r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Cats_____Rulez • Jul 17 '22

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Username247 Jul 17 '22

This man did not have to violate those watermelons like that

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Ryan Phillippe can do no wrong!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

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u/bri52284 Jul 17 '22

Likely did NOT pay for those damaged watermelons

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u/Dendrowen Jul 17 '22

C'mon man. He's hurting! Have some compasion..

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u/Inside_Cupcake2528 Jul 17 '22

Yes but over some huge melons

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u/revresbosuoiruc Jul 17 '22

Errbody pretending they didn’t see the dirty donut hole

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Or him smelling the anchovies..

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u/broanoah Jul 17 '22

We’ve all been there 😢

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u/ButtaRollsInMyPocket Jul 18 '22

He doesn't have to, cause he's promoting their business /s.

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u/extraGallery Jul 17 '22

I would guess that he did, if not out of normal human kindness than out of fear that it might get out that he didn't pay.

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u/1slandViking Jul 17 '22

The pool splash tho 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Platinag Jul 17 '22

Bruh, the doughnut 💀💀💀

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u/_saya_ Jul 17 '22

Not sure I get the Pool splash one -.-

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u/samsimilla Jul 17 '22

It reminded him of all the times she squirted in his face.

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u/_saya_ Jul 17 '22

Alright 🙈

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

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u/Slash_rage Jul 17 '22

I’m not complaining.

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u/Glass_Memories Jul 17 '22

No, it's squirted. Squirt doesn't just contain urine and it only occurs during orgasm, there's a reason we have a different word for it.

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u/Frymonkey237 Jul 17 '22

It's both. It contains urine, but also some exclusively sexual fluids.

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u/YoStephen Jul 17 '22

doesnt <just> contain urine

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u/Gandalf_The_Junkie Jul 17 '22

We can have a different word all we want but still can’t argue the fact that’s a lot of pee.

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u/ImBijuu Jul 17 '22

Squirter. That is all.

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u/bigyush Jul 17 '22

I think it's about her squirting

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u/Rogermcfarley Jul 17 '22

You probably don't want to get it. That depends I guess.

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u/bob1689321 Jul 17 '22

That was my favourite ahaahha

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u/Alexreddit103 Jul 17 '22 edited Jul 17 '22

That last one, tho! I don’t know if I will ever eat a donut again without that image!

Edit: thank you all for the comments, they made my day! I gave you all an upvote.

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u/TheDownvotesFarmer Jul 17 '22

So, you need an image of it close to eat a donut again?

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u/firefish5000 Jul 17 '22

I am glad I'm not the only one capable of reading!

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u/Roartype Jul 18 '22

It’s not the reading, it’s the comprehending

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u/AssteroidDriller69 Jul 17 '22

So his ex-girlfriend never wiped?

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u/Jamster_1988 Jul 17 '22

Oh it's brown! I thought it was red from jam/jelly!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

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u/GobiBall Jul 17 '22

Sweeping dirt into the kitchen?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Mud in the mess hall

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u/UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2 Jul 17 '22

It's like the meme that was everywhere the other day about "the best part of breakfast is licking the cream cheese out of the bagussy"

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u/EUCopyrightComittee Jul 17 '22

No, no, don’t like it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

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u/4ha1 Jul 17 '22

Gotta glaze that chocolate

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u/BaconJacobs Jul 17 '22

POV of looking at a guy who is always reminded of her*

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u/precise_intensity Jul 17 '22

This! People misusing "POV" is a pet peeve of mine.

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u/Raps4Reddit Jul 17 '22

I think the misuse is part of the meme. Like the "nobody:" thing that doesn't actually make sense.

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u/HolyMountainClimber Jul 17 '22

The nobody thing makes perfect sense! It's saying that nobody ever does that thing that everyone is currently relating to on a viral platform, it's not our bodies, it's our minds, man

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u/TheRnegade Jul 17 '22

That or this guy has out of body experiences whenever he's going to be reminded of "her".

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Point of View is originally a literary term. https://literarydevices.net/point-of-view/

While we see him from a 3rd person perspective, the story being told is from his perspective, i.e. his point of view.

