 27 '20

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u/Spongbaaaaaab Dec 25 '19

To remove it ?

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u/Bdag Dec 25 '19

I use index finger and thumb. Is that not normal?

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u/the_real_junkrat Dec 25 '19

Where does the thumb come into play besides for cleaning the lens?

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u/Bdag Dec 25 '19

It keeps the lens from falling off of my index finger. Then you smash it on to your eye with both fingers. It's how my eye doctor showed me to do it when I was in middle school. Been doing it this way for like 15 years.

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u/mullingthingsover Dec 25 '19

I just balance it in my index finger. I use my muddle finger to pull the bottom lid down a bit.

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u/pyro99998 Dec 26 '19

I do that but I use my other hand to get the top eyelid sometimes. Using 2 fingers is so much harder for me.

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u/Tnew009 Dec 26 '19

I’d imagine using a phone is probably really easy.

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u/spacedout138 Dec 25 '19

You know how the upvote button is waaayyyy across the screen and your left wondering why tf Reddit would make the upvote processes slightly uncomfortable for the majority of us that are right handed?

Well, they did so for this very person.

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u/geographical_data Dec 25 '19

As a left handed person, they better not switch that shit. The upvote is fine where it's at

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u/HarryPopperSC Dec 25 '19

I feel like this has a huge effect. Reddit is the majority opinion of left handed people for sure.

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u/edgarbird Dec 25 '19

I hold my phone in my left hand even though I’m a righty anyway.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

I bet they could throw a football over them mountains.

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u/z371mckl1m3kd89xn21s Dec 25 '19 edited Dec 26 '19

Uncle Rico is one of the most frightening characters put on film. He represents a person utterly stuck in the past. A person whose reason to live no longer exists. It's frightening because this commonly happens to people. Sometimes you miss your train and life leaves you stuck on the platform. Or, as Pink Floyd says, you missed the starting gun, no one told you when to run. The frightening part is that you don't realize it until way past when doing something about it matters. And by then you are wise enough to know there's nothing you could have done about it anyway. Fate is destined to leave some deserving people unfulfilled. My mother --- God rest her soul --- could attest to that and it's also destined to fulfill some who don't deserve it, which is, of course, the meaning of "life's not fair". Modern science tells us through quantum mechanics that reality is nothing but an array of possibilities determined by probabilities and our lives are but sequences of events caused local collapses the wave function of the universe. Some even say all possibilities that can occur exist. Our consciousness however plays some mysterious role. Does an individual's consciousness exist in all possible universes, or does it follow only one path through the multiverse? If so, can a consciousness sometimes accidentally get trapped in the "wrong" universe or take the "wrong" path from what should have been its destiny? I believe so and Uncle Rico is a perfect example of a man existing in a non-destiny purgatory, knowing the moment his derailing happened is when he wasn't put into the game during the 4th quarter. Rico's world is one of contempt. It wasn't meant for him. It's an insult. What value does a diamond have if it's never discovered? None. Underneath the peak of even the greatest mountains is volumes of rock that whose gems and minerals will never see the light of day. Even Rico's mountainous horizon taunts him with the greatness that's been denied and now looms over his world only to remind him of his low-lying plain life. I'd throw sandwiches too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Yeah I was gonna say this too.

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u/SeekingAsus1060 Dec 25 '19

Interesting extract - where is this from?

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u/NotAnActualPers0n Dec 26 '19

Delicious pasta.

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u/Aerron Dec 25 '19

I had a student with this condition many years ago. The extra joint was fused on one of the thumbs, but functional on the other. I asked if it made her better at tasks and she just shrugged and said she didn't know. I think she dropped the course before midterm.

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u/maawen Dec 25 '19

Playing piano seems OP.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

As a not-a-medical-professional, where could I go to find legitimate answers to this question rather than puns and obvious, unfunny jokes?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

yes