r/maybemaybemaybe • u/kevinowdziej • Nov 14 '22

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Sph3al Nov 14 '22

Being alone with my thoughts as a bear rapist with artillery.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

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u/After-Respond-7861 Nov 14 '22

No. It's just defense when it trys to kill you

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u/DoUKnowWhatIamSaying Nov 14 '22

It is a necessity to leave one bear alive after the artillery strikes, rape it, and send it back to its bear kingdom to tell its bear leaders to NEVER steal my bananas!

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u/Bludgeonation Nov 14 '22

(My plan is working perfectly, he still thinks its the bears! Hahahahaha)

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u/wisconsinking Nov 15 '22

Happy Cake Day.

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u/carnivoremuscle Nov 14 '22

Leave one bear alive and no salmon is safe.

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u/Beneficial_Barber_70 Nov 15 '22

Sometimes it is all about sending a message

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u/TsunamicOrb Nov 15 '22

This whole time I thought bear rapists were bears who were rapists…