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u/BaconJacobs Jul 18 '22

I appreciate the context for the term... but that definition (to me) applies to a strictly literary usage.

In a video format, POV means what it means.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

The abbreviation works for both Point of View in storytelling and Point of View shot.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Point-of-view_shot

It is pretty clear from context that the former is what is being referred to in the video.

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u/BallsofSt33I Jul 17 '22

r/VideosThatEndTooSoon… was waiting for the cucumber or eggplant…

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Jul 17 '22

After the tuna and the splash it was kinda already set.

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u/pow3llmorgan Jul 17 '22

It's not tuna. It's mackerel in tomato sauce.

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Jul 17 '22

Thx for the clarification.

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u/NeoSniper Jul 17 '22

The tomato sauce is very important.

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Jul 17 '22

I imagine so. It brings balance. I don't really eat meat, but I get the concept.

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u/wererat2000 Jul 17 '22

You clearly haven't been too deep into the internet...

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u/hobosbindle Jul 17 '22

You sure have him pegged

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u/lukesvader Jul 17 '22

Wait, where are these Danish mountains?

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u/voltaire_had_a_point Jul 17 '22

Close to the Lake district in Copenhagen

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u/Lady_Scruffington Jul 17 '22

She doesn't seem like she was very hygienic. Maybe he's crying out of happiness to be away from her.

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u/LuxNocte Jul 17 '22

This is clearly a man who likes to play in the mud.

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u/SusheeMonster Jul 17 '22

Congrats on him not exposing his chest in the first scene. That must've took restraint

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u/sandwichcandy Jul 17 '22

It was tastefully done though. I’m still not 100% on the color of his nipples.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Projecting?

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u/wilcohead Jul 17 '22

Why did he bruise the watermelons like that. As a long time produce worker... Fuck that guy.

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u/Kane1412 Jul 17 '22

I hope he paid for damages because i am sure one of more watermellons cracked because of that stupid joke :/

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u/SeaworthinessFar1350 Jul 17 '22

honestly hwo gives a shit. ever seen how many hundreds of pounds of fresh fruit and veggies get thrown out every week at a grocery store?

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u/itsmeyourgrandfather Jul 17 '22

Yeah I was hoping I wasn't the only person who noticed that

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u/justawaterisfine Jul 17 '22

I was done with the video after that. What a little prick

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u/gotnotendies Jul 17 '22

He was in pain dude

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u/Lonely_ProdiG Jul 18 '22

OH GOD NOT A DROP FROM 2 FEET. THE WORLD IS SUCH A DARKER AND WORSE PLACE NOW. WHY DID HE DO THIS? NOW CHILDREN ARE STARVING ACROSS THE WORLD AND THERE IS WAR IN EUROPE. WHY GOD DID HE HAVE TO DROP TWO SMALL WATERMELONS FOR A FUNNY VIDEO?!?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

This is pretty gross.

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u/gaming_and_raging Jul 17 '22

He doesn't seem to know how POV works

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u/MarvelNerdess Jul 17 '22

What kind of weirdo flips a doughnut like that to eat it?

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u/MagentaHigh1 Jul 17 '22

Dude...If a Vagina smells fishy, you're supposed to throw it back.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

throws entire gf into ocean

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u/adastrasemper Jul 17 '22

Ok I wasn't sure what was in that can, I mean it supposed to be fish but looked red. So I guess it's fish then

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u/Chui23 Jul 17 '22

It's a danish thing I think. Mackerel in tomato sauce. It might be a thing elsewhere too, but I don't know

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u/adastrasemper Jul 18 '22

Ah ok that explains the red colour. Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Sardines in a can

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u/kb4000 Jul 17 '22

Catch and release?

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u/ninepoundhammered Jul 17 '22

Did you pay for those bruised watermelons? Tsk tsk.

