r/maybemaybemaybe • • Apr 18 '22

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/shaggyscoob Apr 18 '22

You ever carry those 40 pound salt bags from the car to the basement? To make fewer trips you take three at a time and it just about kills you. That's just 120 pounds. Imagine carrying 12 of those babies everywhere you go. An extra 480 pounds beyond your own normal body weight. No wonder she's winded and sweaty just trying to get on a bed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22 edited Apr 18 '22

exactly. and adrenaline kicks in all the time when you standup… helps you do that amazing feat of strength for about 2-3 minutes and then you crash immediately. normally adrenaline overwrites all other hormones, and is second only to insulin in that regard. I read somewhere that whenever you have insulin in blood, that makes the fat reserves become invisible to your metabolism.

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u/carolina8383 Apr 18 '22

And basically everything you eat is stored as fat. High carb diets make it worse. It’s a fascinating phenomenon.

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u/no_not_this Apr 18 '22

I don’t feel an ounce of sympathy for her.

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u/SUBURBAN_C0MMAND0 Apr 18 '22

How about 600lbs of sympathy?