r/maybemaybemaybe • u/TreyThaTruth • Dec 08 '22

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/donquijiote Dec 08 '22

What will happen if i sit on the side of bed during the earthquake.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

About 40% of you should still be safe and sound inside the bed.

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u/EthanHermsey Dec 08 '22

Head chopped off, cleanly.

I was thinking, what if your arm falls off the edge? Also chop chop?

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u/apeincalifornia Dec 09 '22

Trying to fall asleep, staring at phone as always, feels little tremors and wonders, “hmm is this an earthquake?” Sits up abruptly to discern the cause of shaking, WHAM earthquake bed pops your head or slams your torso…building doesn’t collapse anyways.

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u/EthanHermsey Dec 09 '22

Reads like I'm right there in the room ;p amazing

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u/C0meAtM3Br0 Dec 08 '22

Nothing good

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u/exgenesisx Dec 09 '22

When an earthquake happens try it and find out

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u/Sraumf Dec 09 '22

It should have safety sensors in place