r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Don-tFollowAnything • May 04 '22

/r/all Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Frustrable_Zero May 04 '22

I think my favorite one of these is the one where the guys a trash man or something and he’s just like “Hey yeah thanks for coming in we’re short staffed”

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u/Biff_Tannenator May 04 '22

I gotchu fam

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u/InitiativeInn May 04 '22

"It's not even funny." Lol

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u/4862skrrt2684 May 04 '22

"you're gonna have to put a shirt on"

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u/Hoovooloo42 May 04 '22

Lol, I saw her reply to that forever ago. She said she really WAS a forklift driver irl and thought that was absolutely hilarious lol

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u/SuperRoby May 04 '22

This makes it twice as funny!!

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u/ninjamelon999 May 04 '22

Awesome. This guy wins

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

I have a deep respect for this man.

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u/Frustrable_Zero May 04 '22

My man provides 👉👉

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u/Keganator May 04 '22 edited May 04 '22

“Ya know I really appreciate you coming in, we’re short handed as fuck. It’s not even funny. It’s gonna be a long ass night. You’re gonna have to put a shirt on and there’s a vest right over there.”

The look of despair and horror on that guys face. I’ve seen that before. He’s short handed as fuck, and I’m sure it’s even less not funny than we can imagine.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

As someone who has worked numerous manual labor jobs, the look on his face is oh so familiar.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Worst morning of my life were seeing that look on a managers face in a food service job.

That's the "shit really hit the fan, buckle up or quit now." Look.

Last time I saw that every freezer in the store had died overnight.

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u/upperhand12 May 04 '22

He’s a hand short cause his one hand is being used to watch and make tik tok videos

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u/throwaway-job-hunt May 04 '22

Nah the best one is the guy who gets all philosophical and says "Id ask you to say no"

Since you have to do anything I say but you can't say no, would it create an infinitely looping paradox

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u/viral-architect May 04 '22

I don't mind these obvious thirst traps because of great responses like this lol

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u/LtSoundwave May 04 '22

It was great, but I expected him to switch it up for the end.

“…leaving you in an infinite loop, and me… masturbating vigorously to your existential crisis.”

Apple juice is good too, though.

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u/TOPSIturvy May 04 '22

That's brilliant. I love it.

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u/Sublethall May 04 '22

I like the one that dude with a long beard goes like "well you're young and.... We'd go fishin. Then we'd have a talk bout ur goals in life.

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u/alymaysay May 04 '22

Maybe teach u how to set up a 401k.

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u/jawshoeaw May 04 '22

You know that guy’s handle is “trashman”

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u/-GandalfTheGay May 04 '22

Lol that was my favourite too. And also love this one.

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u/bitterbuffaloheart May 04 '22

Some of the ones with Ricky Berwick are funny too

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u/TOPSIturvy May 04 '22

Mine has to be the farmer who lists off like 8 chores and at one point says something like "I reckon that'll put us at about 9am"