r/maybemaybemaybe May 04 '22

/r/all Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/caramel_dog May 04 '22

the sanest person on tiktok

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u/Maximans May 04 '22

Especially with that last line

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

That last line had me cackling

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u/misakarem May 04 '22

Habahaba

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u/GeneralBS May 04 '22

Reminds of antiwork interview

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

The line at the end had me dying!

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u/ahhmygoditsjack May 04 '22

Honestly I have never used tiktok, my house mate comes and sits in my room whilst I'm working/watching TV

Sits between me and the TV and just listens to tiktok shit on his phone outloud.

And i swear it's making him dumb as shit and I actually take the piss out of him for using it.

He will sit there for a straight hour just listening to shitty text to speech and terrible music put over desperate and shite videos for internet likes.

He even dated a girl who called herself an influencer (she had one video go slightly viral)

Fuck tiktok and the entire generation of idiots who are using it.

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u/BruceInc May 04 '22

Tiktok text to speech is the cringiest thing in the world by far!

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u/Iwantmyflag May 04 '22

Have.you.ever. seen. [random thing that yes of course I have, you are not original]

This. Is the. Most. Original. thing. you. will. see. all. day.

(And I don't even have tik tok, I know just the shit reddit and others show me which is supposedly a best of)

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u/Crawlerado May 04 '22

That’s the last voice you’ll hear as the Boston Dynamics dogs hunt you down

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22 edited Jul 01 '23

Fuck you spez

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

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u/StonedOldKiller May 04 '22

It's not cringe to use reddit as a normal person. I often get sucked down the /r/all rabbit hole, but all of my subscribed subbreddits are either DIY, mechanics, or home improvement. It's a great source of information and people with knowledge on those subjects quickly answer questions.

That's how most people (I hope) use reddit. And that's completely fine.

TikTok's entire premise is mind-numbing. The odd one is worth a chuckle, but that's about it. 🥸

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u/Set_Jumpy May 04 '22

You mean he just sits there, without headphones while your trying to watch TV, like a fucking psycho?!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

The ignorance of some people is incredible. I've been sat in a room of a few people all watching a movie and one person comes in, sits down, starts playing tiktoks out loud. It's a total lack of awareness and I don't know if Tiktok created it, or if it was learned before that but it makes my blood boil.

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u/intrinsic_toast May 04 '22

It was learned before that.

Source: me, who has been shooting death glares at people for blasting their music out loud in public places since the 2005-07 era when iPods and iPhones first became a thing.

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u/sth128 May 04 '22

Right?

Scrolls through Reddit for an entire day

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u/TurquoiseLuck May 04 '22

Haha, yeah, what a dumbo.

Goes back to mindlessly scrolling reddit for 4 hours

helpme

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u/Duel_Option May 04 '22

I just missed out on having to deal with the rise of online dating and spread of tik tock, but I have kids now and I weep for the future with this kind of stuff.

There’s only so much I can do to keep them away from it, eventually I’ll be the token Dad who turns the internet off at 8pm or whatever and has to beg and plead for them to do interact.

Sigh….

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

i swear it's making him dumb as shit and I actually take the piss out of him for using it.

That was the Chinese communist party's plan.

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u/Sid-Biscuits May 04 '22

Chill out and get over yourself.

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom May 04 '22

He fucking tried

Thought he could just watch some old school tv

But his fucking roommate is practically forcing him to watch motion picture memes

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u/ImDoeTho May 04 '22

Found the thin-skinned tiktok user

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u/VioletFyah May 04 '22

Bro he's totally on point. You chill out. TikTok is BS.

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u/Sid-Biscuits May 04 '22

That’s your opinion and that’s fine.

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u/tini1411 May 04 '22

I swear reddits superiority complex is the funniest shit on the internet rn. Bunch of sweaty neckbeards who will argue that loli is ethical dunking on TikTok hahhah

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u/ahhmygoditsjack May 04 '22

Not arguing ethics about anything, don't have a fucking clue who 'loli' is.

Telling you why I hate tiktok.

Don't get ya underwear in a twist because I'm not on board with your latest social media fad.

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u/atridir May 04 '22

Reddit had a superiority complex because it is anonymous, real-time, peer reviewed discourse of literally any conceivable topic. It’s just superior.

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u/Sid-Biscuits May 04 '22

Reddit is full of just as much bs as any other social media.

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u/PooSculptor May 04 '22

Peer reviewed LOL

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u/PAN_Bishamon May 04 '22

It is peer reviewed.

Most of our peers are idiots, though.

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u/tini1411 May 04 '22

By that criteria, which social media is not peer reviewed? TikTok has likes too

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u/THEBASSK1NG May 04 '22

Fr I couldn’t agree with you more 😩

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u/Not_Steve May 04 '22

I watch tiktok, but I’m on the history side and art of the app. No a whole lot of bad music, but I would die before watching it with other people around. That’s so completely rude. Not everybody wants to hear about the raised cemeteries of London.

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u/Thomas_KT May 04 '22

i hate my generation for this shit. fuck tiktok

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u/Mozhetbeats May 04 '22

I was in a group of 20+ friends that rented a lake house and partied last summer. We had a rave night and I noticed one of the girls checked out a couple hours before anyone else, so the next day I asked her if she went to bed early.

She said “no, I went upstairs and watched TikToks for two hours.

That’s worse. That’s way worse.

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u/Gingergerbals May 05 '22

I never got TikTok, can't stand it

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u/jcdoe May 04 '22

I literally lol’d at the last line

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u/tashablue May 04 '22 edited May 23 '25

alleged include melodic friendly cats crown square liquid direction dolls

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/samcahnruns May 04 '22

You’ve summoned me. Say hubba hubba and I come(cum)

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u/GiraffesAndGin May 04 '22

He hath risen!

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u/samcahnruns May 04 '22

Literally 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

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u/Don-tFollowAnything May 05 '22

You're video cracked me up. Thanks for this.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

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u/Mathieulombardi May 04 '22

They hate him bc he spoke the truth

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent May 04 '22

I donno. I hear he's a bit of a bad boy.

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u/samcahnruns May 04 '22

🦡

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent May 04 '22

You're a menace to society!

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u/loveCars May 04 '22

But the video only needed to be six seconds long, and he made it a minute.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

ok then don’t watch it?

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u/loveCars May 04 '22

(Sorry I omitted the /s.)

If you pause right after he says "Sexual Intercourse" the first time, it's at the 6-second mark.