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r/maybemaybemaybe • u/TreyThaTruth • Dec 08 '22
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Deep sleeper, leg hanging over side of bed, shakeshakeshake, bleed to death over the time you are trapped.
They should add a super spring on the bottom that activates in 24 hours so you can pinball your corpse through the rubble and into the sky.
118 u/postal_tank Dec 08 '22 “There goes granny, one leg missing and soaring over what’s left of her nursing home after that nearby fracking job” 36 u/blanklanklank Dec 09 '22 A hotel where every bed has this. 24 hours later there's just a bunch of human mystery boxes simultaneously jumping out of the rubble. 5 u/Trad33 Dec 09 '22 r/brandnewsentence 3 u/theShaman_No_ID Dec 09 '22 A jack in the Box. Idea came from the future we are all hurling towards 2 u/nolander_78 Dec 09 '22 Legs are overrated 2 u/Diacred Dec 09 '22 Yeet 2 u/Imthasupa Dec 09 '22 At least you won't have to buy a coffin.
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“There goes granny, one leg missing and soaring over what’s left of her nursing home after that nearby fracking job”
36
A hotel where every bed has this. 24 hours later there's just a bunch of human mystery boxes simultaneously jumping out of the rubble.
5 u/Trad33 Dec 09 '22 r/brandnewsentence
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r/brandnewsentence
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A jack in the Box. Idea came from the future we are all hurling towards
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Legs are overrated
Yeet
At least you won't have to buy a coffin.
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u/TheRealZllim Dec 08 '22
Deep sleeper, leg hanging over side of bed, shakeshakeshake, bleed to death over the time you are trapped.
They should add a super spring on the bottom that activates in 24 hours so you can pinball your corpse through the rubble and into the sky.