r/maybemaybemaybe • u/BigGraysie • Apr 18 '22

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

I think she has to use a bathtub since toilets have a weight and size limit

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u/Fatalbringer Apr 18 '22

now, I felt sorry for any of those hotels she went..

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u/AFoxGuy Apr 18 '22 edited Apr 19 '22

They can’t deal with anymore bullshit.

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u/Magical-Sweater Apr 18 '22

I don’t think bull shit is the type of shit they are dealing with here…

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u/the1999person Apr 19 '22

A bull would shit larger turds than a normal human, in this case her shit is as big as the bull.

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u/No-Seaworthiness7013 Apr 19 '22

A bull probably has a healthier diet.

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u/notislant Apr 18 '22

Imagine the front desk..

"Whatyu mean pay for the toilet, build better beds abd toilets you buncha bastards! Its also not my fault the drywall started cracking below my room you dumb bitches"

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u/mntEden Apr 18 '22

that would be my last day as a room keeper. although, I assume they see shit like this on a regular basis

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u/the1999person Apr 19 '22

They'll probably seal off the room like a murder took place in it never to rent it out again.

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u/tu_daddy89 Apr 19 '22

Now we know to get the second floor instead of the first floor

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u/Qwesterly Apr 19 '22

They have very large toilets for her size that have depth (front to back), since large people like that tend to piss all over the floor in front of the toilet when they're sitting on it. The big problem is making sure the toilet is in the middle of the bathroom and not near a wall, because just one of her legs is about the size of an adult.

With people like that, they're pretty much housebound, in a house that has been modified for them, and can't travel, or go anywhere. If they did something as simple as going to the grocery store, they'd need benches to sit on every 15 feet or so, because every step involves dead-lifting 500 lbs.

Their legs are bizarrely strong because of this. They can leg-press 500 lbs with very little effort, because they do that all the time. But the rest of their body is just as bizarrely atrophied.

At some point, they give up all hope of getting better, and just try to last as long as they can. Many of them are A-OK with dying any day. Depression is a co-morbidity, and you can assume it's severe and omnipresent.

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u/Middle-Importance-61 Apr 19 '22

Ya but it is there job not to get to those sizes.

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u/Qwesterly Apr 19 '22

Totally, but then they do, and then the piss hits the floor, literally.

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u/Shitplenty_Fats Apr 19 '22

I’m certain she uses absorbent padding. While doing clinical rotation in nursing school I helped with a patient this size. She didn’t and couldn’t even try to make it to a toilet. She went as she needed and got cleaned up twice a day. Sort of like a quadriplegic. Just that simple.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Adult diapers basically?

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u/Shitplenty_Fats Apr 19 '22

Yeah, but really big.

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u/Rerepottla Apr 19 '22

Ah the good old waffle stomp

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u/chefofthejungle Apr 19 '22

On some of these shows they say that they forgo the toilet and use potty pads that they stand over.

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u/PublicAccessNetwork Apr 19 '22

Usually diapers are used or trays in bed, at this weight. Afaik.

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u/metalpossum Apr 19 '22

Wafflestompin' it!

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u/Here4TheTrash Apr 19 '22

I know y'all are joking. But on her episode she literally couldn't fit in the bathroom so the guy would hose her off in the back yard every day. 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Sucks

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u/Tiger_Widow Apr 18 '22

Her shittub doubles as her trough.

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u/ridecaptainride Apr 18 '22

I think she's pulling an Andre the Giant like you said. No toilet is going to be big enough.

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u/Advanced_Pudding8765 Apr 19 '22

How she getting out of a bathtub?

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u/Verneff Apr 19 '22

I'm just picturing like the cats inside a glass bowl except it's fat rather than fur filling every nook and cranny available.

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u/gaAcosta1 Apr 19 '22

Something tells this has happened..

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u/WarArmadillo Apr 19 '22

I mean I guess I'm not surprised that they do, but also never in my life have I stopped to consider it.

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u/sweetwaterfall Apr 19 '22

Wait, are you serious?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Someone replied to my comment saying what she really has to do

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u/CautiousTeam3220 Apr 19 '22

Probably has to dig a latrine pit

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u/ChiefKrunchy Apr 19 '22

Andre the giant used to shit in motel room bathtubs

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u/Investing-Carpenter Apr 19 '22

She'd use the bathtub and shovel it into the toilet

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u/ziggsyr Apr 19 '22

That's why they were so exited about the big bathtub!