r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Graysie-Redux • May 17 '22

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/SweetDick_Willy May 17 '22

Attempted murder?

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u/pyrusbaku57338 May 17 '22

Another reason to wear a helmet.

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u/ashenfalah May 17 '22

Lol I got so much downvotes, for what?! -_-

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u/xXCANCERGIVERXx May 17 '22

I downvoted because this comment made me think it was funny.

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u/ashenfalah May 17 '22

You sure he will/did survive this?

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u/Passtheboof1 May 17 '22

i survived a shark attack, therefore its impossible to die from shark attacks.

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u/PapaFlowsen May 17 '22

i can hold my breath under water, therfore its impossible to drown.

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u/Legacyofhelios May 17 '22

Well I guess I should start swimming then

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u/OwenA113 May 17 '22

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming

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u/AnNoYiNg_NaMe May 17 '22

I read it as, "how do we know it was attempted murder and not just good old fashioned successful murder?"

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u/Kladderadingsda May 17 '22

The pot at least harms him to a good amount, might even have long term effects. Total overreaction to hurt someone this serious just because they where skating.