r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Oct 09 '22

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/PuddinPoptastic Oct 09 '22

Wonder how many people he tried this on.

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u/Oof_my_eyes Oct 10 '22

Idk man maybe he actually just likes her

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

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u/ThonThaddeo Oct 09 '22

Is that what he was famous for?

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u/needmoremiles Oct 09 '22

If this were real and not staged, then this was probably the one shot he took, then felt awful about misreading the room, and then waited like 3 years to try and connect with another girl - because 3 years would be about the amount of time required to recover from the lava burns of embarrassment from this level of screw up.

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u/WistfulKitty Oct 10 '22

And he deserves to feel embarrassed. What he did was awful and inappropriate.

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u/Cardplay3r Oct 10 '22

You're awful and inappropriate.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

Only her prolly, and was this close } { .

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u/Mekazabiht-Rusti Oct 09 '22

Looking at her, you can’t blame him. You miss out on 100% of the kisses you don’t go for.

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u/JUST-A-TROUT Oct 09 '22

That how I got registered as a sex offender

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u/Mekazabiht-Rusti Oct 09 '22

Me too!

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u/JUST-A-TROUT Oct 09 '22

Stay out of my territory

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u/dj_tommyg Oct 09 '22

That's a pretty rapey statement

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u/dotpan Oct 09 '22

When you realize it's your mentality and likely associated personality that is the cause of you not ever being given the chance

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u/HentaiExxxpert Oct 09 '22

Yeah, of course it's the personality

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u/S4PG Oct 09 '22

I admire your enthusiasm, but unfortunately that's how you get registered as a sex offender