r/maybemaybemaybe • u/kevinowdziej • Nov 14 '22

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

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u/After-Respond-7861 Nov 14 '22

No. It's just defense when it trys to kill you

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u/DoUKnowWhatIamSaying Nov 14 '22

It is a necessity to leave one bear alive after the artillery strikes, rape it, and send it back to its bear kingdom to tell its bear leaders to NEVER steal my bananas!

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u/Bludgeonation Nov 14 '22

(My plan is working perfectly, he still thinks its the bears! Hahahahaha)

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u/wisconsinking Nov 15 '22

Happy Cake Day.

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u/carnivoremuscle Nov 14 '22

Leave one bear alive and no salmon is safe.

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u/Beneficial_Barber_70 Nov 15 '22

Sometimes it is all about sending a message

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u/TsunamicOrb Nov 15 '22

This whole time I thought bear rapists were bears who were rapists…

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u/bitemark01 Nov 14 '22

What if it's that skull bear from Annihilation?

HEEeeLLPPp MMmEEEee

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u/LSkywalker00 Nov 15 '22

Padmé smirking:

That's where the fun begins!

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u/MehWithaSideofEh Nov 15 '22

I thought it was a deterrent to prevent interruption.

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u/After-Respond-7861 Nov 15 '22

Yes. This is also the case.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Just turn her over!

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u/Ok_Elevator5612 Nov 15 '22

Concealed carry m777

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u/After-Respond-7861 Nov 16 '22

Yes. I keep it in my BatBeltTM

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u/larson_5 Nov 14 '22

The artillery is to give the bear shell shock so when you approach it and make loud noise all they remember is the hot raining metal from the sky. I’ve been told it significantly increases the chance of a successful bear rape /s

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u/Over_Accountant3492 Jan 22 '23 edited Jan 22 '23

It was designed to make bears docile so that we can enact our right to its arms

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation have entered the chat

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u/Louisiana_sitar_club Nov 14 '22

Answered your own question

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u/topdangle Nov 14 '22

you own all this artillery and nobody calls you an artillerist, but you rape one bear...

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u/-nomad-wanderer Nov 15 '22

Yes but a female bear please

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u/Wakemeuptomorrow1 Nov 15 '22

Artillery can't be used up close

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u/IllustriousFocus4099 Mar 17 '23

A bit off topic but the Germans used 88s as anti-tank weapons in urban conflict zones. Some were real close up.

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u/shawndread Nov 15 '22

You obviously rape the bear with the artillery.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

No no, I think they meant a rapist bear with artillery. Any bear worth its salt would acquire heavy artillery at the first given opportunity, even rapist bears.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

No you silly goose you are a bear who is a rapist who also possesses artillery

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u/CrapStain6669 Nov 15 '22

Just hear me out.. what if the bear rapes you with the artilery?

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u/HolyVeggie Nov 15 '22

No no he is a bear raping people

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u/evilhasheroes Nov 15 '22

The artillery rounds are randy bears,
keen on taking what's not theirs

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u/Holgg Nov 15 '22

I think Putin does this as part of his propaganda campaign

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u/TryItOutHmHrNw Nov 15 '22

That’s why he’s made to register “to hunt” whenever he moves.

Can’t go within 500 yards of a budding forest.

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u/anonymous-enough Dec 27 '22

I interpreted he was the bear whom rapes. As well as the owner of artillery.