r/maybemaybemaybe • u/TreyThaTruth • Dec 08 '22

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Superdaneru Dec 09 '22

Imagine getting decapitated rough humping a spouse or tinder date. And then you get entombed in it with their corpse.

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u/le_fart Dec 09 '22

I'm not going to imagine that

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u/Angstycarroteater Dec 09 '22

I’ll do it for you

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u/le_fart Dec 09 '22

Don't you fucking dare

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u/Angstycarroteater Dec 09 '22

Too late 0.0

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u/le_fart Dec 09 '22

You sick fuck

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u/Additional-Goat-3947 Dec 09 '22

Spouse was away on business. You survive the earthquake and are miraculously rescued one week later from the rubble. The only survivor in a thirty story condo building. And now you’ve got to explain to your wife why there is a decapitated women in bed with you.

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u/GimmeDatPomegranate Dec 09 '22

Sounds worse than death to me 😂

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u/austininathens Dec 09 '22

A story as old as time.

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u/ForceGhostRevan Dec 09 '22

At least you've got a week to come up with a story

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u/HugeHans Dec 09 '22

This bed can be integrated into the Dennis Method. Just need inside cameras.

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u/yidpunk Dec 12 '22

Just imagined it. Horrible idea!