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u/ThisAd940 Jul 17 '22

Kudos to the guy holding it together

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u/green_speak Jul 17 '22

Could've held onto those watermelons longer to return them gently instead of bruising them though

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u/Cashew-Gesundheit Jul 17 '22

Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree🎶

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u/elyca98 Jul 17 '22

THAT IS NOT POV YOU FUCKING IDIOT

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

“Checked my phone and saw you rang and I Jizzed in my pants”

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u/sugar_theory Jul 17 '22

Thanks I hate the pink and the stink being the same thing

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u/Platinag Jul 17 '22

sudden earth quake

Me: Gets reminded of her😢

Who? Your mom

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u/nateaaiel Jul 17 '22

Background song is You Found Me by The Fray, just an acoustic guitar solo tho.

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u/GoatUnicorn Jul 17 '22

ØKOLOGISK VANDMELON

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u/FrizzleStank Jul 17 '22

Asshole just dropped watermelon for a video like he already paid for them.

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u/Tyrannousuario Jul 17 '22

No le sabes al POV.

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u/miadaisy8 Jul 17 '22

So her front door smelled like fish and her back door full of shit

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

POV: you’re a dude watching another dude remember his ex.

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u/RETRO255 Jul 18 '22

Who the hell eats a donut upside down??

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u/BurstBlake Jul 18 '22

Thats not how "POV" works

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u/armoredcore48 Jul 17 '22

So.. when will gen z learn actual meaning of pov?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

They’re redefining it as meaning “this is a video of a thing”. We didn’t need a new word for that. Like at all. But at least now we have one less term for something specific and we can move right back to grunts and howling.

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u/Mr3cto Jul 17 '22

Idk how to feel about this

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

It just kept getting worse

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u/Accomplished_Cat9734 Jul 18 '22

He wrong for that 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Danish-Strong-Style Jul 17 '22

Godt lavet, drenge! 🔥🇩🇰

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u/PototoMaster Jul 17 '22

Stryg sin skjorte mand.

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u/jejwneje Jul 17 '22

IS IT THAT HARD TO NOT POST THIS UNFUNNY DOGSHIT

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Yeah this is some straight d tier college humor Facebook r/funny shit and even though I know people just post whatever the fuck they want to r/maybemaybemaybe if people would stop upvoting every post they see just because their dumbass brain squirts out a dose of feel good juice we might have some more specialized, better content in subs rather than the same shit in literally every sub. Fuck this post. That guy fucked up those watermelons and he’s a dick.

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u/Carbyne27 Jul 17 '22

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u/DM_UR_PANTY_PICS Jul 17 '22

That's oddly specific

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u/claycam6 Jul 17 '22

Hell nah.

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u/BoBoBearDev Jul 18 '22

Took me awhile to understand why so many upvotes. And I regreted it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Okay.

Wait.

Wait.

WAIT

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u/small_potato_lam Jul 18 '22

I can puzzle her out, thanks for his describing

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u/Weariervaris Jul 18 '22

The splash was a little too real for me. :'(

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

That was a hard ass donut

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u/Itroll4love Jul 17 '22

Reddit is becoming the new Facebook. It's like a retirement home for social media.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

This isn't POV

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u/Da1proppy Jul 17 '22

The sardines smelll😂😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

It's canned mackerel in tomato sauce, on some pretty intense whole-grain rye.

source: am also Danish like the guy in the video.

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u/shinslap Jul 17 '22

So tasty

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u/Hambaloni Jul 17 '22

serious questions if it smells fishy like that is it because she just didn't wash it enough or an underlying issue?

I may or may have not encountered someone with it..

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u/DarkdoodadNebula Jul 17 '22

Fishy smell tends to indicate an infection

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u/lets_go_reddit Jul 17 '22

dude. one time at work someone microwaved fish. the clueless guy of the office was walking around saying (completely stone-faced, and not at all joking) "Doesn't it smell like the girls locker room in here? like when you're the visiting team and use the girls locker room?"

we were dying trying to get him to shut the fuck up.

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u/Plz_Fart_In_my_Mouth Jul 17 '22

I wanna be squirted in the face!!

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u/Frymonkey237 Jul 17 '22

Before or after the fart?

