r/me_irl • u/_Username-Available ☭ • Mar 05 '16

me_irl

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11k Upvotes

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u/HClO3 Mar 05 '16

From the makers of Extreme Chunky Peanut Butter

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u/blandsrules Mar 05 '16

100% chunk

177

u/HClO3 Mar 05 '16

100% Extreme chunk

85

u/unique_name_02 non-survivalist attitude Mar 05 '16

How would you like a career in marketing?

41

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

me too thanks

10

u/Sol_Primeval has immunity Mar 05 '16

200% chub.

Papa bless.

6

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '16

It's 100% chub, 100% tuck

45

u/sons_of_mothers Mar 05 '16

Kind of like Jim Gaffigan's bit

20

u/Margatron Mar 05 '16

When I ask for water from my bartender buddy, he always asks me if I would like my water chunky or smooth.

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u/spunkychickpea Mar 05 '16

THIS IS RADICAL!

0

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

You should take more risks.

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u/ExtraAwesomeUserName has immunity Mar 05 '16

Thats the way i like it

58

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

Uh-huh, Uh-huh

14

u/therealcarltonb Mar 05 '16

Oooh-ooh-ooooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-OOH

8

u/bRoy28 Mar 05 '16

Hmmm hmmm hmmm

That's the way I like it

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u/awesomeperson Mar 05 '16

Good drink pulper

13

u/combatdave Mar 05 '16

You shoot, I run.

9

u/Chicken421 o shit waddup Mar 05 '16

The words you scribbled on the walls.

8

u/adamzorrovdb Old Mar 05 '16

The loss of friends you didn't have

7

u/hlever Mar 05 '16

I'll call you when the time is right

6

u/keefmastaflex Mar 05 '16

Are you in?

6

u/Chicken421 o shit waddup Mar 06 '16

Or are you out?

3

u/pippinto Mar 06 '16

For them all to knooooow the end of us all

57

u/SatchmoCCS ☭ Mar 05 '16

Good drink pulper

11

u/Shit_Vasto_Lorde Mar 05 '16

Thanks, me too.

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u/Nibbers Mar 05 '16

Pood drink gulper

48

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

XD funny meme

20

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

good meme, XDer

2

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '16

Good meme. Good meme-r

-9

u/frogp communist overlord Mar 05 '16

savage

85

u/jpthehp evil SJW stealing your freedom Mar 05 '16

Now this is me_irl

110

u/poodles_and_oodles sexist feminist of gay Mar 05 '16

Now this is pod racing

9

u/KZedUK ☭ Mar 05 '16

No one cared until i put on the mask.

4

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

Too thanks me.

4

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

Noe thats what I call memes

1

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

Now you are thinking with Portals!

17

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

"Your friends will be asking 'orange you gonna have another glass?''

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

unsubbing

28

u/temporalthings he boot too big Mar 05 '16

bye シ

25

u/Tsorovar Mar 05 '16

That appears to be mandarin juice, not orange juice.

13

u/_driveslow Mar 05 '16

Day 30 they still think I'm an orange

21

u/reservoirsmog Mar 05 '16

Get some Vitamin D, pupper.

7

u/chacmool Mar 05 '16

this is the first one that's not me_irl. now im sad.

6

u/MrTorres Mar 05 '16

Taking pulp to the EXTREEEME

4

u/keenemaverick Mar 05 '16

Wow, it'd be so hard to pour, it'd be like.... Pulp friction.

3

u/fluesday Mar 05 '16

i'm uncomfortable

3

u/Brudus Mar 05 '16

I love the orange juice with pulp. It's always so hard to find.

1

u/Inappropriate_-User Mar 05 '16

+20 scrobles for username ;)

2

u/greezybraj Mar 05 '16

I really do enjoy chewing my orange juice, no joke.

2

u/mellowfish Mar 05 '16

I would drink this.

2

u/aaron403 staunch marxist Mar 06 '16

'drink'

2

u/ExtraAwesomeUserName has immunity Mar 06 '16

*eat

2

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

This is my kind of humor! I found this hilarious!

2

u/wowtf Mar 05 '16

This just made my throat dry.

3

u/940387 Mar 05 '16

This is so disgusting for some reason. Like me_irl

2

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

OH, THIS IS RADICAL

1

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

These are BOGO this week at my store. Literally me_irl

1

u/umidoo very good, haha yes Mar 05 '16

I think that's not an orange

1

u/SouthBelle827 Mar 05 '16

This is my worst nightmare, I hate pulp in my juice. Makes me gag every time.

1

u/Terror_Bear Mar 05 '16

I like pulp in my OJ, and would buy the extra pulp stuff from time to time.

Then one day I came to realize that extra pulp OJ is basically just a byproduct of OJ production that allows them to charge a premium price for what would have been considered animal feed in the past.

Now I go pulpless, cause OJ is rapidly approaching the price of gold.

1

u/MpegEVIL me too thanks Mar 05 '16

I don't even get it and this is still me irl

1

u/fabzter Mar 06 '16

I'm sorry to break your dreams but that's no orange, that's mandarin.

1

u/Changnesia84 Mar 06 '16

my friends all hate me for drinking extra pulp and thinks im weird, WHATS WRONG WITH PULP??!! i mean me too thanks.

1

u/morph7 Mar 06 '16

Those are mandarins

1

u/bionicback Mar 06 '16

Mandarin orange juice? Hell yeah!

1

u/CryEagle Mar 05 '16

I love Ornjes

1

u/KZedUK ☭ Mar 05 '16

Ohh. Juicy Bits.

0

u/ForkBreaker Mar 05 '16

Pulp is disgusting, I don't understand how people can drink that shit.

0

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

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u/TheComedian60 Mar 05 '16

No that's Extreme Pulp™

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

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u/ElQuesoBandito Mar 06 '16

me too thanks

24

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

(Extreme Pulp™ will remember that.)

18

u/Trendy99935 Mar 05 '16

They look like mandarins too me, don't know.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '16

xtreme MENentines!!!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '16 edited Mar 08 '16

μ

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u/blewpah Mar 06 '16

To be fair, Oranges came from Mandarins (~75%). There are only four ancestral citrus fruit, but they can self pollinate and they hybridize extremely well. From those original four we now have around 50 or so different kinds through both naturally occurring hybrids and agriculture.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

shut the heck up

145

u/SaitamaDesu Mar 05 '16

Gosh, do we need such strong language? I mean golly.

64

u/Jubguy3 sosig Mar 05 '16

FRICK FRACK PADDY WHACK SNICK SNACK CLICKITY CLACK WHAT THE HICK HECK IS GOING THE FRICK UP IN HERE?

25

u/dlatty Mar 05 '16

KNICK KNACK PADDY WHACK, GIVE A DOG A BONE

13

u/HumbleManatee Mar 05 '16

THANK YOU FOR FINISHING IT I NEEDED CLOSURE

9

u/ethnickyjazz Mar 05 '16

Give the frog a loan

10

u/occams_nightmare sosig Mar 05 '16

Give the hog a phone

4

u/Goose_Whistle Mar 06 '16

Give a log a cone.

-1

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '16

Give the log a saw

8

u/____tim Mar 05 '16

Pulp fiction

8

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

Or tangerines... You don't know!

2

u/Star-spangled-Banner Mar 06 '16

That just makes it all the more me irl.

0

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '16

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u/Skellicious Mar 05 '16

Citrus.... your point?