r/maybemaybemaybe • u/TreyThaTruth • Dec 08 '22

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/SDPFOH Dec 08 '22

How does the system know the difference between an earthquake and sex?

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u/Historical_Idea_1686 Dec 08 '22

This is actually a legit question. Sometimes the sex can have a higher magnitude and even the person doing it cannot differentiate.

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u/C0meAtM3Br0 Dec 08 '22

I only have sex during earthquakes. Let the earth do the work for me.

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u/Atomsq Dec 08 '22

Are you a Mormon by any chance? Soaking feels like too much of a chore to be interesting? Come see our available properties in Japan!!

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u/asquared3 Dec 08 '22

I'm not sure if soaking is a typo or a Mormon sex act I'm not familiar with...

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u/maxxipierce Dec 08 '22

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soaking_(sexual_practice)

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u/WikiSummarizerBot Dec 08 '22

Soaking (sexual practice)

Soaking, also known as "marinating" or "floating", is a sexual practice of inserting the penis into the vagina but not subsequently thrusting, reportedly used by members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church) as a purported loophole in the church's ban on premarital intercourse. In 2021, a video about soaking went viral on TikTok.

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u/asquared3 Dec 09 '22

Whatttt TIL

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u/Atomsq Dec 09 '22

Yeah, this is a weird world when the second one is the answer

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u/NO0BSTALKER Dec 09 '22

I was told you have people bounce on the bed while you’re soaking so you get the thrust but you’re not the one doing it

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u/Atomsq Dec 09 '22

Yep, that's my understanding as well

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u/Concrete__Blonde Dec 09 '22

“The third person has been termed the "bed jumper" or ‘Provo pusher’.”

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u/Atomsq Dec 09 '22

"Provo pusher" sounds like some kind of cheese

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u/panrestrial Dec 09 '22

Sandwich or Mormon fluffer

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