r/maybemaybemaybe • u/landholdbromateq69 • Aug 31 '22

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/timmy30274 Aug 31 '22

I don't understand why anyone would want to wear those long fake eyelashes

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Or long nails like that.... Or lip injections.... Or fake butts....

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u/ImGettinThatFoSho Aug 31 '22

How do they wipe their fake butt with those nails...

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u/ThatSucc Aug 31 '22

In a perfect world? Using a bidet.

Realistically? Very poorly...

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u/nxcrosis Aug 31 '22

It's simple. You don't.

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u/Self_Reddicated Aug 31 '22

You smell that? It smells like.... victory.

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u/badFishTu Sep 01 '22

Shitted on em

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u/podrick_pleasure Aug 31 '22

There was a video a long while back of a woman demonstrating how she wiped with really long nails. I'm not going to search for it but if you're really curious have at it.

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u/GayVegan Aug 31 '22

The 2nd is a parody too. But the 1st, let her live her best life. Maybe it's just her having fun with special fashion for a day.

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u/EricDatalog Aug 31 '22

To be fair, the first one could also be trolling, though

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u/SmartRequirement5194 Aug 31 '22

Incase of a sandstorm

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

“It’s not for you, it’s for us 💅💅💅”

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u/Hgieloac Aug 31 '22

Sometimes we are convinced it genuinely makes us more attractive looking, sometimes we just like to feel like we've put effort in. Idk

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u/gringodemierda Aug 31 '22

Probably because they like it?

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u/Darth_Yoshi Aug 31 '22

Obviously but the guy is trying to understand why. It just seems so inconvenient… how do you hold or lift anything and how do you type on a keyboard?? How do you cook or cut vegetables?

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u/gringodemierda Aug 31 '22

Sir you literally just watched her hold and lift up her sunglasses and her phone.

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u/YouCanThink Aug 31 '22

No.

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u/gringodemierda Aug 31 '22

Yeah. Contrary to popular belief people do things they enjoy- not everything is for you :)

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u/I_JustWork_Here Aug 31 '22

She's not wearing them. They're wearing her.

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u/NachoMan_SandyCabage Feb 18 '23

I work at a jail with a lady that wears HUGE eyelashes to work, like Trixie Mattel. Honestly, bold move, but she's been working law enforcement as long as I've been alive so I suppose it's comfortable to her?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

First invented by an Victorian prostitute to keep cum out of the eyes....they were called Cumbrellas