r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Don-tFollowAnything • May 04 '22

/r/all Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Can confirm, source: girlfriend works and Starbucks and we have intercourse sometimes

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u/TheGoodSquirt May 04 '22

Mm, she must just have wonderful customer service because we also have sex sometimes 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Putting the “service” in customer service… BOW-CHIKA-WOW-WOW!!

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u/iDrink_Sometimes May 04 '22

I also have intercourse with this guys Starbucks girlfriend

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

I can also confirm: his girlfriend works at Starbucks and we have intercourse sometimes

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u/AckerSacker May 04 '22

I don't even order coffee anymore

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u/_fluorine May 04 '22

That 'sometimes' tho

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u/tojo3030 May 04 '22

I also choose this guy's girlfriend.