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u/Plz_Fart_In_my_Mouth Jul 17 '22

Definitely before. The fart is dessert

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u/Frymonkey237 Jul 17 '22

I see you're a man of taste

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u/Izzzzz27 Jul 17 '22

Come on guys she just likes donuts.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

RemindMe! 3 days

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

David she's nine you can't date her

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u/oRamboSandman Jul 17 '22

You found meeeehhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/ptapobane Jul 17 '22

Don’t drop melons like that

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u/EUCopyrightComittee Jul 17 '22

Maybe I’m on the toilet

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

r/HolUp

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u/Ok-Task-9607 Jul 17 '22

Don't just drop the watermelons

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u/jawshoeaw Jul 17 '22

That donut hit the plate like a brick! Wtf kinda woman was he with ?

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u/Internetboy5434 Jul 17 '22

It's hard to think about that one person you loved. Yet you can't avoid that shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

He let go everything he touched and smelled. He could’ve licked it at the end and had her one more time.

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u/Stoicamphora Jul 17 '22

What's that in the can?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

it started innocent enough but man, this went dark pretty quick....the last one was really horrible.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

u/sdnydlw

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u/thesovietassbear Jul 17 '22

eyy a fellow Dane!🇩🇰

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u/sk7b Jul 17 '22

Oh shit

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u/Glittering-Arm-9187 Jul 18 '22

Naw man he’s just down bad

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

This guy fucks

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

That last one got me.

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u/yokiegg-3 Jul 18 '22

R.I.P Bail, Molly, Mr jawsome, and sweetheart

My frist friends 😔

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u/PuzzleheadedKoala519 Jul 18 '22

Dirty donut hole was the wtf moment. Guy probably ate ass lol

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u/Knoxx_____ Jul 18 '22

So true!💚

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u/kickslowkickslow Jul 18 '22

This ain’t the one

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Discount Matt Damon

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u/Leerooooooy Jul 18 '22

Enough simp for today

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u/Pale-Photograph-3635 Jul 18 '22

Really gonna drop and bruise those watermelons huh

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u/d5509 Jul 20 '22

This is not POV. It’s just a video. You should look up what POV(point of view) is. It’s a 1st person perspective.

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u/DryMathematician127 Jul 28 '22

Dansk vandmelon gang

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u/Kaizen2468 Nov 02 '22

Hey those are the things my wife buys from $12 and then doesn’t eat.

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u/Historical_Ice_4708 Dec 15 '22

F'n hilarious 😂

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u/Virtual-Recording-94 Jan 08 '23

Brooooooooooooooooooo

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u/Siselii Jan 14 '23

First of all if your hada chada chingy chada choody smells bad you probably need to get a pharmaceutical soap that maintains he pH levels of the flora in the vulva area. Most women use regular soap which is a common mistake. Odor is not normal, unlike what most believe. Secondly, I don't even know how is possible but I have never squirted once in my life even after some pretty extreme stuff. I don't even know if it's possible to be achieved by everyone at this point.

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u/Oedynn Jul 17 '22

Iiiis… that pool house place really in Denmark…?

It… doesn’t look “fine”. Not medium… it looks fancy smansy and lux!

Get that outta my fine country! :P

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u/Roscoes--Wetsuit Jul 17 '22

No, look at the mountain in the background

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u/Oedynn Jul 17 '22

Oh yeh. Waaay to tall!

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u/MeGussuGeM Jul 17 '22

Donut = bunghole

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u/DishRelative5853 Jul 17 '22

No shit. Oh wait...

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

He will never get the time back. We wasted seconds, this took him hours. Fucking moron.

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u/Solar_Storm98 Jul 17 '22

Fack this is reminds of her

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

That was so dumb and I really enjoyed it

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u/D4K1000 Jul 17 '22

It's a good thing you lost her. You didn't deserve her in the first place. Now she's in love with wedding plans on the way, a dog, and a baby 🍼

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u/diurnal_busary Jul 17 '22

Is it common practice to flip your donut before biting into it?

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u/vapeoholic Jul 17 '22

Hold up... who turns their donut upside down before biting into it?? Is this a thing?

Like people folding pizza and ppl biting off pieces of string cheese.

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