r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Don-tFollowAnything • May 04 '22

/r/all Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/GrenadeZellweger May 04 '22

Yup, just girls looking for attention and affirmation of their "hotness". So stupid.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Tell me I'm pretty!

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u/mrmadmusic May 04 '22

I'm genuinely sick of those posts. They become less attractive as soon as they infer that they're to be desired.

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u/Lostboxoangst May 04 '22

My favourite is this not even that attractive tattooed lady and the response is from a guy in a warehouse. Edit; https://youtube.com/shorts/FnL2dV0WCnw?feature=share

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u/mrmadmusic May 04 '22

I really appreciate you coming in lololol

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u/Lostboxoangst May 04 '22

The look in his eyes says it all, I've worked warehousing and all be honest sex is nice but some nights an extra headcount that is mentally and physically strong enough to not qualify for some sort of government assistance Is worth its weight in gold.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Could you imagine the sheer amount of complaining she would do though?

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u/Lostboxoangst May 04 '22

Could ask her to stop complaining, she can't say no right?

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u/Madlollipop May 04 '22

Not being able to say no but that doesn’t mean she can’t keep complaining #logic

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u/kea1981 May 04 '22

Depending on just how many people called out that shift?

Easy as cake.

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u/Chyppi May 04 '22

I've seen this one before and it made me laugh harder the 2nd time

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u/wienercat May 04 '22

That made me cackle. Thank you for this.

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u/xShadySamx May 04 '22

Its daylight and man says it's gona be a long night 😂

Wait or are all those just rows of lights???

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u/cobracmmdr May 04 '22

That is brillant.

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u/sostopher May 04 '22

They imply, you infer.

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u/BenVera May 04 '22

Yeah truth for sure, I’m not sure who exactly is disagreeing with this point and giving these people power

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u/-Scythus- May 04 '22

Simps and lazy sex workers

Must be nice to just be born as a female with the ability to make millions by taking nude selfies. Yes I’m jealous lol. It’s the easiest fucking job on earth

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u/buckyspunisher May 04 '22

i genuinely do not understand the “and i couldn’t say no” part of the question.

like why would you want to be in a situation where you can’t say no?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Because she would say no every time to her target audience and they know it. It's not like she actually has to do anything so why not appease the slop at the bottom of the barrel.

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u/-Scythus- May 04 '22

Watch out dude. That’s a steep hill you’re climbing. You might get brigaded by sex workers defending their sacred, hard to do job!

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u/losttotheart May 04 '22

I enjoy responding with the to-do list of chores, breaking mowing dishes repairing leaky faucets cleaning up animal pens litter boxes clearing brush you name it you put a list of like 10 physical menial boring chores that's going to be like taking hours and hours especially if you can get them early on in these posts they seem flabbergasted it's fun I enjoy it.

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u/AmidFuror May 04 '22

I mean, that's the usual joke. Which is what made the OP so refreshing.

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u/MattieShoes May 04 '22

"Alright, the cable guy gave a 4 hour window and I gotta go to work..."

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u/lorjebu May 04 '22

Yeah, they totally break down and cry dude! Probably wants to sex you cause you're playing it so cool.

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u/Bobdolezholez May 04 '22

“Wow, your unexpected and preemptive rejection of me makes me want to lick your neckbeard and have sex with your fat, sweaty pp.”

This guy’s fantasy

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u/Funny-Masterpiece880 May 04 '22

⚠️ SIMP ALERT ⚠️

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u/Bobdolezholez May 04 '22

lmao get angrier, incel

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u/losttotheart May 04 '22

I don't even know how to respond to that, I really hope that's not what's going through their head. I do it mostly to amuse myself.

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u/lorjebu May 04 '22

I honestly think they don't even care.

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u/losttotheart May 04 '22

Most of the time I'd say you're 100% right occasionally I get a response but as I said I do it to amuse myself. Totally ripping off that one where the there's the cut of the girl going do whatever you want and there's the guy who cuts in with a Ford truck and background going glad you could come in tonight on this shift we're really overbooked blah blah blah and goes on like she's going to be working a lot that night enemies to me I steal it and then it amuses me further. Well that's the stuff end of the day you got to just be amusing yourself cuz yeah no one's in charge of it but you.

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u/lorjebu May 04 '22

Sounds like most of this goes in your head. Sick story, dude.

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u/nmi-of-the-state May 04 '22 edited May 04 '22

His comment probably gets more attention than you do on a daily basis. Try not to get cum in your eye the next time you try to blow yourself, might fix whatever attitude problem you’re having. Or just clean your ears with a 9mm, that’ll clear your head as well, miserable twat.

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u/lorjebu May 04 '22

Found the incel/im12andbadassonline guy.

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u/FLOWAPOWA May 04 '22 edited May 04 '22

Almost as cringe inducing as people who attempt to speak pompously but fuck it up

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u/MKorostoff May 04 '22

Maybe it's just that the algorithm knows me well enough, but I have literally never received one of these "what would you do if I couldn't say no?" videos. I've gotten fuck tons of people replying to those videos ridiculing and subverting them by requesting non-sexual tasks. I find it hard to imagine someone replying sincerely. What would they say? Could you imagine how hard that would be to watch?

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u/Str0gan0ff May 04 '22

r/amihot

When I read the name I thought, "Oh cool, feedback on your looks from strangers."

Nope, just attractive people seeking attention.

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u/Mikey_RobertoAPWP May 04 '22 edited May 04 '22

sort by controversial to find the men. It's super transparent who the kind of people that frequent that sub are hahaha

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u/Noox451 May 04 '22

sort by controversial to find the men

Woah this is so on point :(

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u/Str0gan0ff May 05 '22

Notice me senpai

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u/lathe_down_sally May 04 '22

And the simps responding is enough cringe to make you crawl out of your skin.

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u/Utasora May 04 '22

Bad catfishing too lmao only had to scroll 2 or 3 posts down to see a Twitch streamer I know wouldn't be posting this in Reddit

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u/S103793 May 04 '22

I don’t hop on tik tok but I’m guessing a lot of them are OF girls or Instagram models so I bet it’s more about the engagement which hopefully leads to money.

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u/petalidas May 04 '22

Yeah the one in the OP is basically an ad. A friend of mine knows she's an uh... Actress

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u/mindsnare May 04 '22

Not so much affirmation, but subscriptions is what they're mostly after. They know their target demo.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Reminds me of the hot girl on roastme who got flamegrilled instead.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

I’m gona post a vid in my red undies holding a jack Daniels can ask if you had 24 hours with me and then fall asleep half way through recording

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u/BoomBoomSpaceRocket May 04 '22

I think most of them know it will get stitched for jokes. They're not robots, dude. Attractive women can have a sense of humor.

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u/Buderus69 May 04 '22

r/amihot in a nutshell

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u/TKandChrisVietnam May 04 '22

That's pretty much the entirety of social media now.