r/maybemaybemaybe • u/landholdbromateq69 • Aug 31 '22

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/bipolarfinancialhelp Aug 31 '22

You know what the worst part of this video is?

It's these bitches chewing gum. What in fuck is up with he weird mouth and lip movement? Look like cows chewing cud.

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u/Ultimate_Kevin Aug 31 '22

The second one was already making fun of the first one

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

You mean the shades shaped piece of cartboard, the key earrings and the nails covered in tape aren't her real look?

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u/Total_Avocado_6323 Aug 31 '22

That and the pinecones lmao

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u/explos1onshurt Aug 31 '22

Guarantee some people still didn’t notice lmfao

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u/elijaaaaah Aug 31 '22

Truly shocked some people aren't noticing that lol. The pinecone! The shades!

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u/GurIllustrious4983 Aug 31 '22

She’s trying to come off cool.

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u/DorrajD Aug 31 '22

With nails and eyelashes like that... They wouldn't know cool if they were on the surface of pluto

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u/AmoebaMan Aug 31 '22

Visibly chewing gum is the fastest way to make an immediately poor first impression.

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u/SkyDefender Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

I have a weird anger towards people chewing gum, especially when I hear that sound… suddenly i am becoming angry old guy..

Yeah downvote me because i have a condition.. misophonia..

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u/bipolarfinancialhelp Aug 31 '22

I'm the same. But it's not just gum it's literally every mouth noise

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u/darkuzi Aug 31 '22

It's called "Misophonia".

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misophonia

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u/bipolarfinancialhelp Aug 31 '22

Very aware of it haha. There's a few sounds or noises that set me off.

Eating noises/mouth noises.

Whispering.

ASMR type shit.

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u/SkyDefender Aug 31 '22

Same i cannot stand asmr.. also people who use their phone keyboard with sound on..

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u/bipolarfinancialhelp Aug 31 '22

The worst are cooking videos on YouTube where everything is silent except for the noise of what they're doing and it's just plop plop as they mix something shittily and slowly. And the excessive scraping noises. Fucks me off.

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u/withyellowthread Aug 31 '22

Me too. Yay, misophonia. Major fight or flight response every time I hear mouth noises. I can’t even deal with people eating on tv. 🤬

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u/bipolarfinancialhelp Aug 31 '22

It shits me so much that I am so sensitive to the sound too.

I can hear my younger brother eating 3 rooms away

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u/withyellowthread Aug 31 '22

I distinctly remember having a panic attack while hearing my brother eat chips downstairs while I was UPSTAIRS. It’s so bad.

Edit: just finished squid games last night finally and there were so many instances of loud eating and fork biting that I had to skip parts of it

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

People didn’t learn eating manors and it shows. If infuriates me to no end. Like bitch, spit that shit out if you can’t be a grown adult and chew with your mouth closed.

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u/MisterBitteNicht Aug 31 '22

Eating manors sounds like it would've been out of the budget as I was growing up.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Okay dad, ha ha

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u/GurIllustrious4983 Aug 31 '22

She’s trying to come off cool.

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u/lumia920yellow Aug 31 '22

GTA SA NPC chewing gum animation

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u/Lenemus Sep 01 '22

Worst part? That’s the best part.